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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > 2020 Dead Pool
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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

 He’s making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna speculate who’s going on ice..

The time is fast approaching to get your dead pool picks locked down, so here’s your one stop shop in which to speculate (or just steal a bunch of names so you don’t have to do research..whatever)

This isn’t a contest by the way, as I don’t think that any of us have the ambition to follow up on this poo poo all year..I know I don’t. Anyway here’s ten or so celebs that I think are circling the drain, and the reasons why. Enjoy!

Alex Trebek-no brainer here.. Pancreatic cancer sucks

Norm Coleman-remember him? Lost to Al Franken, who in turn resigned because he got #metoo’ed, anyway he also has cancer that has spread into his lungs, brain up next I’m supposing.

Sam Lloyd-Ted from Scrubs, see Norm Coleman

Steve Gleason isn’t blocking this one. ALS gets him this year.

Jimmy Carter-It’s time.

Ruth Bader-Ginsburg- sorry dems, Trump gets to pick another next year.

Leon Spinks-Recent development. Has been in I’ll health for quite some time. You gotta keep up on this cancer business as it has a tendency to spread and then you end up on this list.

Bob Dole-just look at him!

Frankie Banali-loving pancreases again!

Plus Prince Phillip and Kirk Douglass of course.

Okay, ghouls! Proceed with the speculations!

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

 all of us, probably

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Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
Jeffrey Epstein

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 06:59
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The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fuckstick posted:

Bob Dole-just look at him!

Kirk Douglass of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbIWC7z5H3Q

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Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
Shatner.

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jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
 her royal highness elizabeth ii windsor

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 07:04
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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

violent sex idiot posted:

her royal highness elizabeth ii windsor

The queen is eternal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtKJCIeozQ8

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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
The current oldest man in the world.

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 07:13
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bomb
Nov 3, 2005


 Bernie Sanders
RBG
Betty White
Lena Dunham

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

The current oldest man in the world.

the youngest man in the world. a lot.

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 07:40
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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Henry winkler
Pamela Anderson
Ron Howard
Hulk Hogan

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Artie Lange seems as safe a bet as any.

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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.


 joe biden :pray:

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Clint Eastwood

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 08:36
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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

me, a year ago posted:

I've been betting on Kirk Douglas for 22 years, that pony has to come in some time
"Kirk Douglas is definitely too old now. I mean, he's not immortal," says increasingly nervous man for seventh year in a row

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 I thought Trebek's cancer went into full remission?
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised but I thought I'd heard he'd pulled some kind of semi miracle with that

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
 Msn they're making another movie? Already?

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 13:18
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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

 I have a feeling about The Rock...

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 13:27
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Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
Donald J Trump.

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 13:28
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Every member of The News EXCEPT Hewy Lewis

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Rime posted:

Donald J Trump.
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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Fuckstick posted:

Ruth Bader-Ginsburg- sorry dems, Trump gets to pick another next year.

MITCH WOULDNT DO THAT DURING AN ELECTION YEAR

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

the youngest man in the world. a lot.

Is this an abortion joke

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i don't understand why these are called 'dead pools' and not 'death pools' which would sound much more natural

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 This dead pool would be funnier, and more challenging, if picking candidates who already have terminal diseases wasn't allowed.

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pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
Julian Assange will be found dead in a jail cell this year

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i predict that Berty Willikins of South Bend, IN will not live to see another year

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Jose Oquendo posted:

Artie Lange seems as safe a bet as any.

he just was on joe rogan and was 6 months clean or something like that, but he has a michael jackson nose now

christopher walken

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
The SA forums! :xd:

* # ? Dec 26, 2019 14:49
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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Jose Oquendo posted:

Artie Lange seems as safe a bet as any.

I'll take that action on Artie Lange 2020. It's only a matter of time

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
 God I hope it's the human race :pray:

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Hercules Caligula
Feb 17, 2007
 Olivia de Havilland, surely.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

 Ginsburg because we're in hellworld

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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

The current oldest man in the world.

Also the current #1 ISIS guy

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Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

Fuckstick posted:

Sam Lloyd-Ted from Scrubs, see Norm Coleman

drat I had no idea :(

I'll guess David Attenborough.

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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

pablo gbscobar posted:

Julian Assange will be found dead in a jail cell this year

you may be onto something here 🤔

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



 Donald Trump, massive stroke

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Beverly Cleary
Jim Carrey

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

poverty goat posted:

Donald Trump, massive stroke

i'm not saying this but you know


worse things could happen

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grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
The Democrat Party

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