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Something Awful actually has a front page, yeah and it's terrible. Now that SA seems to be administered again, let's put something better in place. What's it going to be?
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:39 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:40 |
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A comically large hyperlink that directs to the forums.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:42 |
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100% serious proposal for the front page to redirect to the forums. Come on, the front page content wasn't funny in 1999 it sure as gently caress isn't now. Let it go.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:44 |
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i think it should be disguised as the homepage for a seemingly unrelated business like a washer and dryer maintenance association
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:44 |
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I know its not the front page, so maybe I should make a thread about the logout page instead of making GBS threads up this one but...... We should consider changing this:
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:45 |
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Just make it forums.somethingawful.com
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:46 |
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We can upvote leper’s colony ban/probe reasons and the best go to the front page
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:47 |
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Worst post of the day
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:47 |
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Earwicker posted:i think it should be disguised as the homepage for a seemingly unrelated business like a washer and dryer maintenance association Ah jeez but boss we don't maintain washers or dryers we sells bootlegged hooch and runs illegal casinos.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:48 |
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Like a warning system for future generations There is nothing of honour or value here
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:48 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:100% serious proposal for the front page to redirect to the forums.
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:48 |
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Disturbing shapes and eerie proportions designed to disturb the human psyche
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:49 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:100% serious proposal for the front page to redirect to the forums. to be fair this is also true of the forums
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:51 |
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A drawing of FYAD scattered around the place. It enters the head of a drawing of a person The person lies down
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# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:51 |
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more apologies to perverts
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 00:49 |
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Awfulvision revival. We've probably missed tons of videos as bad as Foam Adventure in the years since it stopped.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 00:53 |
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Just a big banner that reads “I LIKE COMEDY, ITS SO FUNNY!” And then a picture of a guy taking a poo poo in a tophat.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 00:57 |
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a big red button that says "dont click this"
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 00:58 |
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Please make the front page a clone of http://zombo.com that works on modern devices/browsers and nothing else... no indication that there is a forum at all.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:00 |
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more Photoshop Phridays
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:01 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:100% serious proposal for the front page to redirect to the forums. This. We don't need a knockoff Cracked
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:03 |
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zenintrude posted:Please make the front page a clone of http://zombo.com that works on modern devices/browsers and nothing else... no indication that there is a forum at all. redirect to https://html5zombo.com
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:05 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Like a warning system for future generations So like this video embedded and nothing else? https://youtu.be/FrGP87XeJjY
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:06 |
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Mandatory Mods OnlyFans Content
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:09 |
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Revive the SWAT series for the front page. Also, Photoshop Phriday. Also, if mods were to get creative with the probe language and graphics, a feature called The Weekly Worst Goon that showcases the worst of the Leper's Colony would be OK.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:14 |
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I wrote a short story about pooping at my college if that could be an article?
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:14 |
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astral posted:redirect to https://html5zombo.com This, but with meatspin
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:15 |
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I will review PC Anime Games but as I lack a computer and cannot read Japanese its going to mostly be extremely wrong and biased conjecture like an old archaeologist unwilling to believe women could be buried with spears.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:32 |
Since the forums are the biggest draw, we should leverage that and have the front page advertize them more directly. I propose a series of articles in the style of "travel brochures" or timeshare pitches, explaining what each subforum is about, a sort of ambassadorial dcument for potential newbies browsing the SA frontpage and getting a taste of our rich and varied forum culture.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:41 |
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Asterite34 posted:Since the forums are the biggest draw, we should leverage that and have the front page advertize them more directly. I propose a series of articles in the style of "travel brochures" or timeshare pitches, explaining what each subforum is about, a sort of ambassadorial dcument for potential newbies browsing the SA frontpage and getting a taste of our rich and varied forum culture.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 01:46 |
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a series of articles similar to those levi johnston things, except they are about lowtax. just write it as savage and cruel as possible, so as to twist the knife and make it clear that the community he was synonymous with his entire adult life is completely done with him.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:05 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Disturbing shapes and eerie proportions designed to disturb the human psyche And the background better look like a dead tv channel
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:21 |
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It should be nothing but sad clowns and monster trucks.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:23 |
Linux Pirate posted:It should be nothing but sad clowns and monster trucks. Can't we just get past Lowtax and his leased cars already?
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:24 |
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Did Zack Parsons part on bad terms?
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:34 |
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i'd be totally fine if the frontpage turned into some lovely cracked.com clone (when it was good) or something if it made money, i never go to the frontpage anyway and never did.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:37 |
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goatse
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:39 |
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beecock
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:49 |
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wesleywillis posted:I know its not the front page, so maybe I should make a thread about the logout page instead of making GBS threads up this one but...... s/lowtax/Jeffery/ig *.*
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:52 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:40 |
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Make the front page all goon nudes. It'll be the only porn site on the web catering to the "doughy mid to late 30's gamer" fetish. We'll be raking in the bux.
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# ? Oct 11, 2020 02:59 |