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Taye Diggs
Aug 12, 2013

Holla at yo boy
Have You Ever Really, Really, Really Loved a Penis

The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is Penis

(Everything I Do) I Do It For Penis




...i dunno why I used Bryan Adams songs smh

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Viva las penis

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.
I came in like a penis

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

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Seven Penis Army

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Oppa Gangnam Penis

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Born in the Penis

Taye Diggs
Aug 12, 2013

Holla at yo boy
Mmm Penis

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
smells like teenage penis

Gym Leader Barack
Oct 31, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Penis Penis

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

penis punks gently caress off
penis uber alles
penis in cambodia

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

ArmZ posted:

penis punks gently caress off
penis uber alles
penis in cambodia

A Growing Boy Needs His Penis

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Penis In The Jar
A Taste Of Penis
Purple Penis
Little Penis
Bad Penis
Big Bad Penis

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
lift your skinny penises like antennas to heaven

pixelbaron fucked around with this message at 14:16 on May 19, 2014

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Penis
Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Penis
Bloodhound Gang - The Penis Touch

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Golliwog's Cake-Penis

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
You Don't Mess Around With Penis
Penis In The Coconut

Michael Arlowe
Feb 19, 2011

and your a little faggot that has no friends , you retarded mushroom
King Missile - Penis Penis

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I'm your penis, I'm your fire, it's your desire

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
6 foot 7 foot 8 foot PENIS!

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the penis went higher

a bone to pick fucked around with this message at 14:28 on May 19, 2014

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts off like an 'A' word, but ends up like a 'Z',
And somewhere in the middle it gets awfully 'QR' to me

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
The crackle of pigskin
The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
The penis, the vomit
The penis, the vomit

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Look at this Penis
Every time I do it makes me laugh

Must be about you, OP.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fear of the penis.

k3nn
Jan 20, 2007
I kissed a penis and I liked it.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
Gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi penis

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
[Intro]
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Verse 1]
Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll
Can music save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died

[Chorus]
I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Verse 2]
Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me

Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned

And while Lenin read a book on Marx
A quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died

[Chorus]
We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Verse 3]
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast

Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance

'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

[Chorus]
We started singin' bye bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Verse 4]
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a penis
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell

And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Outro]
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play

And in the streets, the children screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken

And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died

And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

[Chorus]
They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin' "This'll be the day that I die"

The Walrus fucked around with this message at 15:23 on May 19, 2014

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

In the Court of the Crimson Penis

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
"I got the penis and it's pumping out my ovaries"

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Aah, everybody, get on the floor
Let's dance
Don't fight the penis
Give yourself a chance

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your penis, shake your penis
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your penis, shake your penis

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

I see a little silhouetto of a penis
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Shaved like a razor only it's done with a laser and it's down on the penis line.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
White Penis (Part 2)

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and penis wax and other fancy stuff. oh

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
If you like penis inside ya, gettin hosed in the rain

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Here's to the land you've torn out the heart of,
Mississippi find yourself another penis to be part of!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Backstage in Detroit and the room is full of smoke
And apprehension, we'd been playing shows
As the warm-up and the band for Beck Hanson
In walks Jack says, "How'd ya do?", oh yeah
Then he handed me this wonderful statue

And I said, "Thank you Jack White for the fiber-optic Penis
That you gave me", it shined so bright that I couldn't
Help believin' it would save me, when I finally got it home
My whole neighborhood was aglow and I said, "Thank you Jack White
For the fiber-optic Penis that you gave me"

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I had a dreadful childhood, really,
I s'pose I shouldn't moan,
Each time they had a three legged race,
I won it on my own.
And also I got popular,
When came the time for cricket,
They used to roll my trousers up,
And use me for the wicket.

I'm jake the penis, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

total eclipse of the penis

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

ArmZ posted:

penis punks gently caress off
penis uber alles
penis in cambodia

Followed by my fave DK song, Penis Truck

"And it burns, burns, buuuuuuuurns! The ring of pe-niiiiiiis, the ring of penis"

Radical and BADical! fucked around with this message at 15:49 on May 19, 2014

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smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

a bone to pick posted:

The crackle of pigskin
The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
The penis, the vomit
The penis, the vomit

god loves his penis, yeah

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