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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


IT HAS BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE BILLY LEFT THIS PLANET. HERE ARE TODAY'S PITCHMEN:

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
MIKE SOROKA VS JACOB DEGROM IS GONNA BE GREAT

UNLIKE THAT SLAP CHOP GUY. gently caress HIM.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


RIP IN POWER YOU BEAUTIFUL PITCH MAN


GO A CLEVELAND

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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BILLY MAYS HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT I DIED AND YET ADDISON RUSSELL STILL LIVES AND STARTS FOR THE CUBS

WHAT A TERRIBLE hosed UP WORLD WE LIVE IN

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
VOTED 5 TWICE FOR EACH YEAR THAT BILLY MAYS HAS BEEN GONE

NEVER FORGOTTEN

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I WANT THE CUBS TO SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE REDS. IN OTHER WORDS, I HOPE THE CUBS ARE THE

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I WANT THE CUBS TO SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE REDS. IN OTHER WORDS, I HOPE THE CUBS ARE THE



gently caress MORTAL KOMBAT THIS IS THE REAL DEADLY ALLIANCE

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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THEY WERE SHIFTING BRYANT THE OTHER WAY, SO HE HIT A



TO THE OPPOSITE FIELD FOR A SINGLE

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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SICK CURVEBALL BY SONNY GRAY TO END THE INNING. THAT WAS A

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
MIKE SOROKA'S SLIDER IS OXICLEAN AS gently caress

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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OH THAT'S JUST THE SMELL OF ADDISON RUSSELL SUCKING AT BASEBALL

(AND AT LIFE)

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
THAT RILEY BOMB MADE ME GO SHAM-WOW

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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ERVIN JUST ROBBED RUSSELL OF AN XBH. HE SURE IS A

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

ITS TIME TO PUT ALL THE METS FOR SALE BE DIALING PEOPLE

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

I GUESS I KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS BUT DON'T REALLY REMEMBER ANY SPECIFICS ALL THAT WELL SO I'M MOSTLY JUST CONFUSED ABOUT THE PREMISE OF THIS THREAD

MY MID-2000S LATE NIGHT STONED IDLE TV WAS MORE LIKE THAT INSANE PREACHER JACK VAN IMPE AND HIS WIFE NAMED REXELLA THEY WERE CONSTANTLY PARANOID ABOUT AN ANTICHRIST COMING FROM RUSSIA IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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BAD NEWS: HAMELS IS OUT BECAUSE OF SOME UNKNOWN INJURY

GOOD NEWS: NOTED GINGER MIKE MONTGOMERY IS NOW IN, SO HE WILL GIVE THIS GAME A HEALTHY

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Billy Mays was from Pittsburgh.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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FIRST loving PITCH FROM MONTGOMERY IS A

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Billy Mays was from Pittsburgh.

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Guess Montgomery needed 1 more warm up pitch.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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TMMadman posted:

Guess Montgomery needed 1 more warm up pitch.

SPEAK UP, SON

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
IF YOU ACT NOW, YOU CAN GET THESE SEATS FOR $30 4 HOURS BEFORE GAME TIME LIKE I DID.



GO BREWERS

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
THE METS SUCK poo poo

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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BUT WAIT, THERE'S 2 OUTS SENZEL

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

JACOB DEGROM REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PITCH AGAINST ATLANTA ANYMORE

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



STARTING TO UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE SO KEEN ON HAVING EVERYBODY RUN ON THE METS

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
SOROKA IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO PITCHING A MADDUX, OR YOUR MONEY BACK, GUARANTEED

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
OZZIE ALBIES GOES DOWN SMOOTH AS TWO LINES OFF A HOOKER’S BACK

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


THE CLEVELAND INDIANS ARE PLAYING TERRIBLE BECAUSE THEY'RE MOURNING THE LOSS OF A GREAT MAN

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I’M A REAL BIG FAN OF THROWBACK JERSEYS AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT TONIGHT’S ASTROS UNIS ARE SOME OF THE BEST

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
EITHER THE BALL IS JUICED OR ALONSO IS. IM LEANING BOTH

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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GRAY'S BREAKING STUFF IS WORKING EXTREMELY WELL TODAY. THE CUBS HAVE ENTERED THE

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
true fact I played pony league with billy mays’s cousin

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

GalacticAcid posted:

true fact I played pony league with billy mays’s cousin

YOU DID WHAT NOW

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



GalacticAcid posted:

true fact I played pony league with billy mays’s cousin

SPEAK UP FRIEND

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
is this... is this the GDT?

If so... go Bucs

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
IF YOU FUCKERS DONT START HONORING THE MIGHTY PUTTY MESSIAH IM GONNA START REPORTING

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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VALIANT EFFORT BY THE BEEFY LAD

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



camoseven posted:

is this... is this the GDT?

If so... go Bucs

*PUTS ENORMOUS HEARING HORN UP TO EAR*

SORRY FRIEND I CANNOT HEAR YOU, PLEASE SPEAK UP

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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WATCH AS THE HOPE OF A CUBS VICTORY

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