How have you smashed the patriarchy today?

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WindmillSlayer

I ate a lot of chocolate.

# ? May 2, 2014 03:55

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 16:55

mazzi Chart Czar

patriarchy still intact

# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i told a little girl that she could be anything she wanted to be

# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:58

mazzi Chart Czar

CAT BRUSH posted:

i told a little girl that she could be anything she wanted to be

Good. That way, when she grows up and realizes that she can't be what ever she wants, she will be doubled crushes!

Patriarchy! Away!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:59

google THIS

WindmillSlayer posted:

I ate a lot of chocolate.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:59

mazzi Chart Czar

Jett posted:

God

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:00

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i spelled womyn without the "men" as they would be better that way

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:01

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i didn't do anything, subverting my traditional role as a bread winner

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I peed on it

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:42

Silly Ray Cyrus: Forget it

I got mad at my bf and literally called him a "Little oval office"

take that, boyz.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:46

WhenInRome

i hit a man in the face with a hammer

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:48

A Time To Chill

WhenInRome posted:

i hit a man in the face with a hammer

same but with my penis

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:49

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

!!!!

I told my wife this morning that she could most certainly be the provider for our family if it means I can stay at home and play video games.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:51

GoodbyeTurtles

A Time To Chill posted:

same but with my penis

i hit a man in the penis with my face and now im gay!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:56

Bukowski: hammulder

I downloaded a gig of porno that I didn't have to pay for

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Bukowski posted:

I downloaded a gig of porno that I didn't have to pay for

sticking it to the man eh

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:58

verily carefree

i smoked weed. more than i usually do. heh. mary jone. god is a woman. :dwi:

# ? Jul 1, 2014 21:07

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

I told you to stay away from e/n and tumblr your loving clown.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:05

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

I turned down the street and saw a scared young black woman but I thought to myself "treat em eequal" so I shot her

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:09

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Wms no longer a posting gal just a game friend of the family

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:11

Afro Doug

absolutely. as a supreme court justice i ruled that medicine for ladies having sex was illegal.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:21

Looke

rip

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:28

saboten

windmillslayer today i woke up after having a nightmare that i was at a wedding and on my period and had bled through my skirt at the back and i was like aaargh wtf and then i woke up and went for a pee and there was BLOOD EVREYWHERE IT WAS LIKE ID BEEN STABBED IN THE VAGINA and i threw my PJ pants at my boyfriend and that is how i smashed the patriachy today thank you

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:30

Looke

wow wtf

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:31

FluffieDuckie

saboten posted:

windmillslayer today i woke up after having a nightmare that i was at a wedding and on my period and had bled through my skirt at the back and i was like aaargh wtf and then i woke up and went for a pee and there was BLOOD EVREYWHERE IT WAS LIKE ID BEEN STABBED IN THE VAGINA and i threw my PJ pants at my boyfriend and that is how i smashed the patriachy today thank you

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:32

cruft

saboten posted:

windmillslayer today i woke up after having a nightmare that i was at a wedding and on my period and had bled through my skirt at the back and i was like aaargh wtf and then i woke up and went for a pee and there was BLOOD EVREYWHERE IT WAS LIKE ID BEEN STABBED IN THE VAGINA and i threw my PJ pants at my boyfriend and that is how i smashed the patriachy today thank you

why would you do this

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:32

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Looke posted:

wow wtf

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:32

tao of lmao

saboten posted:

windmillslayer today i woke up after having a nightmare that i was at a wedding and on my period and had bled through my skirt at the back and i was like aaargh wtf and then i woke up and went for a pee and there was BLOOD EVREYWHERE IT WAS LIKE ID BEEN STABBED IN THE VAGINA and i threw my PJ pants at my boyfriend and that is how i smashed the patriachy today thank you

Same

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:34

saboten

and i havent worn a bra in days :yayclod:

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:34

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

saboten posted:

windmillslayer today i woke up after having a nightmare that i was at a wedding and on my period and had bled through my skirt at the back and i was like aaargh wtf and then i woke up and went for a pee and there was BLOOD EVREYWHERE IT WAS LIKE ID BEEN STABBED IN THE VAGINA and i threw my PJ pants at my boyfriend and that is how i smashed the patriachy today thank you

I did something similar but it was mostly to do with me trimming my hedges irl and then bleeding out from cutting myself with the trimmers and dying in front of my indifferent cat

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:35

Looke

saboten posted:

and i havent worn a bra in days

saggy is not good

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:36

GoodbyeTurtles

Looke posted:

saggy is not good

not wearing bras only make saggy if you always wear bra

its weird science

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:37

tao of lmao

saboten posted:

and i havent worn a bra in days

Same

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:38

hemale in pain

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

not wearing bras only make saggy if you always wear bra

its weird science

so if i don't want some saggy nuts should i wear pants or not?

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:38

GoodbyeTurtles

hemale in pain posted:

so if i don't want some saggy nuts should i wear pants or not?

you know what you must do

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:39

cruft

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

not wearing bras only make saggy if you always wear bra

its weird science

If you put a muscle in a constricting container (like a cast) it atrophies. Not really weird, this is pretty well understood by basically everybody except bra salesgals.

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

saboten posted:

windmillslayer today i woke up after having a nightmare that i was at a wedding and on my period and had bled through my skirt at the back and i was like aaargh wtf and then i woke up and went for a pee and there was BLOOD EVREYWHERE IT WAS LIKE ID BEEN STABBED IN THE VAGINA and i threw my PJ pants at my boyfriend and that is how i smashed the patriachy today thank you

yeah. gently caress that guy! down with men!

# ? Jul 2, 2014 00:40