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have u ever gotten into a fight? like not some kid poo poo where ur all like in elementary school and like imma fight u by the gym at after school, but like actual grown up gonna fight someone? I have never been in a fight in my adult life because I solve my problems with words instead of violence, but also I would probably get my rear end kicked in a fight because i dont think i would know what i was doing unless I like sucker punched the guy or like glassed em in a bar which would be hella cool like on the TV when someone does it, I bet i could win a fight if i started it by smashing my class into the guys face when he wasnt expecting it. anyway have you ever gotten into a fight? did u get or rear end kicked or did you kick their rear end? Did you say anything cool once you knocked em out if u did win?
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using words to defeat your enemies is evil. a kick on the rear end will heal in a fortnight, but the words stab at the soul decades later
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Dec 20, 2021 04:43
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I once got a into a fight during a soccer game and beat the poo poo out of the other kid before my dad dragged me off the field.
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Dec 20, 2021 04:44
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roomtone posted:using words to defeat your enemies is evil. a kick on the rear end will heal in a fortnight, but the words stab at the soul decades later I like to "kill" them with "kindness" if you catch my drift 
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Dec 20, 2021 04:45
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Nooner posted:I like to "kill" them with "kindness" if you catch my drift Cyanide in the chocolate.
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Dec 20, 2021 04:45
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i liketo look people in the eyes while i kill them with stab wounds with a knife and then eat their body over the next 4-6 weeks
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Dec 20, 2021 04:46
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I have never been in a fight or been bullied. I have no idea how I escaped this.
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Dec 20, 2021 04:47
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bossy lady posted:I have never been in a fight or been bullied. I have no idea how I escaped this. poo poo thenfuck up rear end in a top hat!
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Dec 20, 2021 04:48
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Sid Vicious posted:i liketo look people in the eyes while i kill them with stab wounds with a knife and then eat their body over the next 4-6 weeks Sid that's murder not fighting. Also cannibalism.
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Dec 20, 2021 04:49
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bet youbdont want to fight me
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Dec 20, 2021 04:50
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Yeah you got a knife
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Dec 20, 2021 04:50
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i make friends when I go out, like, drunken friends i forget the next day 
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Dec 20, 2021 04:52
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thats mot a knife this is a knife
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Dec 20, 2021 04:52
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One time I saw William Henry Hairytaint on the streets and you know me bro it's ON SIGHT with that mfer and I beat the hell outta his rear end and he was just pissin and cryin like a lil bitch
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Dec 20, 2021 04:52
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Smugworth posted:One time I saw William Henry Hairytaint on the streets and you know me bro it's ON SIGHT with that mfer and I beat the hell outta his rear end and he was just pissin and cryin like a lil bitch i saw this happen
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Dec 20, 2021 04:53
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if i got into a fight now I would probably try to win so i wouldnt get hurt but i would also try not to get in the fight in the first place because it seems like a bad idea it seems dangerous
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Dec 20, 2021 06:06
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I took an "I'M WITH STUPID" <--------------------------> sign on a big rear end pole to an anti vaxx protest and managed to still not get into a fight. So no
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Dec 20, 2021 06:28
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Some guy I’d never seen before was going to attack me while I was drunk at my favorite bar because of something I said that I don’t remember, but a group of seven people proved themselves my true friends when they surrounded the guy like a group of white blood cells attacking an infection and escorted him outside and strongly discouraged him from lingering. It really made me feel liked.
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Dec 20, 2021 06:34
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I was mugged twice in highschool, once by a group of ten guys. They got caught (fools were stupid enough to wait for a streetcar a block away from the crime) and last I heard, at least one of them was deported to Somalia. After that, I enrolled in some martial arts and got real high on my own toxic masculinity (it was a Krav Maga class). In my early 20s, I thought I was invincible. Then I moved to a smaller city for college and got blindsided late at night by a group of guys who kicked my roommate's head in and stole my hard drive (with a lot of hard work on it). There's only so much that martial arts training can do for you, especially if you get suckerpunched at 5AM mere feet from your apartment. Since then I've become less of an rear end in a top hat, more compassionate, maintained a strong physique but haven't gone back to KM or any other martial art classes. I carry myself well and have a fairly deep, loud voice, and have not had any issues. I found myself in the midst of a beatdown on someone else, about five years ago in a bar, and intervened by removing the aggressive party using an admittedly-very-flimsy chokehold. When the bar security guard confronted me, I was dumbfounded and apologizing. I've had various jobs since then but my iMpOsInG pReSeNcE led to a security guard position outside a popular bar, which I actually enjoyed thoroughly - actual physical mediation of conflicts was extremely rare. "It's boring until it isn't." So, to answer the question: A proper fight? No, not really. I've barely fended off nearly a dozen muggers, I've sparred with some aggressive dickheads in a dojo, I've been suckerpunched, and I've had to forcibly get between two other people fighting, but never a proper scrap.
