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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
It was just me walking down the street at like 8pm and they were all sitting & standing around a bench on the sidewalk. Out of nowhere they start yelling "loving LOSER" at me as I went by. I was carrying a breifcase too, which they picked up on bc they also yelled "BRIEFCASE human being" before laughing & high fiving each other. I started walking really fast to get away from them like an aspie loser. FMA.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

briefcase human being lmao you got owned

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Why didn't you kick their asses?

SableDoux
Apr 26, 2014

BRIEFCASE WANKER!

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

so do you use the briefcase for dildo storage or what??

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
just say 'you live with your parents'

or do you live with your parents

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Why didn't you kick their asses?

Oh yeah because you're a briefcase human being. lmbo fuckin loser.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Why didn't you kick their asses?

If I landed my initial sweep kick maybe. Otherwise they would have swarmed me.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

should have brandished your firearm imo

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
great thread man

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
so wait you already had a briefcase in hand and you didn't go all 'falling down' on those bitches you nerd?

drat man look at your loving life

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone
did you dip the rim of your fedora?

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Be honest now, they made you eat some white dog poo didn't they?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Well...they were right

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Who uses a briefcase anymore you stupid loser human being?

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

wait why were you walking around with a briefcase at 8pm do you not own a car??

Nog
May 15, 2006

if only those kids had guns. an armed society is a polite society.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
admit it they werent teens they were ur parents

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

how many bananas go up your rear end every day op

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

I bet that briefcase is full of dildos and other gay human being poo poo you loser.

TheDead1
Aug 12, 2007
oi cleanshirt how do you get your shirt so clean

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Yo homie, that my briefs case?

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
I bet there was nothing but your lunch in that briefcase. You killed a kid over your mouldy old lunch.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
should have pulled out your weapon and told those fools to get steppin

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

op you shuold be in prison... soliciting teen age dicks to go in your butt... smh

SableDoux
Apr 26, 2014

One time in junior high, a friend of mine and I were riding our bikes through a nearby neighborhood. We passed this one house where we could see young kids jumping on a trampoline. As we rode by I heard one yell "hey guys watch this". They opened a side gate that came out onto the street, they yelled "HEY COOL BIKES!" so we stopped. 30 seconds later their mom comes running out with some other kid.

The kid stops at the gate and points at us. "THERE HE IS MOM! THOSE ARE THE GUYS WHO TRIED TO TOUCH US!"

We just rode off. Didn't know what to think.

antisocial democrat
Mar 28, 2007

I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I believe my liver is diseased.
Go up, you baldhead!

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
I'm sorry to hear that, op. Similar thing happened to me when I was playing my Sega Game Gear on the bus the other day.

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives
briefcase human being

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

briefcase human being

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if there was nobody else around you shoulda just suckered them and hosed them up with the briefcase and hid their naked, unconcious bodies in an alley after u stole their money and other valuables.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Kidsolo posted:

did you dip the rim of your fedora?
op does plenty of dipping into rims

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Briefcase+wanker

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Fma?? gently caress my rear end???

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgYk11HvBx4

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a hole-y ghost posted:

op does plenty of dipping into rims

:vince:

b0red
Apr 3, 2013

You think you're important or some poo poo? Get a loving messenger bag or something human being.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

antisocial democrat posted:

Go up, you baldhead!

Oh gently caress!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mods please rename OP "BRIEFCASE human being"

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wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
a child only knows the truth, a harsh lesson to learn about yourself OP. try not to think about it, just get some rest

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