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what kind of creative phrases or aphorisms have you picked up and had stuck in your head? one time my dad told me "if you're going to fart in the tub, don't bite the bubble"
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making GBS threads and farting, sucking and loving
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Dec 29, 2019 21:38
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can't bust the krust
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Dec 29, 2019 21:40
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Dec 29, 2019 21:41
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Never tug on the donkeys dick from behind.
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Dec 29, 2019 21:47
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First liar always wins.
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Dec 29, 2019 21:59
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Never pet a burning dog.
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Dec 29, 2019 22:00
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Much like this thread, you can't polish a turd.
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Dec 29, 2019 22:03
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Once, when I was very young, my grandfather told me, "a jew can smell a dollar upwind from a mile away." Years later, that memory popped into my head and it dawned on me that my grandfather had been a tremendous bigot.
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Dec 29, 2019 22:06
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Be like a star. Gassy and remote.
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Dec 29, 2019 22:09
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givepatajob posted:Much like this thread, you can't polish a turd. what the gently caress dude
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Dec 29, 2019 22:22
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Was working construction ages ago, and a job we were estimating was gonna be a big hassle. So boss says at some point "We got a lot of opticals in our way." I corrected him, "Obstacles?" And he shoots back with "Nah man, opticals, like I can't see how we're gonna do all this poo poo."
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Dec 29, 2019 22:32
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Dad gay? So what.
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Dec 29, 2019 22:53
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beer before liquor, never been sicker
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Dec 29, 2019 22:58
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Too much lube is almost enough
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Dec 29, 2019 23:01
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if you close the barn door after the horse has gone out then you will save on barn heating bills
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Dec 29, 2019 23:01
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Don't get your cousin pregnant.
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Dec 29, 2019 23:02
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Don't look a gift horse in the rear end in a top hat
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Dec 29, 2019 23:06
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Don't get your cousin pregnant. Could have used this before the holidays
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Dec 29, 2019 23:07
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Never have sex.
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Dec 29, 2019 23:11
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But if you must have sex, make sure no one enjoys it.
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Dec 29, 2019 23:16
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Burt is sexual
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Dec 29, 2019 23:18
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Second place is first LOSER hahaha 
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Dec 29, 2019 23:30
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Anything tgat can be responded to with “Okay Boomer”
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Dec 29, 2019 23:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDTZcj8Xink
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Dec 29, 2019 23:52
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If you fart in church you'll sit in your own pew
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Dec 29, 2019 23:54
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if it ain't cool i hate it
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Dec 29, 2019 23:55
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Grandpa: "College is a waste of time and your parents are full of poo poo. How would they even know if college is worth it if they never went!?"
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Dec 29, 2019 23:55
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Last Chance posted:can't bust the krust cant mug the burgpug
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Dec 29, 2019 23:56
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From my uncle's hippie van: "rear end, Cash, or Grass: NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE" "Wine 'em, Dine 'em, 69 'em"
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Dec 29, 2019 23:56
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eat poo poo and howl at the moon
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Dec 29, 2019 23:57
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Loden Taylor posted:Once, when I was very young, my grandfather told me, "a jew can smell a dollar upwind from a mile away." Weirdest proust fanfiction I've ever heard
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Dec 30, 2019 00:01
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Don't become agnostic. You can't pray for death.
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Dec 30, 2019 00:03
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You might wish you could 69 yourself but it requires a 4th dimension, son
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Dec 30, 2019 00:05
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Don't order the burrito, order the burrito bowl and ask for an extra tortilla
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Dec 30, 2019 00:05
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The_Continental posted:From my uncle's hippie van: "Rock out with your Cock out" was my favorite of this milieu
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Dec 30, 2019 00:08
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Its puts the lotion on its skin or else its gets the hose again!!
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Dec 30, 2019 01:19
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Never waste a boner.
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Dec 30, 2019 01:30
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An angel loses its wings whdn you let a fire go to waste
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Dec 30, 2019 01:32
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Cum is good for the liver
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