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Dec 20, 2021 06:53
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yeah
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Dec 20, 2021 06:54
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I punched a dude one time in a group fight but as soon as I landed the punch I ran so far away and just watched the rest of the fight
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Dec 20, 2021 06:57
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I've been assaulted does that count? Calling it a fight implies both people were aggressive. So I guess no for that. If trying not to end up in hospital counts tho yeah.
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Dec 20, 2021 07:18
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i used to fight a lot in high school actually but the last time i fought anyone was about a decade ago now
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Dec 20, 2021 07:45
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My friend and I got jumped by a group of 5 or 6 guys who targeted my friend because they had some kind of beef. I started pulling guys off him so he could punch them in the face one at a time and in that process one of those guys punched me in the face not very well. I've never struck anyone in anger
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Dec 20, 2021 07:51
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palm strike someone, driving your forearm into them. I know that sounds like karate master mumbo but you don't break knuckles that way. Good luck on the tough streets out there kids
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Dec 20, 2021 08:06
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Someone tried fighting me once but I just shot him in the head, like, lmao man up to that bitch.
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Dec 20, 2021 08:21
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this guy who was my boss at Staples who was crazy af and a former Army Ranger told me that if you kick someone as hard as you can in the armpit it paralyzes them
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Dec 20, 2021 08:23
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I broke up an impending fight once. A marine guy and an air force guy were getting up in each other's faces over moronic military pissing contest reasons and I forced my way between them and talked the marine guy down. Maybe not the smartest thing I've ever done, but I got laid by the second flautist of the Baltimore orchestra for it.
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Dec 20, 2021 08:24
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Bitch I am Fight
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Dec 20, 2021 08:26
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First of May posted:I broke up an impending fight once. A marine guy and an air force guy were getting up in each other's faces over moronic military pissing contest reasons and I forced my way between them and talked the marine guy down. Maybe not the smartest thing I've ever done, but I got laid by the second flautist of the Baltimore orchestra for it. what was his name
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Dec 20, 2021 08:31
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Big Beef City posted:palm strike someone, driving your forearm into them. Your posting weirds me out, but you're 100% right on this. No risk of breaking a knuckle if you're just driving your entire radius and ulna at someone, plus the motion is a bit more natural than twisting your wrist so a punch lands properly. Also, from what other bouncers have told me, since you're not making a fist "it looks like more of a 'push', to drunk people who might have seen the incident and talked to the cops."
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Dec 20, 2021 08:36
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I think the fact that I've stayed away from alcohol my entire life is directly connected to the fact that I've never been in a fight.
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Dec 20, 2021 09:41
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CPL593H posted:I think the fact that I've stayed away from alcohol my entire life is directly connected to the fact that I've never been in a fight. i drink a ton and get into many you may be on to something
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Dec 20, 2021 09:52
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Not voluntarily. I always won tho he went to jail.
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Dec 20, 2021 09:54
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Yes
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Dec 20, 2021 11:03
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I have been in a couple fights
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Dec 20, 2021 11:31
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A very drunk guy tried to fight me in a bar one night. Did the whole "let's take this outside" and all that. Over him being a dick to a girl. I almost feel bad but the guy was in no shape to defend himself, and I had a lot of aggression to get out. It was not pretty. When I was in the Marines we went to a local frat party. One of our buddies got very belligerent and surrounded by big football player types. Someone said something like "hey this rear end in a top hat is a Marine." My buddy went "I'm a Marine too! So is this guy! And this guy!" as if the 4 of us were going to outnumber an entire frat. We got our asses kicked, I mostly covered up because there was not a great chance of success there. Besides various MMA, BJJ, and Muay Thai sparring sessions those were my fights, won one, lost one, I'm happy with that.
