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The unexamined life is not *takes a huge poo poo in the middle of the acropolis* worth living.
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*brutally tortures a chicken to troll some other nerd*
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Dec 21, 2021 17:41
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*is ancient greek* *Is also a moderator of a public forum*
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Dec 21, 2021 17:43
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*vehemently poo poo-talks each and every single other philosopher* but listen to me tho
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Dec 21, 2021 17:46
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Everything is like shadows projected on a wall, maaan, this is why I don't need to pay rent this month
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Dec 21, 2021 17:47
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Im gay
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Dec 21, 2021 17:47
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I think... (shits pants...) I poo poo therefore I am.
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Dec 21, 2021 17:50
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im gay
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Dec 21, 2021 17:52
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You people should wrestle more. Always be wrestling.
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Dec 21, 2021 17:55
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*talks about ubermensch and how mankind needs to move past beta Christian slave morality* *Can't even ask a girl out , catches syphilis and spend rest of life in an asylum while my nazi sister rewrites all my work*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:00
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There's no worse punishment than worthless, hopeless shitposting.
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Dec 21, 2021 18:00
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I post, therefor I am.
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Dec 21, 2021 18:01
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*simply is Diogenes*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:01
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Philosophers should rule society. Score!
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Dec 21, 2021 18:02
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*denies he's an existentialist even though he's literally one of it's founding members* *also shifts socialism flavors like every other week*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:02
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*writes statecraft manual as satire* *has it taken completely seriously by bloodthirsty morons throughout the ages*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:03
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Visits oracle to ask how to get poo poo stains out of a white toga
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Dec 21, 2021 18:05
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I spend my life in a wine jar with my dog alone without bathing. I'm not Diogenes I'm just letting you all know what's up
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Dec 21, 2021 18:05
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"People in government should be honest, hardworking and the ruler has a duty to take care of his people, also I'm not a god." *is worshipped as a god*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:06
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*drinks a chalice of dodgy moonshine and dies* *followers claim it was a state execution*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:07
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2B or 2E? That is the question.
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Dec 21, 2021 18:09
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Excuse me, sir, but you are blocking my sunshine and I have not finished masturbating. ~cums~ *farts* ah, very much then, could you please give me any wine you have? for you see, I am a philosopher *faaaaaaarts*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:13
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The disappearing of criminals as they are not the intelligentsia:  The disappearing of laborers as they are not the intelligentsia: The disappearing of neighbors as they are not the intelligentsia: Is disappeared: 
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Dec 21, 2021 18:15
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Das Boo posted:The disappearing of criminals as they are not the intelligentsia: "sir, this is a Starbucks" says the touchscreen
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Dec 21, 2021 18:15
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drat, all this thinking is really cutting into my pederasty time
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Dec 21, 2021 18:22
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*is a revered intellectual with a huge influence on generations of thinkers* *asks woman 30 years younger than me to get married after meeting her 3 times in 2 weeks* *thrown into depression and confusion when rejected*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:28
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BigBadSteve posted:I think... (shits pants...) *shits chiton*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:30
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Hmmm
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Dec 21, 2021 18:33
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*Talks about the boundless potential of humanity* *Doesn't think women, people with dark skin, or non-heteros count as human*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:33
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*owns slaves and speaks about the rights of men*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:35
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*Lives with my mom who does all the cooking and cleaning and other menial labor in my life so I can write a treatise that completely discounts the contributions of women to society*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:38
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chugging hemlock rn op i'll let you know how it goes
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Dec 21, 2021 18:38
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:*is ancient greek* Icochet posted:drat, all this thinking is really cutting into my pederasty time
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Dec 21, 2021 18:56
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*Thinks he's made in the image of God* *Is nothing more but a man ape frustrated over his inability to fulfill his primeval biological impulses*
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Dec 21, 2021 18:59
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ChubbyChecker posted:*owns slaves and speaks about the rights of men* *copes with this by loving over the only successful slave revolt in history*
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Dec 21, 2021 19:10
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*mumbles and rubs face for an hour like an OCD otter in front of a featureless white wall. I'm Zizek
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Dec 21, 2021 19:14
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Phy posted:Always be wrestling. PUT. THE COFFEE. DOWN. It's for wrestlers only.
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Dec 21, 2021 19:19
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What doth life?
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Dec 21, 2021 19:21
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*10 year old boy wouldn’t suck my dick* “The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.”
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*tutors a spoiled child war criminal that he is a god and gives the Abrahamic world brainworms by the sheer power of his wrongness*
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