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Captain No-mates

EVERYONES FAVE GAY AUTISTIC 12 YEAR OLD IS TURNING 13 AND UR INVITED



PLS RSVP

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matrix ripoff

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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why

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
#groundfloor

#greetingsfromthegoldmine

#thisfool13lmbtfoatmf

Captain No-mates


is this an attending or not attending

owl milk
are we allowed to bring a +1?

Captain No-mates

Haam posted:

are we allowed to bring a +1?

one +1 per person

cuntman.net

im going to gatecrash your party with a streamroller

Captain No-mates

Captain No-mates posted:

one +1 per person

dont pretend like any of you have more than 1 friend and are annoyed by this btw

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Captain No-mates posted:

dont pretend like any of you have more than 1 friend and are annoyed by this btw

#realtalkischill

SIDS Vicious


omg i didnt get you anything

Captain No-mates

Sid Vicious posted:

omg i didnt get you anything

i gave you over a months notice what sort of bad friend doesnt get a fat 13 year old autist a birthday present?

SIDS Vicious


a thin 26 year old autist

City of Glompton

what games are we going to play?

cuntman.net

im going to get you a steamroller

Captain No-mates

Siluvayne posted:

what games are we going to play?

were going to play smash bros but i only have 2 controllers

WindmillSlayer

im coming and Blues Clues is my +1

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
ill bring a gun and kill everyone

Captain No-mates

Sleepy Owl posted:

im going to get you a steamroller

thats a thoughtful present you really get me, but i would have appreciated the surprise of finding out on the day

my new dog posted:

ill bring a gun and kill everyone

still thoughtful but i dont think this would be a good present

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id like to bring mai waifu
she's very shy and doesn't talk much but i'll make sure that i wash the cum off her linen beforehand

WindmillSlayer

CAPTAIN NO MATES do you own a japanese prostitute? i dont want to bring a gift you already have

cuntman.net

Siluvayne posted:

what games are we going to play?

Captain No-mates

WindmillSlayer posted:

CAPTAIN NO MATES do you own a japanese prostitute? i dont want to bring a gift you already have

i can never remember which type mine is, she has uppy slanty eyes??

FluffieDuckie

i'll be there and you all can be my +1 :wink:

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

Captain No-mates posted:

EVERYONES FAVE GAY AUTISTIC 12 YEAR OLD IS TURNING 13 AND UR INVITED



PLS RSVP

No-mate's Bth Birthday

i am he

im going

Looke

i think ive got aids on that day

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Peanut and the Gang posted:

No-mate's Bth Birthday

see i didnt want to say anything but mb u should use a different font next time u turn 13

Eye of Widesauron

YAY!

WindmillSlayer

Captain No-mates posted:

i can never remember which type mine is, she has uppy slanty eyes??

hmmm Ill just bring something else then :"(

cuntman.net

Captain No-mates posted:

thats a thoughtful present you really get me, but i would have appreciated the surprise of finding out on the day

:ssh: dont worry its a red herring the actual gift is going to be something else :ssh:

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
I asked my friend to be my +1 and he said "No" but I'm going to trick him into going.

Machai

sorry I can't make it.

i'm...getting my hair done? yeah, thats what i'm doing

I try not to associate with people that are sexually attracted to cartoon princesses

bwatts

can i sleep over

WindmillSlayer

Bureaus Watts posted:

can i sleep over

yes

playground tough
I got u this. may mays are appreciating in value

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
attending, +1 (cat)

obstipator

by FactsAreUseless
Can I bring 2 +1s? I'm going to bring 2 +1s.

tao of lmao

i bought you a video game

El Spider

here's your new bike

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
for your brain, nomates, i brought this bullet >:3

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