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Dec 20, 2021 11:32
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I got punched super hard across the eyes stepping out of a bar in Detroit. No reason behind it and now I cant feel half my teeth. It broke my nose as well.
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Dec 20, 2021 11:46
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From the SA records.txt thread:quote:935 posted: quote:I'm almost sure I'm a contender for this one, but I can't give you an exact number. I was raised in the favelas and got into a lot of gang fights. To this day I'm constantly having to deal with complications from all the knife wounds. I think over the yeas I've written like a lot on the violence in the slums, and even the story I'm writing right now is just me venting about it. quote:I did get a few facial scars though, I don't mind listing them. I have a pretty big knife scar in my lower lip that cut it split open from top down at the time. I broke my nose enough times that I have some bumps at their sides, but luckily they go unnoticed if people don't know what to look for (and also I'm pretty good at hiding them with glasses). One of my eyebrows has a thin line where hair doesn't grow anymore but that's also easy to cover and most people can't see it. That same eye tends to be slightly more closed than the other because of nerve damage (and that shows in most of my pics). Also I'm 30-something still wearing braces, so there's that. Also I have a pretty deep indentation in my chin from a knife cut that, I assume, immediately went dull. That one is very visible in some of my pics no matter how much makeup or snapchat filters are going. My right foot has a lot of nerve damage from all the kicking and I feel random shocks at times. There were some details about the fights that I had posted but I removed because I think it was too much. The biggest issue I have is that I deal with the effects of having been stabbed in the large intestine, and surviving a gut wound is a life long endeavor that never really goes away - talking to nurses over my life just made me realize that I'm taking it somewhat well because it's common for survivors of these wounds to become opioids or heroin addicts simply because the medication needed is extensive, complicated, and doctors hesitate in recommending some of the more useful meds in fear they'll cause side-effects that will happen anyway in a really annoying cycle of intense chronic pain. I intend to save some money this year to do yet another surgery to remove some of the hyperplasia before it leads to cancer again in the adjacent regions. Big Beef City posted:palm strike someone, driving your forearm into them. Funny enough I can still punch very hard surfaces years after whenever my last fight was. Someone once asked befuddled why'd someone go over the lengths to get their hands so tough but that's simply because after a really long period of time you hit enough elbows or other hard surfaces that feeling your hand hurt or worse, broken mid fight was just a weakness that we didn't want to afford. I remember us spending afternoosn hitting coconuts to smash them just to harden the hands. There's a drunken video of me somewhere on discord punching some hard surfaces on a dare lol, I still don't feel much this many years after. BJJ got popular when the loving rich kids started hanging around with the dealers and teaching them that poo poo by pretty much owning the poo poo out of people with far more fighting experience than them, but luckily that was mostly a 1 on 1 issue for my short rear end and by the time I stopped I didn't have to deal with that poo poo much other than to learn the basics of what to do not to get punked.
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I was ruthlessly bullied in middle school, and the administration did absolutely nothing to curb it. I took matters into my own hands (or a clenched fist). Two years of bullying took its toll on me, so one day after P.E., one of my bullies got up in my face and was screaming at me to “do something” and shoved me. I immediately swung with a single uppercut into his nose and knocked his rear end out cold in front of everyone. I hit him so hard that I fractured my pinky finger. In the principal’s office, I was being screamed at by the principal about how I could have killed him with a hit like that, because she had apparently seen The Last Boy Scout (which was a relatively new movie at the time) in which Bruce Willis does the same thing to a hired goon and pushed his nose bone into his brain, killing him. My mom came in to pick me up, saw the principal screaming at me, pulled her away from me by her shirt collar, and told her sternly, “Don’t you ever loving scream at my kid like that again or I’ll loving report you for that and for not looking into my son’s bullying.” I never got in trouble by my mother or the school, and I never saw the kid again. The bullying also stopped for the short time I left had in middle school. It was great. Thanks, mom!
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