how to tell if someone goon irl?

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The Booty: Sweet niblets

My idea is to give someone the middle finger and if that person doesn't beat the poo poo out of you then they're a goooooon.

The Booty fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jul 19, 2014

# ? Jul 18, 2014 23:57

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 09:41

dogcrash truther

cuck em

# ? Jul 18, 2014 23:59

GoodbyeTurtles

whip out your dilz and wave it around in a circle

i hope this helps op

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:00

Looke

they look goony and smell of b.o

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:02

treasure bear

ask them if they have stairs in their house

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:09

The Booty: Sweet niblets

Cumt posted:

ask them if they have stairs in their house

This is the best one yet.

The Booty fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Jul 19, 2014

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:13

WhenInRome

ask them "does the bacon narwhal" then punch them

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:15

GoodbyeTurtles

murder them with a heavy blunt object and if they whisper 'im gay' in their dying breath then they are goonkin

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:16

Pinche Rudo

Wave a healthy vegetable like kale or chard at them if they recoil in horror they are of the goon tribe

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:32

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

The Booty posted:

this is the best one yet

its p good and a better way would be to break in to their house and photograph their stairs. show them the picture and say 'there are stairs in your house'

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:34

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Cumt posted:

ask them if they have stairs in their house

this happened to me once arriving at a goon meet and it was one of the most awkward moments of my life

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:35

The Booty: Sweet niblets

Do you do these all at once or do you roll dice and do one?

The Booty fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 19, 2014

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:35

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

its not dnd nerd. cant roll a dice

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:37

GoodbyeTurtles

The Booty posted:

do u do these all at once or do u roll dice and do 1

my new dog posted:

its not dnd nerd. cant roll a dice

you can tell someone is a goon b/c they will try to roll a dice to decide how to greet you

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:38

The Booty: Sweet niblets

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

you can tell someone is a goon b/c they will try to roll a dice to decide how to greet you

Holy poo poo that's genius.

The Booty fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 19, 2014

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:39

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

The Booty posted:

holy poo poo thats genius

if they have a purple and green dice theyre og byob

# ? Jul 19, 2014 00:41

Savage For The Winjun

Bo-Pepper posted:

this happened to me once arriving at a goon meet and it was one of the most awkward moments of my life

i dont get it

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:34

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Twilight Matrix posted:

i dont get it

there is no context where hearing do you have stairs in your house that doesn't make you really reconsider that maybe you aren't making all the best choices in your life

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:38

treasure bear

Bo-Pepper posted:

there is no context where hearing do you have stairs in your house that doesn't make you really reconsider that maybe you aren't making all the best choices in your life

someone said it to me before i was a goon

so here i am

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:40

joke_explainer

dogcrash truther posted:

cuck em

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:45

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Close your eyes and smell.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:55

poverty goat

Bo-Pepper posted:

there is no context where hearing do you have stairs in your house that doesn't make you really reconsider that maybe you aren't making all the best choices in your life

if a stranger ever asks me i will just answer yes/no

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:56

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

gggiiimmmppp posted:

if a stranger ever asks me i will just answer yes/no

but you will know someone thought you would know the answer

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:56

poverty goat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:58

WhenInRome

the correct response is "um yeah...do you not have stairs in your house? lol your house loving sucks youre probably a poor"

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:58

City of Glompton

I think some people are goons, but they just don't know it yet...

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:00

cool biRd pics: you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

lots of cool Ironic responses in this thread, keep it up!!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:10

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

cool biRd pics posted:

lots of cool Ironic responses in this thread, keep it up!!

wait should we respond seriously because there's no real answer to the op's question in that case please let me know how to proceed

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:11

alnilam

What is this stairs thing is this a SA joke i don't get

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:11

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

god i'm so confused now

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:14

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

alnilam posted:

What is this stairs thing is this a SA joke i don't get

it's an old story about a pusher robot that like pushes you down the stairs, you can also say are you protected, I'll see if I can find the story
*eta found it
http://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space/1/

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:17

playground tough

stairs?

protected. :smuggo:

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:21

Dotcom Jillionaire: Social distortion

nooo stop revealing the secrets you're snowdening all over the place!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 03:22

alnilam

Omg i used to watch the flash movie of The Laziest Men On Mars - Terrible Secret of Space and i had no idea it was an SA thing this was years before i knew of SA :aaaaa: