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The current obesity projections for the U.S make for sobering reading - nearly half of all Americans have a BMI over 30 and this is only expected to increase. The expanding waistlines are getting harder to ignore - even the GBS selfie thread can make for grim viewing at times. ![]() There are a number of factors that people point the finger to: increasing portion sizes, added sugar, and an increasingly sedentary lifestyle. One thing I feel is overlooked is a car-centric culture which discourages walking to community centres and shops, unlike what one might find in a European city. If you had the keys to the car, so to speak, how would you go about solving this epidemic?
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Wizard Master posted:The current obesity projections for the U.S make for sobering reading - nearly half of all Americans have a BMI over 30 and this is only expected to increase. The expanding waistlines are getting harder to ignore - even the GBS selfie thread can make for grim viewing at times. your a loving wizard do some loving magic and fix it
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Make guns pedal-powered
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the solution to every problem in gods country is more guns.
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Make entryways to food courts and fast food restaurants very narrow.
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americans are really good at inventing things, like this new kind of group exercise where they wave their favorite flags and slogans around and do a lot of shouting. it looks really self motivating and it must get them really fit cause they keep doing it everywhere!!
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Wizard Master posted:The current obesity projections for the U.S make for sobering reading - nearly half of all Americans have a BMI over 30 and this is only expected to increase. The expanding waistlines are getting harder to ignore - even the GBS selfie thread can make for grim viewing at times. i would make a gbs thread
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Amputate an arm of everyone that is "overweight" now they will be normal weight!
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Bartenders tell people who have drunk too much to gently caress off all the time. Fast food workers should be given the same power.
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More fuckin ![]()
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Making people thinner would be hard, require a lot of public spending, and end with the people calling me a blood drinking Satanic Communist Paedophile overthrowing my government and installing some guy that owns a sugar plantation as dictator for life. So instead I'd bomb... uh some country that ends in "stan"... I'd bomb Pakistan.
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have people tried tuggin maybe tug more
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Sewer authorities should weigh everyones poop and charge by the gram
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this is now a thread about whose tuggin, whose tuggin?????????????
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for real if you are tuggin thats maybe burnin cals
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anyone ITT tuggin??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Change "obese" from a 25 BMI to 40 BMI. You can send my Nobel prize in the mail, I'm tired.
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Gizz Master or w/e are y ou tuggion????????
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I'm in favor of doing nothing about it. The more fat dudes around, the better I look with my borderline normal bmi
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rain dogs posted:I'm in favor of doing nothing about it. The more fat dudes around, the better I look with my borderline normal bmi u tuggin??
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I'm workin
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I'd take a bible quote out of context then put it over a picture of a sunrise and clouds then post it on FB with some condescending commentary under it that is not-so-subtly aimed at my sister in law.quote:So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God. Were you glorifying God at the buffet last night, Susan?
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Return to feudalism where peasants own their means of production, destroying the market for junk food and really most consumer goods.
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The obesity problem will solve itself. As will all other problems given enough time
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Reboot that entire failed experiment of a country
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I’m eating all the food so no one else has to. Your welcome!
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Make everyone 8-9 feet tall, then their BMIs will normal out.
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Mandatory tapeworms
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Everyone who gets gastric bypass surgery gets a free NFT of their CT scan!
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Education on food and nutrition as well as training for cooking, access to healthy and affordable foods, and non oppressive social, professional and government obligations that prevent someone from being taking care of themselves and not out of their own choice. Or the goon answer would be a whole lotta mandatory laxatives.
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Get Fat. Enjoy life like you should. Die like everyone else.
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The medical establishment should officially endorse cake. Millions of people would stop eating cake and start ramming celery up their rear end or something
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Americans love two things: Fast food and methamphetamines. My proposal is to put all of America's meth into fast food. You can't eat when you're on amphetamines and you can't get amphetamines without eating.
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once again maybe if people tugged more hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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2/3 of the country is cornfields and everything that's not a major metropolitan area has poo poo awful public transportation. Fix that probably.
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People masturbate chronically when they're high on methamphetamines.
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Ban processed foods and artificial preservatives. In my completely unscientific opinion, we don't necessarily have an obesity epidemic; we have a junk food epidemic. its just too easy to eat way too many calories in anything that's heavily processed - soda, candy, pastries in plastic wrappers, fried chips made from reconstituted potato, anything from a vending machine. That sort of food is more addictive than smoking, its ubiquitous, and its very frequently the only choice. If we turned back to natural ingredients and put for the effort to make them as available as vending machines, than our animal brains should reconnect that eating a regular sized meal = feeling full. OR mandate everyone wears a fitbit and the death squads round you up if you don't hit your move goals. lotta scared/anxious people powerstriding at 1145pm. if you tug with a fitbit on you can fake enough miles to walk across the US ![]()
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Funky See Funky Do posted:People masturbate chronically when they're high on methamphetamines. ![]() ![]()
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lol you never will unless america goes bankrupt and poo poo like a candy bar is $50 on the black market
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Wait, is this why everyone keeps talking about Aaron Rogers lately?
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