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You forgot that MVP got injured yesterday and the X-Ray was inconclusive. Also is that really the Slammiversary posted? If so that's amazing.
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Whoops. Updated the poster with another one I found. It's just as TNA worthy though.
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I guess TNA is finding out what horrible things can happen when you tape TV six weeks at a time and don't bother to schedule one final taping within a week of a PPV. One misfortune? That's possible. Two misfortunes? There's an outside chance. Three or more misfortunes? I'd like to see that! *Sting disappears for no on-screen reason* *Vince Russo returns backstage* *Kurt Angle blows out a knee* *every TNA-grown "star" runs screaming from the company as soon as their contracts are up* *Jeff Hardy decides to work under a mask as an insane wood-elf* *PPV main-eventer MVP destroys knee with final two weeks of build-up already in the can and no opportunity to tape new material* I'm really watching this to compare it to 2001 WCW at this point, but I think TNA might be more pathetic.
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DarkstarIV posted:
Hey now you forget that Vince Russo says he spent 3 months writing the 1/4/10 script!
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skaboomizzy posted:I'm really watching this to compare it to 2001 WCW at this point, but I think TNA might be more pathetic. TNA will always be more pathetic than WCW because WCW reached higher heights than anyone ever had before collapsing hilariously. TNA has been failure after failure after failure forever.
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Great White Hope posted:TNA will always be more pathetic than WCW because WCW reached higher heights than anyone ever had before collapsing hilariously. It's WCW during the Disney tapings. It is magical
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Dixie clinging to Hogan's leg as he leaves is the gold standard of TNA desertion
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skaboomizzy posted:Dixie clinging to Hogan's leg as he leaves is the gold standard of TNA desertion Talking about gold standards, has Shelton Benjamin ever been in TNA or was he the one that got away?
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Grendels Dad posted:Talking about gold standards, has Shelton Benjamin ever been in TNA or was he the one that got away?
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Jun 1, 2014 09:33
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I am excited for the 10th Slammiversary, Slammiversary 12.
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Good for Benjamin (and Haas). I wasn't sure there for a moment because forgetting about the six or so weeks Benjamin could have been there seemed very TNA to me.
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Grendels Dad posted:Talking about gold standards, has Shelton Benjamin ever been in TNA or was he the one that got away? He's safe and sound wrestling for NJPW and occasionally some small indies after his stop in ROH since leaving WWE, no involvement with TNA at all.
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I can't tell if Tazz's "FREAK" is better than Tenay's "FROM THE TOP OF THE CAAAAAAGGEE". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhhMnh7KrEM At least they're providing us with some truly memorable moments.
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Jun 1, 2014 16:32
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Five minutes before bell time at the show last night:
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oldpainless posted:Has Abyss really been champ for a whole year? Tends to happen when the belt isn't even mentioned on TV, let alone defended ever
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It's TNA, Abyss' reign is a rip off of Ambrose, duh 
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Sweeney Tom posted:Tends to happen when the belt isn't even mentioned on TV, let alone defended ever the television title
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The title picture is kind of a Doomsday Clock for me. They slowly phased out the Knockout Tag Titles, now the TV Title. Next comes the regular Knockout Title, X-Division Title, Tag etc. The last episode of Impact will feature the last title holder not defending his title and in fact not mentioning that there is a title, and then TNA will disappear in a puff of smoke.
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ChampRamp posted:Five minutes before bell time at the show last night: I was just wondering if TNA still exists and I see the answer is, "technically."
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It's been all weekend, any more word on MVP's knee injury?
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skaboomizzy posted:It's been all weekend, any more word on MVP's knee injury? Nothing.
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PWInsider posted:MVP did keep his bookings in the Netherlands after suffering a knee injury over the weekend for Preston City Wrestling in the UK. He worked for Dutch Pro Wrestling yesterday, appearing as their general manager as he was unable to wrestle. MVP was on crutches and appeared not to be able to put any weight on his knee.
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So they're just going to air the next two taped Impacts as is, then shoehorn a quick injury angle into the start of Slamiversary? I can't think of anything else they can do.
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At this point I'm expecting a Magnus-esque match from MVP/Young, where MVP lies around for 15 minutes while Spud, EC3, Lashley, Kenny King, Samoa Joe, Bully Ray, and more people all run in and brawl.
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skaboomizzy posted:So they're just going to air the next two taped Impacts as is, then shoehorn a quick injury angle into the start of Slamiversary? I can't think of anything else they can do. I suppose they could do something web-exclusive. It'd probably get as many or more views as Slammiversary will.
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Jun 2, 2014 16:42
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What the hell, are people actually paying money specifically to see MVP?
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Bigass Moth posted:What the hell, are people actually paying money specifically to see MVP? Getting to see guys you've seen on TV is a pretty big deal, especially if you're overseas, where you wouldn't even have had the chance on the fairly regular schedule the US gets. Remember, TNA regularly draws many thousands to every show when they do their UK tour.
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Bigass Moth posted:What the hell, are people actually paying money specifically to see MVP? When I lived in England as a kid there were local feds who would book such exciting and high profile wrestlers as the Bastion Booger and he drew like crazy compared to their normal dudes. So yes, "special guest as seen on tv" draws fairly well for indies.
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So is MVP still not have a written contract with TNA?
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They signed an actual contract in late April apparently, no idea how long it's for though.
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IIRC it was a two year deal. Hopefully he's being paid handsomely because this gig is really dumb. Even by MVP's standards.
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coconono posted:Hopefully he's being paid handsomely Hahahah if you think TNA is paying him handsomely. Or on time for that matter.
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DarkstarIV posted:Hahahah if you think TNA is paying him handsomely. Or on time for that matter. Only if his name were John Cena. Maybe not even then, actually.
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MVP isn't white, but he is a man, so 50/50 odds on him being paid decently by TNA.
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AJ STYLE'S FACE AND CAP ACCEPTING THE TNASYLUM PIONEER AWARD  Can't breath
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