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Welcome to the division that will be involved in at least 51% of all prime time games! Back for the poo poo year that is 2020.
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WELCOME TO THE NFC EAST! Here's a handy link to the 2019 version of the thread! Do you like all the prime time games? Teams whose peak glory years occurred a decade before any of the current players were born? Insane  CLOWNBALL games between 4-9 football teams that's being nationally televised for those sweet, sweet ratings? gently caress yeah you do! Here's our four least favorite teams, in the order of last year's standings!Philadelphia Eagles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYpnMaZm1jg Ya know, Eagles fans aren't all bad. You can find the guy eating horse poo poo on your own. 2019 Record: 9-7! Congratulations, you won this poo poo show last year! Carson Wentz got to appear in a playoff game... where he promptly died (Again) and let Josh McCown nearly win a game on a torn hamstring. They're had a ton of injuries last year, but that's gonna be improved by... Jalen Hurts? Uh... is  available? Eagles fans, help me out here.Dallas Cowboys  Jerry Jones, shortly before consuming the soul of this young woman so that he may experience a few more moments of life. 2019 Record: 8-8! gently caress the Cowboys! The good news is Dallas went 8-8 again, and Jerry finally got tired of Jason Garrett. In his place, they hired Mike McCarthy. They supposedly are quite talented, but mediocre QB Dak Prescott's contract continues to loom over the future of the franchise. They still have Zeke, they drafted CeeDee Lamb to add to the offense, so on paper they should be really good, but people have been saying that for the last 15 years.  You can't escape New York Giants  This is the ideal NFC East quarterback . You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 2019 Record: 4-12! Guess what team in the NFL has the worst record in the NFL over the last three years? That's right, Big Blue baby, yeah! Eli's retired, so the quarterback of the future if Daniel Jones, who just fumbled by you reading this sentence! They also have Saquon Barkley and his wonderful thighs and... uh... Darious Slayton looked not terrible? The corpse of Golden Tate? None of that matters because the GM is still Dave Gettleman, and they did the NFL equivalent of starting a land war in Asia by hiring a Bill Belichick assistant to be their new head coach! That's right, get ready for The Joe Judge Experience!  Please, kill me. Oh, and guess who are new offensive coordinator is? Jason Garrett! Surely this can't go wrong! Early reports are... not promising from Giants camp. https://twitter.com/RVacchianoSNY/status/1295396048970678272?s=20 https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1295437439457210368?s=21 Idiotic old boomers are thrilled by the Giants returning to their glory years of the 1970's where they played hard nosed football and finished last in the division every year! Hell yeah! Also, do yourself a favor and put Doltos on ignore. It'll greatly increase your enjoyment of the Giants and this thread as a whole. Washington https://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/1298825081452453890 Just another day for Dan Snyder 2019 Record: 3-13! So, after much protest and insanity, Snyder finally changed the name to... a placeholder! For 2020, they'll just be the Washington Football Team, with presumably a real https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1291062390138773504?s=20 If you don't like numbers on the helmet, GTFO. He also fired a bunch of front office idiots, and Ron Rivera is the new coach. They cut Derrius Guice for hitting a woman. Alex Smith apparently still wants to play after getting Theismann'd and spending years recovering, and they drafted Chase Young with the 2nd overall pick. Maybe they won't be as crappy this year? Here's a random clip of Sonny Jurgensen, who was cool as gently caress. https://twitter.com/Frekiwolf/status/961976947449434112 I'll try and keep this crap updated during the year, so please let me know if there's more poo poo I can or should add as we go along. Remember, when in doubt, gently caress the Cowboys. ALSO: This thread is the official Jared Lorenzen Appreciation Station. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ceL-diMKb8&t=1s fartknocker fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Sep 2, 2020 |
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Sep 1, 2020 18:28
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Bold of you to think there'll be a season!
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Sep 1, 2020 19:10
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Can’t wait for the Hurts era to begin soon
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Sep 1, 2020 19:13
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Eli Manning is an average QB that was carried to his super bowls by an all star D and WR corp
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Sep 1, 2020 19:15
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Also he was literally too stupid to be undone by Belichick's mind games
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Sep 1, 2020 19:15
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fartknocker posted:
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Sep 1, 2020 19:16
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Cowboys will win the covid superbowl
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Sep 1, 2020 19:18
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The title is correct
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Sep 1, 2020 19:58
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Doltos posted:The title is correct You can't run from your past.
