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Nog
May 15, 2006

So Pizza Hut claims that you can choose your own toppings, but if you ask for cranberries (good for female urinary tract) on your pizza, turns out they don't even stock them. But surprise surprise, they put tomato sauce on their which helps reduce the risk of heart disease, a problem which mainly affects men. Sexism much, Pizza Hut?

What the gently caress is wrong with this country? Is this a problem in Europe too?

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


I dearm of a world where everyone can get their own pizza with whatever they want on it and everyone is fine with that

nickutz
Feb 3, 2004

Put blue and red chicken in mouth plz
Europe banned pizza because it has gluten in it i think

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
when I ordered pizza in germany they always delivered it uncut

get with it, germans

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Moridin920 posted:

when I ordered pizza in germany they always delivered it uncut

get with it, germans

Well if they served you a cut pizza they might think it's jewish.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

The Taint Reaper posted:

Well if they served you a cut pizza they might think it's jewish.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

cranberris?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
pizza threads, another relic of the days of 2.1

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
love me some 'za mang

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
But the pizzas in Jerusalem have that special meat made from marinaded foreskins ... mmmm crispy

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
maybe women should just take better care of their pissholes

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I can't believe we even still allow the Germans to have ovens.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

OP tired of being continuously proven wrong in original thread, creates parody thread to deflect his own stupidity.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Big Beef City posted:

OP tired of being continuously proven wrong in original thread, creates parody thread to deflect his own stupidity.

You're kinda creepy

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Moridin920 posted:

when I ordered pizza in germany they always delivered it uncut

get with it, germans

You are supposed to fold the pizza in half and eat it.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Jul 1, 2014

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Three Olives posted:

You are supposed to fold the pizza it in half and eat it.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Widestancer posted:

You're kinda creepy
Sempai has noticed the OP.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Al Cowens posted:

Sempai has noticed the OP.

A..a...aniki?

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


pro-est click in the history of the forums

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Three Olives posted:

You are supposed to fold the pizza in half and eat it.

i discovered that a childhood friend of mine eats pizza like this. well, folded halfs anyway.

i haven't been able to look at him quite the same way since

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Prav posted:

i discovered that a childhood friend of mine eats pizza like this. well, folded halfs anyway.

i haven't been able to look at him quite the same way since

To be serious for a second if you don't eat pizza with a fork and knife you look like an animal. If you want to do that in your own home that is between you and the room mate that will find you dead covered in pizza grease but in public get some proper manners jesus.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

To be serious for a second if you don't eat pizza with a fork and knife you look like an animal.

if eat pizza with a fork and knife you are lame

there's a reason there's a crust

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Moridin920 posted:

if eat pizza with a fork and knife you are lame

there's a reason there's a crust



Be better than a dog.

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011
Cranberries help the male urinary system as well.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Three Olives posted:



Be better than a dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW3QkJkz0_g

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:



Be better than a dog.

so finger foods are for dogs

lol

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Three Olives posted:

To be serious for a second if you don't eat pizza with a fork and knife you look like an animal. If you want to do that in your own home that is between you and the room mate that will find you dead covered in pizza grease but in public get some proper manners jesus.

come on dude

ChaoticSeven
Aug 11, 2005

Actually, heart disease is the number one killer of both men and women in the United states. So

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Nog
May 15, 2006

Maneck posted:

Cranberries help the male urinary system as well.

typical sexist logic, always trying to make it seem like this affects men as much as women.

lemme ask you a question? were men ever chained up, packed into boats, and shipped across the atlantic to work in chattel slavery? were men subjected to that for 200 years with another 100 years of jim crow laws?

come on pizza hut, cut women a break for once.

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

Oh look, another PJW thread.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Moridin920 posted:

when I ordered pizza in germany they always delivered it uncut

get with it, germans

Same in Belgium, I wasn't sure what to do the first time I ordered a pizza. Apparently it's bad manners to cut it into slices and eat with your hands too, you seriously have to cut it into bite sized pieces and eat it with a fork as if you were eating a steak or something.

But they crack a raw egg on top of it right out of the oven and it's loving amazing, so I guess there are tradeoffs.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

im pooping! posted:

I dearm of a world where everyone can get their own pizza with whatever they want on it and everyone is fine with that

incidentally all pineapple-havers were herded into the gas chambers just shortly before this.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Lamebot posted:

incidentally all pineapple-havers were herded into the gas chambers just shortly before this.

pineapple is the best pizza topping

MyronGognitti
Jun 15, 2008

by zen death robot

Jesus Christ posted:

pineapple is the best pizza topping

yeah if youre a two year old who needs fruit on his loving pizza

do you get the apple slices with your happy meal? lmao

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Jesus Christ posted:

pineapple is the best pizza topping

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

MyronGognitti posted:

yeah if youre a two year old who needs fruit on his loving pizza



TOMATOES ARE ALREADY A FRUIT!

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rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
hey look, a pizza thread. okay, well bye!

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