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As important as it was for people to break free from overbearing and bloodthirsty Catholicism, masonry, and vampirism, it seems like it’s almost impossible to charter a ship without going through at least one of those shitheads. It’s like the silent creep that’s always somehow inclusive in the people’s voice, whispering in our ears a little louder over time, until it is a shriek that we still pretend to ignore. I don’t know, I mean the first loving clue that America hadn’t shook off imperialism was that these fuckers were KILLING NATIVE AMERICANS! And that brings us to our partially functioning/slighted modern McDonald’s. A million years you would walk in and order from a kiosk and there was a manager at the counter if you needed anything special. Masonry has actually been RESISTING a lot of the features of a McDonald’s. Well poo poo, what if you could resurrect all the fallen natives from a McDonald’s kiosk, a function of ancient technology that has actually been preserved in its perfect state by masonry making it unseeable to anyone. Nobody has hacked that poo poo in a million years. And wow with just a minimal amount of joinery this machine can trace iron deposits in creeks, estuaries, and tributaries. Just a little untouched load on the earth, rolling RAM of everyone lost to this machine. Kiosks would have been too much for our eyes to bear in the 70s, oh no, not this yet. A hearty thank you to our oppressors for pulling the wool over our eyes, you preserved a tool that brings back the blood you spilled. And you were too stupid to use an order kiosk and declared it BAD! 
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Jul 8, 2022 19:51
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yes I'll have the chicken nuggets please
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Jul 8, 2022 19:53
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Bro Dad posted:yes I'll have the chicken nuggets please gently caress yeah you will. 
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Jul 8, 2022 19:54
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America didn't want to shake off the imperialism, they simply wanted to be the fuckers in charge.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:04
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Swap with Burger Kink onion wrings and none bwe wiser.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:08
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I prefer BK but I won't say no to some chicken mcnuggies
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Jul 8, 2022 20:08
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is this about the georgia guide stones?
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Jul 8, 2022 20:10
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Zeluth posted:Swap with Burger Kink onion wrings and none bwe wiser. rodeo cheese burger is all i have to say about bk
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Jul 8, 2022 20:11
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i think i lost track somewhere. we need to go to the million year old McDonald's and order up the resurrection of dead native Americans?
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AARD VARKMAN posted:i think i lost track somewhere. we need to go to the million year old McDonald's and order up the resurrection of dead native Americans? now super size that poo poo
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Jul 8, 2022 20:14
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Luvcow posted:rodeo cheese burger is all i have to say about bk Check out the Primal Angus Thickburger at Carl's Jr. Normally I'm a man of taste and distinction who values solemn tradition in his fast-food microwaved after freezing beef puck, but I found that Carl's Jr really satisfied my primal appetite.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:19
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Need more deets on the Masons tbh
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Jul 8, 2022 20:21
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pseudanonymous posted:Check out the Primal Angus Thickburger at Carl's Jr. i am not near any carls jr. but i would absolutely eat that burger if i were to come across one in the wild, ty
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Jul 8, 2022 20:23
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I don't get your 'deal' CBoy, Nooner is certified but what is you?
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By popular demand posted:I don't get your 'deal' CBoy, Nooner is certified but what is you? op is a bitchmouth juicer, hth
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Jul 8, 2022 20:27
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I actually have a friend that just joined the Masons, should I ask him about kiosks? Or would that get me Mason'd (disappeared)
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Jul 8, 2022 20:30
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Best thing about McDonald’s were those YouTube videos of that guy just pissing all over the restrooms.
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I see a lot of talk about American colonialism and McDonald's, but you didn't say a single thing about me, OP. Voted 2 due to the misleading thread title.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:32
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gently caress off OP
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AARD VARKMAN posted:i think i lost track somewhere. we need to go to the million year old McDonald's and order up the resurrection of dead native Americans? Nah I just walk into a loving McDonald’s and touch the left root access terminal on the left, stuff my loving face with hot and fresh food, touch the right root access terminal on the left, stuff my loving face, touch the right terminal on the right, and it makes a rooting scope that tries to seek system root (which is not online) so the next path of least resistance to ground is the cursory trail of ancestral blood and makes source via ancient Maltese bloodlines.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:36
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I'm a vampire so I'd like my big mac raw please.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:38
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The fact I can order two overpriced chicken sandwiches from mcdonalds 2.5 miles away using doordash is a miracle of American engineering.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:39
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I miss the honey mustard sauce at McD's. I mean I like hot mustard too but my nuggies tasted better with the ol' HM
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:op is a bitchmouth juicer, hth Thanks, now l just hve to figure out what juicer is. And bitcmoth.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:46
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I enjoy to do cooking.
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Jul 8, 2022 20:47
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Lemme get a Big Mac and a large peepee with ice.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Lemme get a Big Mac and a large peepee with ice. Do you want coke in your peepee?
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Jul 8, 2022 20:55
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Tarkus posted:I miss the honey mustard sauce at McD's. I mean I like hot mustard too but my nuggies tasted better with the ol' HM Aw yeah but they got hot mustard now duuuude.
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Who What Now posted:Do you want coke in your peepee? Only if you are Chinese and like to plays jokes.
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Jul 8, 2022 21:29
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 Appropriate because that's my reaction in the bathroom 30 minutes after eating mcdonalds
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Jul 8, 2022 21:31
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I'm going to make a #2 combo.
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Do you aim for the bowl or shoot for the walls like me?
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Jul 8, 2022 21:32
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Sir, this is the Arby's drive thru.
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midnight the stars and you
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Jul 8, 2022 21:35
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Mcdonalds is my favorite Scottish restaurant.
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numberoneposter posted:Mcdonalds is my favorite Scottish restaurant. Passhhhhhh yeah they razed that sinking ship to mush bro. It ain’t right. 
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Sir, this is the Arby's drive thru. You piss in the goddamn cup then!
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Zeluth posted:Burger Kink go on...
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AARD VARKMAN posted:i think i lost track somewhere. we need to go to the million year old McDonald's and order up the resurrection of dead native Americans? McDonald's was actually invented by a pre-human race that went extinct and humanity's animalistic ancestors fed on the leftovers in the trash and the genetic memory stayed with them all through their evolution and drove them to reinvent it but the best humanity could do was a shallow facsimile based on rotten food in a garbage can, hence why modern McDonald's is so awful and not the ambrosia the pre-human race ate.
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