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You know, where the lady goes around with a stone in a cauldron saying she's making stone soup and asks everyone to contribute, until she has actual soup. I'm sure there's a funny premise to be found here.
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Daikloktos posted:You know, where the lady goes around with a stone in a cauldron saying she's making stone soup and asks everyone to contribute, until she has actual soup. I'm sure there's a funny premise to be found here. It was a bunch of commie bullshit. GO get ur own soup ingredients rear end in a top hat!
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Jan 21, 2020 22:10
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OP makes a lazy thread then expects everyone else to contribute actual good content
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If you make a fetish people will give you free poo poo.
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Daikloktos posted:You know, where the lady goes around with a stone in a cauldron saying she's making stone soup and asks everyone to contribute, until she has actual soup. I'm sure there's a funny premise to be found here. I guess you're version is where you come up with a thread with no real idea and try and get everyone to contribute until you have an actual thread? Cause if you, you loving nailed it.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:11
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[pelts OP with rocks]
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Jan 21, 2020 22:12
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I don't have any jokes about Stone Soup, but I did bring these potatoes.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:13
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 This thread is a Riff-fest, I tell you!
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Jan 21, 2020 22:19
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:OP makes a lazy thread then expects everyone else to contribute actual good content lol
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Haschel Cedricson posted:
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:OP makes a lazy thread then expects everyone else to contribute actual good content Biohazard posted:I guess you're version is where you come up with a thread with no real idea and try and get everyone to contribute until you have an actual thread? Cause if you, you loving nailed it. goldmine, ops a genius
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:OP makes a lazy thread then expects everyone else to contribute actual good content It's a metaphor.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:28
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Can you please repeat the question?
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Jan 21, 2020 22:30
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If you are high on marijuana and eat pho then you are kind of eating “stoned soup”
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My contribution is to suggest giving the OP a sixer.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:33
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*poops in the cauldron* What!? It’s a jumping-off point.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:39
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hey great i was looking to unload this ton of boulders. enjoy!
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Jan 21, 2020 22:42
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*rinses off underpants in the pot* good for another week
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Jan 21, 2020 22:43
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its stone poop, the whole town is bringing things to put in my butt to make a poop
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Jan 21, 2020 22:44
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Stone Soup is surely one of the best classic roguelikes still in development
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Stark Fist posted:Stone Soup is surely one of the best classic roguelikes still in development Actually it's not because they cut <race nobody really gives a gently caress about> and changed <spell that you only see once every sixty runs and only use once every 120>, also they changed <pointless busywork related to some god only three people ever play>. Play my fork instead it undoes all of that and has a 'lactic inflation' spell.
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Jan 21, 2020 23:42
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Here's the stone, OP. https://i.imgur.com/8uTh0Uz.gifv
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Jan 22, 2020 00:12
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The Chinese call it "Casting a brick to attract jade", OP.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:44
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Axe soup tastes better and has better nutritional value.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:45
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a bunch of villagers standing in a circle jacking off and cumming into the boiling pot. whoever cums last has to drink it
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Live Free posted:a bunch of villagers standing in a circle jacking off and cumming into the boiling pot. whoever cums last has to drink it Yeah, that recipe takes some stones (testicles).
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Jan 22, 2020 02:05
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I've been having a lot of fun with my Vine Stalker Assassin.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:05
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The only stone in my soup is sour
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Jan 22, 2020 02:37
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The dirt and bugs on the stone add much needed protien and vitamins
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Jan 22, 2020 02:50
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a good stone soup uses everything you have in your fridge, so currently mine includes: lettuce, cheese, water, red peppers, rice milk, shrimp and a bag of old limes
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Jan 22, 2020 03:43
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The base ingredients of a good stone soup are stones and water
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Jan 22, 2020 03:45
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i have a big rock i have some stagnant water rock and water soup
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Jan 22, 2020 03:55
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what if a stone soup but the soup was weed i call it stoned soup
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Jan 22, 2020 04:23
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Stone soup parable but instead of a pot (heh) it's a bong and you pass it around until someone loads it up
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One day a handsome young stranger came to a tiny sleepy village in the countryside. He went around asking for food for his empty cooking pot but was thoroughly rebuffed by every villager. But this stranger was crafty and so he hatched a scheme. He went to the river and filled his pot up with water and when it boiled dropped in some stones. After 30 minutes one of the villagers got curious and came up and asked him: "What are you doing there?" "Why I'm making stone soup" The clever stranger replied. "Stone soup? You're just boiling a rock?" "It's the most delicious flavor in the world. I guarantee it. It just needs a little bit of carrots to complete the flavor." The stranger said smacking his lips. "i really don't think rocks impart that much flavor. It doesn't seem healthy either. I think I saw some lichen on them." "Have you ever had it before though?" The stranger kissed his fingers like an italian chef. "Mwah! Deee-lishous! Just a little bit of carrots that's all I need to just make the flavor pop!" "You seem really intent on getting some carrots. If its so delicious can't you do without them?" "The carrots just bring out the full bodiedness of the stones. You can't have stone soup without carrots. Say I don't suppose YOU would have any carrots would you? I'd share some of my stone soup with you!" "I'm good thanks. I can boil those at home without lichen-crusted rocks." The villager then went away and told the other villagers about what he was doing and they laughed to themselves. By now it had been an hour and they were still there watching him. The stranger didn't want them to think he was odd so he took the boiled water with some lichen floating in it and ate it loudly proclaiming the best thing he ever tasted. The villagers didn't seem to believe him. The next day the stranger went to another town.
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Heh that handsome stranger sure got OWNED with REASON and LOGIC by this brave randian peasant.
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tone soup. It has laser toner in it. Hence, tone soup Tony Soprano's preferred soup might also be referred to as Tone soup
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Instapot Stone Soup 6 rocks (Small-medium) 6 cups broth (any flavor) 6 sticks of butter Turn the Instant Pot ON and select “stew” mode, adjust heat to more. Then, add the butter to the hot pot, and add the rocks and broth and let sit until rocks are soft, stirring periodically throughout. NOTE: Do not use your hand to stir.
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how big a cauldron are we talking here, like a witches cauldron?
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Stone post: Stone
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