Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
City of Glompton

our last girl thread is somewhere back there, I dunno, so I am making a new one.

:rory: let's talk about nice things about being a girl! :rory:

for example: I love the combo of fresh sheets + just shaved my legs...that is one nice, silky feeling!

I also love the I look when I get dressed for work, and I know I've killed it. it's a p. good feeling to know my friends will compliment me on my choice of skirt, hair, heels, etc.

:love: what are your favorite things about being a girl? :love:









boys you can post itt but be nice or we'll put a pox on you!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
I think girls are lovely.

Blue's Clues

.

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jun 29, 2014

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I like it when my wife wears those summer rompers. They're like mullets or tuxedo shirts, where they mean she wants to have fun, but also she looks serious and ready for business. ALL bidness, including the serious kind AND the kind I'm trying to insinuate here right now wink wink....if you catch my drift hue hue hue. :pervert:

Reset Button

boobs are great and so is a vag
penises seem like they're just not as fun tbh. also boobs >>>

Savage For The Winjun


i kinda like it when girls treat me bad

City of Glompton

Reset Button posted:

boobs are great and so is a vag
penises seem like they're just not as fun tbh. also boobs >>>

it's true, boobs are p nice!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Siluvayne posted:

it's true, boobs are p nice!

:agreed:

Blue's Clues

.

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Jun 29, 2014

saboten

my favourite thing about being a girl is gettin hosed in the vagina with a rock hard dick!!!!!!!






jk its smokin weed

FluffieDuckie

ya know how if you need stuff and you smile and boys give it to you? that's the best

City of Glompton

FluffieDuckie posted:

ya know how if you need stuff and you smile and boys give it to you? that's the best

Blue's Clues

.

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jun 29, 2014

Savage For The Winjun


FluffieDuckie posted:

ya know how if you need stuff and you smile and boys give it to you? that's the best

stuff is codeword for D

Captain No-mates

FluffieDuckie posted:

ya know how if you need stuff and you smile and boys give it to you? that's the best

misandry!!

A Time To Chill

I don't believe in girls. they are mythical like unicorns and bipartisanship

City of Glompton

A Time To Chill posted:

I don't believe in girls. they are mythical like unicorns and bipartisanship

we believe in you! (and I like your av btw)

satsui no thankyou
I enjoy being a man. NAWT *gets back alley chechnyan surgeon to turn my dick into an innie*

Reset Button

FluffieDuckie posted:

ya know how if you need stuff and you smile and boys give it to you? that's the best

free drinks r god's way of saying "sry for the periods lol"

HiipFire

JENNY DEATH LIVES

A Time To Chill posted:

I don't believe in girls. they are mythical like unicorns and bipartisanship

FluffieDuckie

if you're a girl and you want sex you can have it whenever you want!

Silly Ray Cyrus

Forget it
I can have sex a lot, just not with anyone cool. so ymmv

Ace of Baes

FluffieDuckie posted:

if you're a girl and you want sex you can have it whenever you want!

This is true for guys too if you're not lame

thewizardofshoe

yeahok posted:

This is true for guys too if you're not lame

:circlefap:

The worst submarine

You've convinced me byob how do I become a girl?

City of Glompton

The worst submarine posted:

You've convinced me OP how do I become a girl?

if only there was someone here you could summon by calling her name....

A Time To Chill

Siluvayne posted:

if only there was someone here you could summon by calling her name....

if you speak her name thrice into a mirror your dick falls off

The worst submarine

Siluvayne posted:

if only there was someone here you could summon by calling her name....
is it a genie? are there girl geenies??

A Time To Chill

The worst submarine posted:

is it a genie? are there girl geenies??

yeah but they turn into dudes if you upgrade your Altar of Wishes

FluffieDuckie

i believe our genie is currently probed

Blue's Clues

.

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 29, 2014

cuntman.net

rub the cat box

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i have a penis and identify as a straight heterosexual male am i a girl

FluffieDuckie

Bo-Pepper posted:

i have a penis and identify as a straight heterosexual male am i a girl

do boys give you stuff if you smile at them cause that's one way to tell

City of Glompton

Bo-Pepper posted:

i have a penis and identify as a straight heterosexual male am i a girl

you might be!

do you like chocolate?

do you enjoy petting cats?

do you drink wine?

have you ever worn anything that is pink?

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

FluffieDuckie posted:

do boys give you stuff if you smile at them cause that's one way to tell

sometimes they do if i yell and shake my fist at them


Siluvayne posted:

you might be!

do you like chocolate?

do you enjoy petting cats?

do you drink wine?

have you ever worn anything that is pink?

yes to all of these though i do prefer beer

what's the verdict

City of Glompton

Bo-Pepper posted:

sometimes they do if i yell and shake my fist at them


yes to all of these though i do prefer beer

what's the verdict

def. girl

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


looks like i have an awkward conversation to have with my wife tomorrow

Blue's Clues

.

Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 29, 2014

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

FluffieDuckie

Bo-Pepper posted:

sometimes they do if i yell and shake my fist at them


yes to all of these though i do prefer beer

what's the verdict

this is tough. you may be a borderline case. on the one hand the pink thing is pretty definitive, but on the other not a lot of girls shake their fists.

have you ever paid to have your nails done?

  • Locked thread