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https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/14/us/snl-horatio-sanz-sexual-assault-grooming-minor-trnd/index.html So the unfunny guy turns out to be worse than I thought. Edit: Fixed link (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Driftingmouse fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Aug 15, 2021 |
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I got an error when I clicked that link
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Aug 15, 2021 01:32
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This is some real lousy news on a Saturday Night
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Aug 15, 2021 01:32
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At last he has to answer for his crimes on that Boat Trip
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Aug 15, 2021 01:33
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quote:Uh-oh!
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Aug 15, 2021 01:33
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About 25 years ago, I came downstairs on a Saturday morning and Horatio Sanz greeted me in my kitchen. It was weird and unexpected.
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Aug 15, 2021 01:37
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Don't forget Jimmy Fallon helped him do it
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Aug 15, 2021 01:40
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Aug 15, 2021 01:43
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this a terrible day for bobby moynihan who occupies the same area of the brain as horatio sanz
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Aug 15, 2021 01:44
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he's as talented as he is ethical.
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Aug 15, 2021 01:45
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Horatio Handz
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Hell Yeah posted:this a terrible day for bobby moynihan who occupies the same area of the brain as horatio sanz Lol
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Aug 15, 2021 01:46
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Horatio Sans Undertale
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Driftingmouse posted:Edit: Fixed link Aw man, I was hoping you were going to turn out to be a troll 
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Aug 15, 2021 01:48
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Horatio Sans Undertale this.
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Aug 15, 2021 02:27
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Better close up his plug bag 
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Aug 15, 2021 02:29
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Wasn't he part of the Upright Citizen's Brigade workshops? Further yikes.
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Aug 15, 2021 02:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deqx-Xb-yHY
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Aug 15, 2021 02:57
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lol LOL  
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Aug 15, 2021 03:06
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Who was the other chubby SNL guy whose nose bridge collapsed from all the cocaine he did?
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Aug 15, 2021 03:20
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Linux Pirate posted:Who was the other chubby SNL guy whose nose bridge collapsed from all the cocaine he did? Artie Lange but he was on Mad TV
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Aug 15, 2021 03:23
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This guy does not look like he can wipe his rear end.
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Aug 15, 2021 03:29
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Linux Pirate posted:Who was the other chubby SNL guy whose nose bridge collapsed from all the cocaine he did? That was Artie Lange and he was on Madtv not SNL.
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Aug 15, 2021 03:38
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lol I hope Jimmy Fallon loses his show over this but let's be real it's Hollywood
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Aug 15, 2021 03:45
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low key sex master posted:lol I hope Jimmy Fallon loses his show over this but let's be real it's Hollywood I'm extremely curious of the identity of the "colleague" who also emailed that child. Of course, it could have been an innocuous thank-you message, but still
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"In May 2002, the lawsuit alleges Sanz sexually abused the then-17-year-old by “kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff’s consent” at and after SNL parties." What does this mean?
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Wait is this not the guy from Mad TV? Are they different people?
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Jelly posted:"In May 2002, the lawsuit alleges Sanz sexually abused the then-17-year-old by “kissing her, groping her breasts, groping her buttocks, and digitally penetrating her genitals forcibly and without Plaintiff’s consent” at and after SNL parties." digit = finger
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Aug 15, 2021 04:31
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Barudak posted:Wait is this not the guy from Mad TV? Are they different people? This is Horatio Sanz from SNL  This is Artie Lange from MadTV 
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Aug 15, 2021 04:43
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Well that's one hell of a weekend update
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Aug 15, 2021 04:47
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So many fat sketch comedians, so little memory.
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Aug 15, 2021 04:48
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I saw him at a UCB show. He digitally penetrated my urethra but it just really worked in the context of the improv so I let it slide.
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Aug 15, 2021 04:52
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Vakal posted:digit = finger Sometimes I wonder how I achieve such idiocy
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Aug 15, 2021 05:07
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I wonder if this is something that happens gradually or if one day you take that one snort too many and the structure of your nose just fails right then.
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Aug 15, 2021 05:21
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Johnny Walker posted:I wonder if this is something that happens gradually or if one day you take that one snort too many and the structure of your nose just fails right then. He claims it's from crushing up a pill on a glass surface before snorting it, and bits of powdered glass hosed up his nose. That sounds impossible and like a total pointless lie but w/e
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Aug 15, 2021 05:24
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drat unfunny and a pedo? This guy can’t catch a break
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Aug 15, 2021 05:25
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Vakal posted:digit = finger It could mean toe.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:He claims it's from crushing up a pill on a glass surface before snorting it, and bits of powdered glass hosed up his nose. That sounds impossible and like a total pointless lie but w/e Yes that totally sounds more plausible than rampant extended cocaine use loving up your septum
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Johnny Walker posted:I wonder if this is something that happens gradually or if one day you take that one snort too many and the structure of your nose just fails right then. I had no idea this was a thing that could happen, and now I'm very glad I stay away from that booger sugar 
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Horatio Sans Undertale I find it weird he was apparently bringing a 17 year old to SNL afterparties. You'd think that would have raised some flags with HR. But then, it'd be entertainment industry HR, so I'm sure they have a significantly different view of the world.
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