It's time to d-d-d-duel!

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Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

https://www.mtgcardmaker.com/

All vs all, no holds barred. Everyone starts with 69 HP. The last goon standing gets an a completely comped kick to the nuts by a Wizards of the Coast employee.

I'll start by playing...

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

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Elentor: Dec 14, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Armitag3 posted:

I'll start by playing...

Why would your first move be to immediately lose.

# ? May 21, 2021 15:11

Elentor: Dec 14, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Thread is ok op I just wanted to make that joke.

# ? May 21, 2021 15:11

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Elentor posted:

Why would your first move be to immediately lose.

It's called the Tane Opening Gambit. It's pretty advanced.

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Bloop posted:

gently caress you, now i want to necro a whole page worth of threads with this image lol

# ? May 21, 2021 15:16

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

gently caress you, now i want to necro a whole page worth of threads with this image lol

make sure to spend the extra BB so you don't get probated

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

# ? May 21, 2021 15:20

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Nooner posted:

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

# ? May 21, 2021 15:24

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

low key sex master posted:

Mods want to ban this one from competitive play. Please make a change.org

# ? May 21, 2021 15:26

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

ok go

# ? May 21, 2021 15:33

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

my cousin got commissioned to do all these nicholas cage cards - they don't feature gbs text but they got nick cage on them

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# ? May 21, 2021 15:35

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

# ? May 21, 2021 15:43

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

My Ken is unstoppable.

# ? May 21, 2021 15:47

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Inexplicable Humblebrag fucked around with this message at 15:56 on May 21, 2021

# ? May 21, 2021 15:52

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

# ? May 21, 2021 15:58

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

e:

Nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card.

# ? May 21, 2021 15:58

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Grumblepuff posted:

Gotcha bivtch

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nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

Edit: Corrected

nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 16:16 on May 21, 2021

# ? May 21, 2021 16:09

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Armitag3 posted:

Gotcha bivtch

Huh, of course you'd play that. Poor predictable, sexy, turgid Armitag3. Thanks for clearing the field for this!

gently caress, gotta put on another diaper and redo my morning.

Grumblepuff fucked around with this message at 16:23 on May 21, 2021

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RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

# ? May 21, 2021 16:49

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Better stock up on some mana

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Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I think I'm going to wait a month or so, then when you least expect it...

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

lol at all the posts

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

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CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

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Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/2Ca39J8.mp4

# ? May 21, 2021 19:49

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

# ? May 21, 2021 19:59

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

CPL593H posted:

I made this for leperflesh having to come into the mtg thread repeatedly

ilmucche fucked around with this message at 20:11 on May 21, 2021

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Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

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bigperm: Jul 10, 2001; some obscure reference

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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Got any 3's?

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Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

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pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

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Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Aardvark! posted:

lol at all the posts

In awe
AWESOME

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