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A retinal scanner so I don't have to type in anymore passwords |
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a small robot that makes and brings me coffee
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:16 |
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some kind of teleportation device could also work for the coffee I'm not too worried about the specifics
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:17 |
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perhaps some kind of drone could bring me the coffee
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:20 |
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Three words: virtual corn dog Or two words, I guess. Depends on whether you spell it 'corn dog' or 'corndog.' |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:20 |
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vanisher posted:A retinal scanner so I don't have to type in anymore passwords The next big thing in biometrics is a scrotum / labia scanner |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:28 |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Three words: virtual corn dog |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:32 |
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due to a mix up at the patent office ball scans must be done on your nuts
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:32 |
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glasses that don't slide down my nose glow in the dark plants honestly i've been dreaming of trees as streetlamps forever get on this poo poo science
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:39 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 02:41 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:46 |
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I want a way to send my parents a letter in the past, shortly before they conceive me. It will state that I don't consent to being born and to please pull out this time, daddio.
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 05:50 |
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2-3 inch tall person that runs around my house picking up coins
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 16:35 |
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portable automatic clothes folding machine
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 16:36 |
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tiny unicorn that pokes holes in my caprisuns so I can get the straw in easier
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 16:39 |
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virtual reality for my tongue
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 17:06 |
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A dick sucking trolly bot in every bedroom, and a ham under every shirt |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 17:20 |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Three words: virtual corn dog Corn dog. On your screen. Real time. Think about it. |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 17:35 |
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holodeck
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 18:18 |
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that face washer thing from that one movie with selvester stalone and the three shells
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 18:19 |
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vanisher posted:that face washer thing from that one movie with selvester stalone and the three shells Safe helmet disco sex |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 18:22 |
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vanisher posted:holodeck Hear me out: Holodick |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 18:26 |
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Kief Richards posted:Hear me out: hollow dick the sequel to the 2000 sci-fi thriller movie hollow man
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 18:32 |
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I will demand the technology for achieving good times like a funmotron |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 18:47 |
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aldantefax posted:I will demand the technology for achieving good times like a funmotron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isrd7E5nzIQ |
# ? Dec 29, 2020 19:06 |
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vanisher posted:A retinal scanner so I don't have to type in anymore passwords Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The next big thing in biometrics is a scrotum / labia scanner Retinal scanner is not secure enough. We still need 2-factor authentication with the invention of a taint scanner.
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 21:19 |
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a new type of wheel maybe with an edge
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 00:04 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 00:12 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The next big thing in biometrics is a scrotum / labia scanner filing for a genitalia replacement becomes a LOT harder |
# ? Dec 30, 2020 02:41 |
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pseudorandom posted:Retinal scanner is not secure enough. We still need 2-factor authentication with the invention of a taint scanner. My wife wont have sex with me for a month because of stress so now the checkout ballscanner wont let me pay for food AITA |
# ? Dec 30, 2020 02:43 |
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alexandriao posted:filing for a genitalia replacement becomes a LOT harder sorry honey, i can't pay for dinner tonight, i haven't faxed my dick and balls to the bank yet |
# ? Dec 30, 2020 04:42 |
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sk posted:sorry honey, i can't pay for dinner tonight, i haven't faxed my dick and balls to the bank yet ok, so on these forms i have color coded the post-it notes. green means sign and date, yellow means initial, blue means mushroom stamp |
# ? Dec 30, 2020 07:55 |
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sorry sir our network connection is down, if you'd like to pay via genitals we'll need to take a manual impression |
# ? Dec 30, 2020 07:58 |
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canyoneer posted:sorry sir our network connection is down, if you'd like to pay via genitals we'll need to take a manual impression
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 09:25 |
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we can stop climate change within 2 years with the introduction of generators powered by horniness.
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 09:27 |
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shoes that connect to the internet
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 09:50 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:shoes that connect to the internet oh BUD have I gotta surprise for YOU https://www.nanalyze.com/2019/02/smart-shoes-digitally-connected/ |
# ? Dec 30, 2020 14:19 |
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taco printer
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# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:32 |
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Manifisto posted:taco printer 3D universal food and beverage printer / replicator |
# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:27 |
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alexandriao posted:oh BUD have I gotta surprise for YOU hulk hogan eShoes. |
# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:54 |