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roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

It wasn't my choice to move here. Even if Texas is supreme ownage it was my parents decision that I live here. Please stop calling me a toothless redneck because I have a full set of teeth and live in the city. Tahnks.

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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



the teeth only count if they're still in your mouth FYI

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

cock hero flux posted:

the teeth only count if they're still in your mouth FYI

stfu human being

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
i am a proud latino in texas and i pray that one day we will be the texan stereotype

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
it's yr choice to stay there

Fine decision, probably, seems like a state and the United States is a good place to be b/c human rights and cockroaches

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Saint-X posted:

it's yr choice to stay there

Fine decision, probably, seems like a state and the United States is a good place to be b/c human rights and cockroaches

human rights. what are you talking about. i cant even buy liquor until 10 on a weekday

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

roboshit posted:

human rights. what are you talking about. i cant even buy liquor until 10 on a weekday

jesus, what the gently caress Texas? nvm

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.

Saint-X posted:

jesus, what the gently caress Texas? nvm

You don't need the devil's jizz if you're full of the Holy Ghost.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Turn the alamo into a gay club and burn down all of north dallas.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


SPACE HOMOS posted:

Turn the alamo into a gay club and burn down all of north dallas.

Dallas has some pretty good hospitals.

MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

:staredog: <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
Howdy, Tex!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

roboshit posted:

human rights. what are you talking about. i cant even buy liquor until 10 on a weekday

literally lmao if u dont have ur own private stock of fine liquors located in ur luxurious wine cerllar just in case u drink all the liquor in ur house to support the alcoholism born of ur idle rich lifestyle

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
why don't you jerk and suck off a cock about it, OP

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

gently caress the ROW posted:

why don't you jerk and suck off a cock about it, OP

I like the part where he calls people faggots

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Widestancer posted:

I like the part where he calls people faggots

i never called anyone a human being because at least half of texas is gay

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Ootrek posted:

i am a proud latino in texas and i pray that one day we will be the texan stereotype
unless the white people who hold the political power there make it something akin to apartheid South Africa

texas is already as libertarian as Somalia and as theocratic as Iran, it's not a stretch

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jun 30, 2014

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Texas will stay red, Fags go elsewhere we don't want you unless you want to hold up a target for gun practice

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Y-Hat posted:

not unless the white people who hold the political power there make it something akin to apartheid South Africa

texas is already as libertarian as Somalia and as theocratic as Iran, it's not a stretch

everything i do i thank the white man Rick Perry for

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
are u a steer or a queer y/n

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
What city? This is important so us Texans know whether or not to shun you.

If it's like... Lubbock, gently caress off. Otherwise we cool.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Bobby Brown posted:

are u a steer or a queer y/n

you won't see horns on ANY of the texas posters in here soooooo

http://bonhamexchange.com/

Dance Marine
Feb 17, 2014

Why dont you go and put your pink cowboy hat on OP.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

Nathilus posted:

you won't see horns on ANY of the texas posters in here soooooo

http://bonhamexchange.com/

gay ppl don't go to this one anymore fyi bonham is basically a straight club now lol burn it to the ground

9goats dead fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Jun 30, 2014

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

only steers and queers come from texas
efb

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i like dallas guys until its hot which is a lot of it so basically what ims aying is i dont like texas

i was at a bar yesterday and our waitress had a huge galatic empire tattoo on the back of her neck AND she was hot. where else you gonna see that? :texas:

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

9goats dead posted:

gay ppl don't go to this one anymore fyi bonham is basically a straight club now lol burn it to the ground

lmao this has happened to the Cape Town gay clubs as well

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

9goats dead posted:

gay ppl don't go to this one anymore fyi

Lies. I will loving CALL hoochie mama and prove it. don't test me bro. If you know what's up you're scared by just that namedrop and it's cool, I get it, it's a big one. if you dont u trash.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

wait didnt the op try to join isis and something something meth

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
Texas you are too try hard, and nobody cares no matter how loud you yell. Nobody big says how big everything is. They just gently caress. Lot of talk Texas, no gently caress.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




roboshit posted:

human rights. what are you talking about. i cant even buy liquor until 10 on a weekday

Yeah, but the trade off is you can do meth to "help study" whenever you want.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
I bet you don't need any more flames, livin' in that hot Texas heat! I hope you're having a good day and staying cool this Summer OP.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's your choice to stay there

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I took a piss on Texas when I crossed the state line.

Mess with that, stupid state.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Texas is supreme ownage and has good food to boot, other than the heat there's no a whole lot of drawbacks. Standards of living in the state can be pretty reasonable.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

you're gay, op

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
i hope the mexicans take over texas and subject the white people to some frontier justice :clint:

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




meth is not as bad for you as alcohol

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
You cannot flame that which is already flaming. -Big Tex

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

cock hero flux posted:

the teeth only count if they're still in your mouth FYI

lmao this poo poo's hosed up

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