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this christmas i got a collapsible fishing rod, a lingering stare from my drunk aunt, and the same shirt in 3 sizes leaving the onus of returning them on me what did you guys get
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i got two 20 dollar aldi gift cards but they are inversely the best presents i got no shame at buying groceries with christmas money
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Dec 26, 2019 10:57
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I got a half hearted "merry Christmas" meme from a girl I barely know on WhatsApp
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Dec 26, 2019 14:46
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I have t2 diabetes and have ended up with 3 boxes of chocolates, one of fudge and a chocolate teddy bear. Conclusion, family plotting my literal Death by Chocolate.
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Dec 26, 2019 19:26
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I’m a vegetarian and my sister in law sent us a box of Omaha steaks
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Dec 26, 2019 20:17
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FluffieDuckie posted:I’m a vegetarian and my sister in law sent us a box of Omaha steaks lmao I'm so glad those aren't a thing in my family as nobody ever remembers that I don't really eat meat |
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Dec 26, 2019 21:01
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FluffieDuckie posted:I’m a vegetarian and my sister in law sent us a box of Omaha steaks I'll eat them shits! |
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Dec 27, 2019 00:42
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i got a pair of vans i didn’t really vibe with but then realized i needed new skate shoes anyway so it turned out alright |
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Dec 27, 2019 01:12
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this year: my dad blew hundreds of bucks on cheap anti-trump memorabilia and then let us choose which toy, t-shirt or mug we wanted. I got a magic trump orb that answers your questions with real trump voice clips my worst gift ever from him was an ipod touch (or whatever the one that was just an iphone without the phone). I didn't really have a use for it, so whatever. What made it a lovely gift was about a month later he asked me to give it to my younger brother who'd lost his. So it went from a "Well, I'm getting an expensive gift for me preteen kid, but don't want my adult kid to get jealous, so I'll get him it too," to getting his preteen two of the expensive gift. |
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Dec 27, 2019 02:00
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I got influenza
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Dec 27, 2019 02:06
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none of my gifts were the worst because it meant I was spending time with people I love
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Dec 27, 2019 03:20
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i flunked out posted:none of my gifts were the worst because it meant I was spending time with people I love
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Dec 27, 2019 03:22
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I got influenza i flunked out posted:none of my gifts were the worst because it meant I was spending time with people I love i got influenza from spending time with people i love
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Dec 27, 2019 03:25
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I just worked a really long day and saw a bunch of couples which made me feel really lonely. |
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Dec 27, 2019 03:41
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I just worked a really long day and saw a bunch of couples which made me feel really lonely. who gave you that present
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Dec 27, 2019 03:42
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Mr. Dick allows himself only one gift which he purchases for himself. He insists any familial or wifely generosity be directed towards the child. This ensures that Mr. Dick gets exactly what he wants (that he can reasonably afford) and that the worst present he gets is also the best.
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Dec 27, 2019 03:57
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owlhawk911 posted:who gave you that present Society and my boss I guess? |
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Dec 27, 2019 03:58
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Mr. Dick posted:Mr. Dick allows himself only one gift which he purchases for himself. He insists any familial or wifely generosity be directed towards the child. This ensures that Mr. Dick gets exactly what he wants (that he can reasonably afford) and that the worst present he gets is also the best. what did mr. dick get this year? SweetWillyRollbar posted:Society and my boss I guess? lol
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Dec 27, 2019 04:05
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"society" is a hilarious answer to almost any question imho
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Dec 27, 2019 04:05
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owlhawk911 posted:"society" is a hilarious answer to almost any question imho Hey babe, what do you want to get for dinner? Society. |
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Dec 27, 2019 04:12
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Finger Prince posted:Hey babe, what do you want to get for dinner? Eat the rich. |
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Dec 27, 2019 04:19
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meet the rich and beat them at chess
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Dec 27, 2019 04:24
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tradjik posted:meet the rich and beat them at chess Beat the rich and greet their chef. |
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Dec 27, 2019 04:31
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greet the rich and steal their cheque
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Dec 27, 2019 04:34
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xcheopis posted:Eat the rich. Also I got fuzzy acrylic socks from my mom. I knit socks compulsively. And I don't wear plastic. I still love them anyway. |
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Dec 27, 2019 04:35
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hamjobs posted:Also I got fuzzy acrylic socks from my mom. nice do they have cute pictures
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Dec 27, 2019 04:36
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tradjik posted:nice do they have cute pictures They have alpacas on them |
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Dec 27, 2019 04:39
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hamjobs posted:They have alpacas on them cute. alpacas are awesome
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Dec 27, 2019 04:42
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mUMSi5M8g&feature=youtu.be |
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Dec 27, 2019 04:44
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could watch this for days. those are some sneaky llamas. hope all llamas made it home safe to their lil' llama fams
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Dec 27, 2019 04:55
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:could watch this for days. those are some sneaky llamas. hope all llamas made it home safe to their lil' llama fams It's so charming. |
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Dec 27, 2019 05:18
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The worst present I got this year was a T-shirt. My sister got me a variety of pretty nice T-shirts. Not at all bad, except one of the bunch was a horrible, mustard-y, baby crap-y yellowbrown color. I took it to work today and put it in our library (which in addition to books also often has other items for people to take) It was gone within the hour, so that means that the worst present I got was also something somebody else liked, and will appreciate.
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Dec 27, 2019 05:26
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shirt happens |
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Dec 27, 2019 05:27
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prepuce repurposed posted:shirt happens No shirt. |
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Dec 27, 2019 05:41
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xcheopis posted:Eat the rich. meat the rich "nice to MEAT you"
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Dec 27, 2019 06:10
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"knife to meat you"
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Dec 27, 2019 06:13
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Society and my boss I guess? did you at least get time-and-a-half for it? I've been hearing more and more about lovely retail and service industry companies finding ways to screw people out of holiday pay or deciding only half the holiday counts for it, like "Only Thanksgiving evening," or "New Year's Day, but not New Year's Eve" because so many people are desperate for the money |
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Dec 27, 2019 08:58
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Coolness Averted posted:did you at least get time-and-a-half for it? I've been hearing more and more about lovely retail and service industry companies finding ways to screw people out of holiday pay or deciding only half the holiday counts for it, like "Only Thanksgiving evening," or "New Year's Day, but not New Year's Eve" because so many people are desperate for the money No. But I'm also in Japan where Christmas isn't a holiday. Part time workers are getting a small bump in pay for New Year's Eve, but I'm salary so... It's kind of a bum deal but also a weird situation because I was hired on as brewer but we don't have our license yet so I'm doing this for now. |
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Dec 27, 2019 09:09
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they didn’t read my list very well because all I got was burp and fart piano for android (I have a iphone) and plane station which is a PS4 shaped console but it’s a NES 1000-in-1 multicart of the same 20 bootlegs of normal NES games but the sprites are all plane related
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Dec 27, 2019 09:37
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i have a whole lot of costco gifts to return so i put them all in a suitcase bc the suitcache is getting returned to costco as well
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