Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

serious about jo

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


anyone wanna come over and j/o. no gay stuff.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
so ive always assumed "BF you in the M" meant "buttfuck you in the mouth" which seems difficult if not entirely impossible, can someone involved in the JO scene help me understand how that goes down? no gay stuff tho

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

nothing like a good jo thread!

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

:frogon:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lets joke about JOing and maybe arse loving, sword fights, gay stuff ironically while one hand slowly draws towards your crotch, slowly, slowly getting closer without realising it...

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


has anyone ever done this and when they get done cumming they're like ahahahahaha i'm actually gay human being and then they peace out the door of the now distraught and pyschologically broken man with a tainted power crystal

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

just felt a tingle in my c ock and balls, tigan berries while joking about rubbin cocks in probably too much detail, probably nothing though

oh there it is again, i'm sort of getting hard but im sure its unrelated

heh, jo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lonesomedwarf posted:

lets joke about JOing and maybe arse loving, sword fights, gay stuff ironically while one hand slowly draws towards your crotch, slowly, slowly getting closer without realising it...

i can touch my penis any time it has nothing to do with being gay. i just like to know it's still there all the time (esp when posting)

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Christmas Miracle posted:

i can touch my penis any time it has nothing to do with being gay. i just like to know it's still there all the time (esp when posting)

sometimes i'll just give the head a little squeeze, sometimes ut happens when im talking about gay stuff but im sure theres no correlation right

Joey Gladstone
May 26, 2003

what in the gently caress...

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
If you're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give you everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
And if you're not hungry
I'll jack u off

If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off

If you're tired of the masturbator
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if you like, I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off

I only do it for a worthy cause
Virginity or menopause
You'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off

If u really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off

And if we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off

If you're chicken baby, come on here
If you're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

lonesomedwarf posted:

lets joke about JOing and maybe arse loving, sword fights, gay stuff ironically while one hand slowly draws towards your crotch, slowly, slowly getting closer without realising it...

haha after reading this i noticed i was already had my nuts and pecker out and didnt' know it

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
lol. knife fight

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

:allears: SOUNDS GAY! :allears:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Throwdini posted:

haha after reading this i noticed i was already had my nuts and pecker out and didnt' know it

than what happen

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
I want to have a mutual JO session with a guy, not gay though because I'm not gay. After that you can stomp around on my train set like a monster while I JO some more. There's also a lot of meat in my meat freezer you can have. I've JOed on it though.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
Looking for a good christian j/o buddy. No fags.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Throwdini posted:

haha after reading this i noticed i was already had my nuts and pecker out and didnt' know it

I was already balls deep in my keyboard haha what a world, bro

Straker
Nov 10, 2005
it's funny that so many retarded uptight homophobes think playing with dicks is what makes you gay


like... really? you'd gently caress a dude with a pussy? to each their own but i'm pretty sure that's gay as hell (even if it feels better than penetrating an rear end in a top hat), i'd bang the poo poo out of a hot girl with a cock but am totally turned off by FtMs no matter how manly/beefy/twinky/whatever they are, cause i'm just not attracted to men

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Straker posted:

it's funny that so many retarded uptight homophobes think playing with dicks is what makes you gay


like... really? you'd gently caress a dude with a pussy? to each their own but i'm pretty sure that's gay as hell (even if it feels better than penetrating an rear end in a top hat), i'd bang the poo poo out of a hot girl with a cock but am totally turned off by FtMs no matter how manly/beefy/twinky/whatever they are, cause i'm just not attracted to men

Thanks, I'll add your feedback to my scientific study. *hand slowly slides down toward my man pussy without realizing it*

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
I'm a man and I had a vagina installed in my hand.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


where can i buy a jo crystal sa mart is NOT being helpful!!!! serious answers only thx and god bless :) :) :)

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
I want to suck a dick

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

In Zero We Trust posted:

I want to suck a dick

Excuse me sir, this thread is for j/o buddies. Get out of here with that gay poo poo.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I'd gently caress a dude with a pussy.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I'd gently caress a dude with a pussy.

Like a literal dude

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://imgur.com/Qdkxv4h

:nws: as gently caress

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
dust off the bro pussy

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Sounds like a bizzare adventure waiting to happen.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

mookface posted:

:nws: as gently caress

Looks like I found my new j/o buddy!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Looks like I found my new j/o buddy!

Would you?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

mookface posted:

Would you?

Bro, you've seen me post & you know I would.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Bro, you've seen me post & you know I would.

Its a nice vagina

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Yeah, there has been a thread about JO MAMA

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



  • Locked thread