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Sep 1, 2020 20:15
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fartknocker posted:Spot reserved for a proper, detailed OP when I’m not phone posting, but feel free to include any links, insults, or other vital stuff for now and I’ll add it later. I have some Very Vital Links about Dak Prescott to share
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Sep 1, 2020 20:16
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THE COWBOYS WILL THROW A BALL WITHOUT JASON GARRETT'S DIRECT SUPERVISION HALLELUJAH
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Sep 1, 2020 20:24
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Shinjobi posted:THE COWBOYS WILL THROW A BALL WITHOUT JASON GARRETT'S DIRECT SUPERVISION
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Sep 1, 2020 20:32
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I'm not running from it I told you you only rely on stats and then you quoted a bunch of stats then put up a bullshit adjusted stat rating to justify how the stats dont fit your argument. When I asked you to pull up tape you quoted Pat Summerall. Oh wait it gets worse he used a bleacher report article 5 Reasons Why Eli Manning Is Not in the Same Class as Tom Brady TONY SANTORSA AUGUST 17, 2011 Doltos fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Sep 1, 2020 |
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Sep 1, 2020 20:55
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Doltos posted:I'm not running from it I told you you only rely on stats No, stop avoiding the question by telling lies: you said you would change your mind if I could show you evidence to refute the following: 1) Eli has better regular season stats. - You brought up stats. I showed you the stats that said you were wrong. Don't run from the results you asked for. 2) Eli threw away less games in the playoffs. - This is a question of game results. Call it a stat if you want (again, which you brought up), but the irrefutable point, and one I backed up with information, is that Eli threw away more playoff games. 3) Trow threw "more accurately." (Eye test?) - I didn't use stats, I specifically stated that I watched film of both of them, and Troy is clearly more accurate. I also referred to other sources that used the eye test, who agreed with me. You will not find a single person who thinks Eli is more accurate than Troy. You complain that one of the things I refer to is "lol bleacher report" but you don't say why its not reliable, why its not correct, or more importantly, what other source besides my eye test, and Pat Summerall's eye test we should look to. 4) Troy threw "more powerfully." (Eye test?) - I again state that I refer to the eye test, and believe Troy has a bigger arm, but more importantly that neither of them are really known for their arm strength. I don't think this is fertile ground for discussion.
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Sep 1, 2020 21:20
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blarzgh posted:No, stop avoiding the question by telling lies: The stats didn't show I was wrong at all lol. It showed him as better so you had to include some weird adjustment to refute the point. Troy threw 8 more INTs in 3 more games. That's two INTs a game in the playoffs. You didn't link me any tape showing Troy throwing better, you quoted Pat Summerall and "dozens of coaches and pundits" then said you watched it showing Troy as better. I have to ask you at this point. Are you Play?
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Sep 1, 2020 21:30
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Round 2, ding ding ding.
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Sep 1, 2020 21:36
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I'd be willing to stop if we can all agree I'm not listening to any of you and none of you are listening to me. Even if blarzgh or that angry guy with the Jaws custom title respond and call me stupid.
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Sep 1, 2020 21:41
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I always consider every post carefully
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Sep 1, 2020 21:54
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Doltos posted:I'd be willing to stop if we can all agree I'm not listening to any of you and none of you are listening to me. Even if blarzgh or that angry guy with the Jaws custom title respond and call me stupid. I think it's fairly obvious neither of you have ever been listening to each other It's also a completely loving stupid argument considering that it doesn't matter which QB was better. They both have multiple SBs and are both likely to end up in the HoF.
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Sep 1, 2020 21:59
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Doltos posted:The stats didn't show I was wrong at all lol. It showed him as better so you had to include some weird adjustment to refute the point. Incorrect. Their y/att, and INT% were the same, Troy had a better completion percentage, and Eli had a better TD percentage. In terms of "STATS", the fairest reading is that they are a push. That "weird adjustment" that you're pretending not to understand is that Troy, with his stats, was a top 10 QB for a decade. Eli only cracked the top 10 with his STATS once. And you conveniently ignore the STAT you hold to be most important, QB WINZZZ Doltos posted:Troy threw 8 more INTs in 3 more games. You didn't ask how many picks Troy threw, you asked how many "Games Aikman threw away in the playoffs." The fact is that Troy won more playoff games than Eli, and more importantly I showed that Troy Cost His Teams Fewer Games With Interceptions than Eli did. Thats "Throwing Away Games" and Troy did it less than Eli. Doltos posted:You didn't link me any tape showing Troy throwing better, you quoted Pat Summerall and "dozens of coaches and pundits" then said you watched it showing Troy as better. Ok, here is a link to a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exIkgatFAs4 Enjoy! Do you have any evidence, whatsoever, that Eli was "more accurate" than Troy? Whatever your umbridge with the evidence I have provided, its still more evidence than you have provided in rebuttal.
