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All too often, it seems like you read through some Shakespeare and think, if only this wasn't so drat wordy. Yeah okay Hamlet we get it you knew Horatio, deal with it brah. As I Lay Dying? More like as i lay dying of boredom. So itt we abridge literary classics. I've already gotten you started, with the thread title
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The White Dragon posted:All too often, it seems like you read through some Shakespeare and think, if only this wasn't so drat wordy. Yeah okay Hamlet we get it you knew Horatio, deal with it brah. As I Lay Dying? More like as i lay dying of boredom. So itt we abridge literary classics. I've already gotten you started, with the thread title 
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Oct 17, 2019 09:43
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Not to be.
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Oct 17, 2019 09:44
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good start, i too am a fan of  
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Oct 17, 2019 09:45
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great big cardboard tube posted:Not to be. Question?
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Oct 17, 2019 09:47
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It’s me, John Galt
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Oct 17, 2019 09:57
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It was the worst of times.
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Oct 17, 2019 09:58
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<- Ishmael
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Oct 17, 2019 10:00
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being unhappy in my plaid elmer fudd hat
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Oct 17, 2019 10:09
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The aristocrats!
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Oct 17, 2019 10:14
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There was both red and gray rain in the state of OK.
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Oct 17, 2019 10:16
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FBI bust. Need new mods.
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Oct 17, 2019 10:29
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I hate my undead gay son he keeps ruining my life.
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Oct 17, 2019 10:32
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Pip rescued Magwitch, and he turned out to be a pretty good dude, actually. Later he gave him a lot of money. Pip's life was more comfortable because of it. He had some feelings about that, but not too many.
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Oct 17, 2019 10:34
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Pig and human look the same now.
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Oct 17, 2019 10:35
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Grevling posted:Pig and human look the same now. the weight watchers manual is not a classic but thank you for the effort "Tell me- like you done before." "Tell you what?" "About the rabbits. Come on, George. Tell me. Please, George. Like you done before." "You get a kick outa that, don't you? Awright, I'll tell you, and then we'll eat our supper...." George pulled the trigger. "Right in the back of the head," he said softly.
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Oct 17, 2019 10:45
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It was both the best and worst of times.
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Oct 17, 2019 11:07
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war bad, army bad, leave if you don't. But first: some pathos
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Oct 17, 2019 11:13
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great big cardboard tube posted:Not to be. Close thread
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Oct 17, 2019 11:31
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baby, never worn
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Oct 17, 2019 11:31
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hello, i'm john galt
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Oct 17, 2019 11:35
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I was taking a poo poo while reading OP and due to some kind of bad thread osmosis the poo poo died before if fully ejected from my rear end.
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Oct 17, 2019 11:42
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Your poison thread is making turd heaven too loving crowded
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Oct 17, 2019 11:47
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Dad gay.
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Oct 17, 2019 12:19
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Android Blues posted:Pip rescued Magwitch, and he turned out to be a pretty good dude, actually. Later he gave him a lot of money. Pip's life was more comfortable because of it. He had some feelings about that, but not too many. "Well," Pip said to Estelle, "I guess we both learned a valuable lesson about being forced to live vicariously for others and how it stunts emotional growth."
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Oct 17, 2019 12:42
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Is Shakespeare that guy that stole all his ideas from Chuck Tingle?
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Oct 17, 2019 12:47
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Thirst but there's only seawater.
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Oct 17, 2019 12:59
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Oh sweet, I'm gonna sell this big-rear end pearl and marry my beautiful Juana and make Coyotito not-a-bastard.
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Oct 17, 2019 13:30
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I love your money even though you're autistic, Mr Darcy.
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Oct 17, 2019 13:37
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super sweet best pal posted:"Well," Pip said to Estelle, "I guess we both learned a valuable lesson about being forced to live vicariously for others and how it stunts emotional growth." Miss Havisham had been pretty mean, but she was dead now, so it was alright. It was sort of sad, but because she had been mean, not really that sad. Pip was friends with Herbert Pocket.
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Oct 17, 2019 13:48
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pretty sure that's all of Great Expectations. now for Little Dorrit
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Oct 17, 2019 13:49
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I thought he knew yorrick, horatio
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Oct 17, 2019 13:58
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Stealing wifes, featuring a wooden horse and the long way home
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Oct 17, 2019 14:02
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"This goddamn loving whale! gently caress!"
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Oct 17, 2019 14:09
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Be smarter than the dude you are at war with.
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Oct 17, 2019 15:28
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No! These are mah shoes babby, you didn't earn them
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Oct 17, 2019 16:23
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I didn't steal the money. I did however bang my coworker. She smelled of pork rinds. e: I'd be impressed if anyone could guess the novel based on this but it's genuinely all I remembered from it. Rockman Reserve fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Oct 17, 2019 |
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Oct 17, 2019 16:24
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Muldoon, the Dino chow.
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Oct 17, 2019 16:26
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christmas is better if you aren't a greedy dick
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It’s the vibe of it. It’s the Constitution. It’s Mabo. It’s justice. It’s law. It’s the vibe and ah, no that’s it. It’s the vibe. I rest my case.
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