- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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I have no skills I’m stupid and I like eating candy. can I be your boyfriend?
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Aug 16, 2020 03:27
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 3, 2024 23:40
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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also I’m married
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Aug 16, 2020 03:28
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- The Saucer Hovers
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i think i know you irl
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Aug 16, 2020 03:51
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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wtf? you sure?
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Aug 16, 2020 03:54
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- The Saucer Hovers
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hell you might be gary, billy, or steven
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Aug 16, 2020 04:04
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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hell you might be gary, billy, or steven
try again bucko
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Aug 16, 2020 04:25
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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I do not think this is a good idea for you to be my boyfriend. My wife’s skills and intelligence compliment my complete lack of skills and intelligence. I fear that if you became my boyfriend we would be doomed the_rob
but on those cold nights in the distant future where things are tough and I need something to hold on to, I will think of you and the boyfriend that could have been
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Aug 16, 2020 05:41
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- Khanstant
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Sorry, just looking for a boyf atm, already got too many riend laying around as it is
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Aug 16, 2020 08:22
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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only if you're not particularly attractive. in the 4-6 range out of 10. also, you must have a sweet nature and a desperate desire to please, unless you are actually asked to do something
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Aug 16, 2020 08:57
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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Finally a thread about me
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Aug 16, 2020 09:10
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Hello, I kit-bashed a phat dildo out of a Starship Enterprise Nacelle and the satellite dish on the Millenium Falcon anyway do you want to see Magic cards sorted by tit content first up is Bustersquall
Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Aug 16, 2020
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Aug 16, 2020 09:20
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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My wife is in the other room she's updating the Young and the Restless wiki. This is a lore-based household
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Aug 16, 2020 09:22
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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busty asian teen looking for older white male, must be extra thicc and knowledgable of anime and japanese culture
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Aug 16, 2020 12:01
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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*Gives a dvd to the love of my life*
it's a mix-tape of my favorite anime episodes that makes me think of you
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Aug 16, 2020 12:12
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Will you be my goonfriend? he shouted too loudly.
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Aug 16, 2020 12:15
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- nut
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i dunno is this gonna cut into my hearthstone time? actually you know what not even gonna risk it
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Aug 16, 2020 12:23
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- Spinz
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I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread
Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting
New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
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I clicked dammit
Married pfft
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Aug 16, 2020 12:49
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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I clicked dammit
Married pfft
Whoa Spinz
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Aug 16, 2020 12:55
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- nut
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aw hun come back to bed just pretend the funko pops aren’t looking at you
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Aug 16, 2020 12:56
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Hello, I kit-bashed a phat dildo out of a Starship Enterprise Nacelle and the satellite dish on the Millenium Falcon anyway do you want to see Magic cards sorted by tit content first up is Bustersquall
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 16, 2020 13:23
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- Stoner Sloth
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Be Your Own Boyfriend!
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Aug 16, 2020 13:25
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- old friend
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I have no skills I’m stupid and I like eating candy. can I be your boyfriend?
hm, i dunno. maybe, you sound okay.
SOLD
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Aug 16, 2020 13:29
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Heh. I may be stupid skillless and in my thirties. But at least i'm not currently eating candy.
a 10 is a 2 who's not eating candy
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Aug 16, 2020 13:53
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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if anyone wants anything done around the house please don’t ask me. I’m writing a screenplay.
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Aug 16, 2020 14:30
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- nut
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me: you know how you are always saying that you want to be more involved in my life? Well, welcome to the podcast, hun.
hot musclebound gf: where's my microphone
me: oh...you're the producer
hmgf: there's literally nothing on the table in front of me
me: WELCOME BACK gamers to another exciting episode of ain't nothing but a g-unit thing, the cult hit podcast entire dedicated the nine bullet holes in curtis 50 cents body and the dsa
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Aug 16, 2020 14:38
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- Prof. Crocodile
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only if you promise to hang out on my couch all day smoking pot, playing video games, and wrecking my credit history
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Aug 16, 2020 14:47
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- Prof. Crocodile
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me: WELCOME BACK gamers to another exciting episode of ain't nothing but a g-unit thing, the cult hit podcast entire dedicated the nine bullet holes in curtis 50 cents body and the dsa
*feverishly searches apple podcast app*
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Aug 16, 2020 14:48
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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only if you promise to hang out on my couch all day smoking pot, playing video games, and wrecking my credit history
honey... I want you to check your credit.
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Aug 16, 2020 14:58
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- Prof. Crocodile
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honey... I want you to check your credit.
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Aug 16, 2020 17:12
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- old friend
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As my marriage has been foundering on rocky shores, I'm sure adding a useless, 30 year old boyfriend will give my wife and I a common enemy to unite against.
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Aug 16, 2020 18:17
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 3, 2024 23:40
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- The Saucer Hovers
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My wife is in the other room she's updating the Young and the Restless wiki. This is a lore-based household
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Aug 16, 2020 19:41
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