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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Its been over two years, and I don't know how these things happen. Does he have to pay for it, or, it just a thing that is made?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Donald Trump presidential library hosed me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The Donald Trump presidential library hosed me

what was it like being grabbed by the pussy?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
It's funded by private donations, but right now Trump isn't soliciting any because that's money that won't go to him

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


its all just playboy magazines and he doesnt even read the articles

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Yes.

You walk into a ramshackle warehouse, and situated on an unguarded table in the middle of the warehouse is a copy of Art of the Deal, the fake Time magazine with his picture on the cover, and a copy of Highlights for Children in which the puzzles have already been poorly and incorrectly solved.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
It's called truth social

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

its all just playboy magazines and he doesnt even read the articles

What? Some of those articles made me stop masturbating

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i bet its full of TURDS!!!! LOL

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

i bet its full of TURDS!!!! LOL

Its got Don JR!?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The rating on my lavatory are getting tremendous.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
that stupid sack of poo poo has never even made it through a Goosebumps

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

If you were a former president, what would your presidential library hold? Mine would have a shitload of books with covers identifying them as great literature, but the contents are all shapeshifter erotica.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

crispix posted:

that stupid sack of poo poo has never even made it through a Goosebumps

Dickbumps

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Yeah, they have an in library Burger King so you can read and burg. It’s p. nice.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Blue Footed Booby posted:

If you were a former president, what would your presidential library hold? Mine would have a shitload of books with covers identifying them as great literature, but the contents are all shapeshifter erotica.

lots and lots of comic books. ASOIF, and The Dresden Files. But I'm a huge nerd and not running for office

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles posted:

Yeah, they have an in library Burger King so you can read and burg. It’s p. nice.

It's next to the Highlife magazines
E: President Trump is a Goofus

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Trump's presidential library would be 100,000 copies of Art of the Deal being sold for $14.88 a piece

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

Trump's presidential library would be 100,000 copies of Art of the Deal being sold for $14.88 a piece

it's just the gift shop

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




all books seized due to CRT content are covertly brought to the trump presidential library where a clandestine group of heretical republicans studies them, hoping to harness the secrets of their enemy's power

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

all books seized due to CRT content are covertly brought to the trump presidential library where a clandestine group of heretical republicans studies them, hoping to harness the secrets of their enemy's power

but, they already have the power of racism, are they gonna get double racism?
That would for sure make Trump President of The United States again

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they are carefully studying systemic racism, not to end it, but to do it even better

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

they are carefully studying systemic racism, not to end it, but to do it even better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MO7fkZc5o

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
One thing I really remember about Trump, is how he builds all of these golf courses, and he HAS to be the first one to play through on all of them, and he's not very good at golf, so he just changes the scoring to show that he had a really good play through, then gets that mounted on a plaque and displayed inside like the main golf course building.

I mean, lol.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

It's funded by private donations, but right now Trump isn't soliciting any because that's money that won't go to him

I’m pretty sure as a real estate developer guy he’d end up with a lot of the money if he actually got some donations and built one.

But he’s super lazy.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my presidential library is just all of my posts

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Hey, Evangelicals, did you want to get hosed to show those other people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uHzdM-DRT4

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
A-GOO-GOO-GOO-GOO-GOO-GOO-GOO

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Serious post: I bet one doesn't get set up in his lifetime, because he simply won't be interested in setting one up, because he can't profit from it, and it won't be set up in a way that aggrandizes him in the way he wants. If one ever gets set up, it will be some time after he dies by some archivist that wants to prevent the documents from being scattered and lost. It will probably end up being at some college somewhere, and it will be little more than a small building with a collection of documents that historians will go through, with a few, random objects on display. Nothing like most presidential libraries, that end up becoming big museums of cultural/political history of the president and the times in which he served.

It will be kinda sad, much like his presidency.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

The traditional presidential "library" is quickly becoming obsolete since there's really no need for it. All of Obama's documents are on the web so his "library" is just a monument to himself and a bit of a boondoggle since they bulldozed a public park to build it. Trump probably doesn't give a poo poo and he's right not to

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
How many local libraries close every day.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
"Presidential Library" is what Trump calls his Playboy collection.

drat, beaten like little Donald to an 80ies centerfold

Hopper fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Jun 5, 2022

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
lmao like America is building libraries these days.

More like $$$ The Donald Trump Presidential Cash'n'Go Payday Loans $$$

Saxon
Jan 21, 2006
NEEDS MORE CRIT
He will release his Presidential Library once he's done being audited by the IRS.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sophy Wackles posted:

Yeah, they have an in library Burger King so you can read and burg. It’s p. nice.

Please. Such a crass amalgamation of consumerism, placed into a venerated space of learning. Disgusting! Who would ever want such a thing?!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Bula Vinaka posted:

One thing I really remember about Trump, is how he builds all of these golf courses, and he HAS to be the first one to play through on all of them, and he's not very good at golf, so he just changes the scoring to show that he had a really good play through, then gets that mounted on a plaque and displayed inside like the main golf course building.

I mean, lol.

evidently he's actually pretty good, but that's not good enough so he just makes up scores even though his actual card would make most people mad already

I mean, I'd hope he'd be pretty good, he spends about 3/4 of his life golfing

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
an entire wing for Melania's NFT grifting

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I like MR Trumps penis for my what did I do?. err a my Vagina is not his.

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

it's in my rear end would you like a tour

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sex Farm posted:

it's in my rear end would you like a tour

Do you care about her?

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