- deep dish peat moss
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My dick looks like someone squeezed Luis Guzman through a toothpaste tube
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Jun 12, 2014 21:35
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- Adbot
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Jun 10, 2024 10:42
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- Eye of Widesauron
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Mine looks like a malnourished baby bird
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Jun 12, 2014 21:38
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- Blue's Clues
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 12, 2014 21:40
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- deep dish peat moss
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hickory, thickory, dock
you got, an ugly, cock
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Jun 12, 2014 21:41
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- Blue's Clues
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 12, 2014 21:44
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- beer pal
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im always saying, people are always on about size, but dick aesthetics are very improtant as well.
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Jun 12, 2014 21:49
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- Blue's Clues
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 12, 2014 21:54
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- dogcrash truther
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Mine looks like a marble inside a used pantyhose
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Jun 12, 2014 21:59
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yeah
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Jun 12, 2014 22:03
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- deep dish peat moss
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My dick looks like a lollipop wrapped in a potato skin.
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Jun 12, 2014 22:05
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- dogcrash truther
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My dick looks like two dicks got in a fight and mine was the loser
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Jun 12, 2014 22:10
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- dogcrash truther
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My dick looks like Wile E Coyote after he gets crushed by an anvil
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Jun 12, 2014 22:11
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- beer pal
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mine looks like the one on the statue of david 
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Jun 12, 2014 22:11
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- Tipps
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party in the front
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im always saying, people are always on about size, but dick aesthetics are very improtant as well.
This is an interesting point.
Would you rather have an ugly dick of perfect size, or an aesthetically-pleasing dick of lackluster size?
On the one hand, you don't feel the ugly when it's pleasing your various orifices, but on the other, it's a turn-off doing anything foreplay related to a gross-looking cock.
You have conjured up a real pickle here.
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Jun 12, 2014 22:12
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- dogcrash truther
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mine looks like the one on the statue of david
classic dick
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Jun 12, 2014 22:16
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- Blue's Clues
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 12, 2014 22:17
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- Typical Gnu
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voted 1 for my dick
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Jun 12, 2014 22:18
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- Tipps
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party in the front
business in the back
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Jun 12, 2014 22:19
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- dogcrash truther
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My dick contains allusions to many classic works of art such as Veronese's, Holy Family with Saint Barbara and Saint John the Baptist, as well as more modern works such as The Persistence of Memory. See how many you can spot!
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Jun 12, 2014 22:26
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party in the front
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Mine is of above average length and girth but has a giant vein as thick as a sharpie running across it.
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Jun 12, 2014 22:28
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 12, 2014 22:28
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- beer pal
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i shave my pubes to look like gonzo's eyes, such that my dick is gonzo's nose
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Jun 12, 2014 22:29
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 12, 2014 22:32
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Persistence of Memory isn't Modern, it's Surrealist, you knucklehead
Inspect my dick for signs that it is a clever forgery
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Jun 12, 2014 22:33
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whats the magical number of balls? most might say two, but an argument can be made for one or three.
Imagine four balls on the edge of a dick, and that's what my dick looks like.
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Jun 12, 2014 22:36
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Jun 10, 2024 10:42
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- Dicky B
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didnt read yet but im glad somebody made an ugly duck thread
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