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Sep 1, 2020 22:02
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CyberPingu posted:I think it's fairly obvious neither of you have ever been listening to each other Yeah it's a fill up of offseason https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1300901983881134083 That's my coach! If you hate him take a seat over there on the bench.
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Sep 1, 2020 22:07
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CyberPingu posted:I think it's fairly obvious neither of you have ever been listening to each other Troy is in the HOF>
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Sep 1, 2020 22:13
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Let's discuss Emmitt Smith. Was his beard actually weird? Did his gray hair leave him in a rocking chair?
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Sep 1, 2020 22:15
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Sickening posted:Troy is in the HOF> Yeah I know. Which still makes that sentence accurate. Albeit slightly confusing.
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Sep 1, 2020 22:17
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Shinjobi posted:Let's discuss Emmitt Smith. Availability is a skill and he tops that list for sure. That's about all I have to say about Emmitt.
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Sep 1, 2020 22:20
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Holy gently caress blarzgh just let it go man
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Sep 1, 2020 22:22
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Can we talk about notable Eagles receive Travis Fulgham?
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Sep 1, 2020 22:59
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Why not he'll be starting in two or three weeks.
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Sep 1, 2020 23:05
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OP updated. Again, if anyone has more detailed poo poo they want to include, just say so. Also, gently caress the Cowboys.
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Sep 2, 2020 00:07
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Athanatos posted:Holy gently caress blarzgh just let it go man It takes two idiots to dance the idiot tango. Just saying.
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Sep 2, 2020 01:04
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deedee megadoodoo posted:It takes two idiots to dance the idiot tango. Just saying. Doltos enjoys getting people riled up I can't fathom the headspace you'd need to engage him for that long that vehemently
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Sep 2, 2020 01:12
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He was enjoying himself? Anyway, I think the Eagles come in 4th within the division this season. We are either missing an LT or RG depending on peters, Reag is already hurt meaning it’s Djax and some deep dives at wr, and the defense is going to seriously struggle in coverage without Jenkins back there. The only things I am optimistic about are Goedert, our RB depth, and Wentz. Oh and the DL should be nasty like usual.
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Sep 2, 2020 01:57
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People get themselves riled up I don't do anything.
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Sep 2, 2020 01:58
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ASAPRockySituation posted:He was enjoying himself? You’ll sweep the Giants and finish ahead of them on the tiebreaker if nothing else. I don’t think the Eagles are that bad, and they could finish anywhere between 6 and 10 wins and it wouldn’t surprise me too much, while I’m hesitant that the Giants can even get to 6.
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Sep 2, 2020 02:04
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They're going to be the Washington football team all year?!?! I thought it was supposed to be for a couple weeks! Hahahaha
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Sep 2, 2020 03:48
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Ghislaineof YOSPOS posted:They're going to be the Washington football team all year?!?! I thought it was supposed to be for a couple weeks! Hahahaha Unless I’m miss remembering, yeah, they’re sticking with it for the season and then formally getting a permanent name after the season. There are a few rumored reasons why. One is that the copyright for whatever name Snyder wants were held by someone else, which fits with Snyder being dumb and not having this planned to any real extent in advance. Another is that Nike wanted them to wait so they could produce all their merchandising poo poo and not be flooded with knockoffs, but they’re basically doing that anyway with WFT stuff and it’ll all get replaced again next year. Given the lack of news about it since the dropped the Racists name, I’m curious if they’ve finalized a name yet, or when they will, as I don’t think there have been any leaks or rumors in a while.
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Sep 2, 2020 04:02
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will Dan Snyder sell the team??
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Sep 2, 2020 06:40
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Michael Strahan’s sack record is illegitimate, gifted by the coward Brett Favre.
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Yeah and it owns lol
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