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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
http://www.gizoogle.net/

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Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

http://www.imagefap.com/

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
my penis has peaked, thanks to your mom.

roger wilco
Jun 22, 2012
I just can't take your posting seriously without your gigantic loving sig.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

your posting's shittiness has peaked, time to cut off your own dick and choke to death on it

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
i get 99 dollars a moth with 1 year hbo and lettucce plants

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Texas is like a whole other ghetto - a mix of places ta discover, playas ta hook up and experiences you can't find elsewhere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Explore all tha pimped out thangs Texas ...


Agreed, thanks OP

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013


It's like being an edgy 13-year-old all over again.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im gonna pack my fist into ur fuckin stomach op and then peak into the gaping wound!!!!!!! !!!!!

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Yo, syphilis is thought ta have infected 12 mazillion additionizzle playas ghettowide up in 1999, wit pimped outer than 90% of cases up in tha developin ghetto fo' realz. After decreasin dramatically since tha widespread availabilitizzle of penicillin up in tha 1940s, ratez of infection have increased since tha turn of tha millennium up in nuff countries, often up in combination wit human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). This has been attributed kinda ta unsafe horny-rear end practices among men whoz rear end bust a nut on men, increased promiscuity,prostitution, n' decreasin use of jimmy hats.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Mr Tastee posted:

It's like being an edgy 13-year-old all over again.

http://www.tubecup.com/videos/13197/japanese-love-story-117/?promo=10306

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Ilikedirt posted:

im gonna pack my fist into ur fuckin stomach op and then peak into the gaping wound!!!!!!! !!!!!

fo shizzle muh nigga

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Breakin science news n' articlez on global warming, extrasolar hoods, stem cells, bird flu, autism, nanotechnology, dinosaurs, evolution -- tha sickest fuckin poo poo.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Thrill Cosby posted:

Breakin science news n' articlez on global warming, extrasolar hoods, stem cells, bird flu, autism, nanotechnology, dinosaurs, evolution -- tha sickest fuckin poo poo.

sex

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dude was up in tha final season of a two-year, $14 mazillion contract when da thug was hosed up fo' realz. As a unrestricted free agent, he be allowed ta git on over ta n' be examined by any crew.

Da Patriots' interest up in Finley make sense. Tight end Rob Gronkowski is comin off ACL reconstruction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

'Green Bay' is replaced with 'Chronic Bizzle' in all instances and I like it.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Racism - Wikipizzle, tha free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism‎
Racism consistz of both prejudice n' discrimination based up in hood perceptions of astrological differences between peoples. Well shiiiit, it often takes tha form of hood ...
‎Racizzle up in tha United Hoods - ‎Discrimination - ‎Supremacism - ‎Scientific racism

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


:gizzas:

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
I thought the internet peaked with all those death stare Luigi clips from Mario Kart 8.

Good to know.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
In 2001, tha joint fuckin started chargin a activation fee (currently US$9.95) fo' forum access.[9] Non-thugz is not able ta post lyrics or threads. Non-thugz was unable ta read tha forums as well, fo' random periodz of time, as part of paid sign-up drives. From tha second half of 2013 n' on, dis state is permanent. Non-thugz aint been allowed ta read tha forums since then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da joint n' forums draw continuous income from fees fo' freshly smoked up accounts, forum upgrades like fuckin custom avatars n' access ta tha forum archives n' search features, n' loot sales.[9]

Reportedly, dis "10bux" (as it is often referred ta by SA members) cost scheme was originally implemented fo' tha followin reason, as taken from tha forum rulez page:[10]

Our thugged-out asses here on tha Somethang Awful Forums is straight-up elitist n' strict assholes. We pride ourselves on hustlin one of da most thugged-out entertainin n' troll-free forums on tha internet. This be accomplished by chargin a $10 fee ta filter up folks not straight-up bout adherin ta tha rules, n' bannin dem playas whoz rear end manage ta slip all up in n' break em. We is straight-up straight-up bout keepin our forums clean n' troll-free, so please consider yo' account a investment n' treat it accordingly. Read tha rules, use common sense, n' help keep tha SA Forums tha dopest message board on tha internizzle playa!

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

Mr Tastee posted:

It's like being an edgy 13-year-old all over again.

This site is so dumb that even when I saw it when I was a little edgy poo poo I didn't find it funny.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Anilingus (from tha Latin anus + -lingus, from lingere, "to lick", n' commonly, though incorrectly, spelled "analingus"[1][2]) be a oral n' dirty-rear end doggin' act where one thug stimulates tha anus of another thug by tha use of they grill, includin lips, tongue or teeth. Well shiiiit, it be also referred ta as anal��"oral contact n' anal��"oral sex, or colloquially as rimming or a rim thang, n' may be performed by or on playaz of any sexuizzle orientation fo' underground pleasure or as a gangbangin' form of horny-rear end humiliation.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
this is old as dirt

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I knew about this website when I was in middle school

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
when will we get jizzoogle.com????

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
From Wikipizzle, tha free encyclopedia
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This article be bout tha word fart itself. For shiznit on tha bodily function of passin intestinal gas (flatus) via tha rear end, peep Flatulence. For other uses, peep Fart (disambiguation).


German peasants greet tha fire n' brimstone from a papal bull of Pimp Pizzle Pt III up in Martin Lutherz 1545 Depictionz of tha Papacy
Fart be a word up in tha Gangsta language most commonly used up in reference ta flatulence. Da word "fart" is generally considered unsuitable up in formal thangs as it may be considered vulgar or offensive. Fart can be used as a noun or a verb.[1] Da immediate roots is up in tha Middle Gangsta lyrics ferten, feortan or farten, kin of tha Oldskool High German word ferzan. Cognates is found up in oldschool Norse, Slavic n' also Greek n' Sanskrit. Da word "fart" has been incorporated tha gently caress into tha colloquial n' technical speech of a fuckin shitload of occupations, includin computing.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
GUYS THERE'S THIS TOTALLY NEW SITE I FOUND IT'S CALLED YTMND

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
what's it about, can you digg it?

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

N. Senada posted:

what's it about, can you digg it?

It's a new format, everything is user submitted.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Manifest posted:

It's a new format, everything is user submitted.

oh so like ebaumsworld?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

fo shizzle muh nigga

i don't understand the coloring int he text of your av, it doesn't make any freakin sense

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Do you have a special website that teaches you how to exclusively post bad threads? It cannot be natural talent. It's too consistent.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Hobohemian posted:

Do you have a special website that teaches you how to exclusively post bad threads? It cannot be natural talent. It's too consistent.

your av, on the other hand, is cool

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

your av, on the other hand, is cool

Cool poo poo gravitates towards me. I'm that awesome.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Hobohemian posted:

Do you have a special website that teaches you how to exclusively post bad threads? It cannot be natural talent. It's too consistent.

as gbs is the gutter of the internet i just repost facebook stuff on here it seems p effective

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
GBS is good now get with the loving program

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Miltank posted:

GBS is good now get with the loving program

gbs 0.9 was solid, but this 1.4 bullshit is quite awful

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Oh man I'm getting so trolled here

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Miltank posted:

Oh man I'm getting so trolled here

your av is ok, works well with your username and i like the increasing text size, but could use a better pic, maybe a gif?

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Its been mine for too long to change it at this point

E: but if I did I would make it the bottom img on my sig

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