goth thread

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > goth thread

«‹›3 »

i am he

im goth, i like my coffee black, because of the darkness that consumes my mind

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:50

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 29, 2024 20:09

i am he

waitress: here's your coffee, need any sugar or cream?
me: *gestures with hands at my all black outfit, silver metal accessories*

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:51

i am he

mom: clean your room
me: its a reflection of my soul. an illustration of the chaos that resides within me.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

mags fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jul 27, 2014

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:58

i am he

CAT BRUSH posted:

are goths still relevant/funny?

well, no to the former, but the latter? we're finding out right now, together

# ? Jul 27, 2014 01:59

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

mags fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jul 27, 2014

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:01

Noctis Horrendae

i write gay poetry

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:02

bwatts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devonshire_Arms#Dress_code

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:02

bwatts

goth bartender: whaddaya havin'?
me, in a goth pub in camden: i'll take a pint of doom bar.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:04

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Any cute goth yobbers in the LA area wana go out with byob superstar drilldo squirt?

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:04

i am he

cute goth girl: hey you're cute
me: *blank stare into the distance* i know, so are you. but the real question is: can you handle wh[pfthththht *hair stuck in mouth*

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:05

i am he

Bureaus Watts posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devonshire_Arms#Dress_code

In popular culture

Shots of the interior of The Devonshire Arms, including some of its artwork, featured in "Goths",[3] an episode from a 2003 BBC anthology series, Spine Chillers.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:06

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

mags fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jul 27, 2014

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:08

i am he

producer: ok, goth tv show, sounds good, sounds hot, but, what do we call it?
goth (w/ white faice paint and eyeshadow) *whispering*: spiiiine chillers
producer: whoa! perfect!

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:09

bwatts

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:11

Dotcom Jillionaire: Social distortion

i know what you mean i'm totally goth too

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:12

i am he

goth guy walking with normal guy

guy: sooo why do you make your face white? and dye your hair black?
goth: the contrast between white and black, light and dark, illustrates the duality of good and evil. it i--*wallet chain gets stuck on door handle* poo poo poo poo poo poo

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:13

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:15

i am he

http://www.goth.net/forums/viewforum.php?f=25&sid=d2e910f8380096731286266bad5535a1

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:19

i am he

Something else you could do with that would be use a raven or something to replace the bar going into the house so it looks like the bird has the wire in its mouth. For the 2nd wire, a shorter bird just below the main one would work. Or use a two-headed gargoyle.

How much weight can that line support? That would be my first concern just because you would likely be adding a lot of weight to the spacers unless you used two materials to make the spiders.

As for the design of said spiders, I'd likely look at trying to make several diffrent designs. While a dozen+ spiders would look interesting, if you shaped them to look like some wer weaving the line, some were crawling over it, and the occasional one was repeling off the line (I'd see if they made a clear spacer I could use, or lacking that just make it purely decorative) to make it look a little more varied.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:20

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

satan is the only cool goth

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:27

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

i know what you mean i'm totally goth too

I'd have sex with this woman.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:28

i am he

I'm goth, but i work out a lot. The "strong goth," thats what some people call me, because im stronger than your typical goth.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:29

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

i am he posted:

I'm goth, but i work out a lot. The "strong goth," thats what some people call me, because im stronger than your typical goth.

I have a goth fetish but I'm not goth myself.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:30

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

drilldo squirt posted:

I'd have sex with this woman.

she's gross and uninteresting looking

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:31

i am he

Goths think all manner of hosed up poo poo these days. Spiders areg ood, clowns aren't scary, israel is justified, just some examples of the more "out there" opinions many goths are adopting, in an attempt to stay on the fringes of alternative culture.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:33

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

goth zionist sounds like a good goth band name

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:35

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

CAT BRUSH posted:

she's gross and uninteresting looking

I'd use her pigtails like bike handles and ride her.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:37

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

drilldo squirt posted:

I'd use her pigtails like bike handles and ride her.

she doesn't have wheels and would crawl really slowly

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:38

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

goths are into cosplay too

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:41

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

or is he emo

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:41

i am he

CAT BRUSH posted:

she doesn't have wheels and would crawl really slowly

me: giddy up!!
she: ugh, whats the point? every second i spend alive is just one more i could be spending dead.
me: go horsey go!

# ? Jul 27, 2014 02:44

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

i am he posted:

me: giddy up!!
she: ugh, whats the point? every second i spend alive is just one more i could be spending dead.
me: go horsey go!

# ? Jul 27, 2014 03:09

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Seriously though, I would have sex with her and use her pigtails as leverage while I pound her butthole raw.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 03:10

i am he

goth kid has to meet with teacher after class because of poor performance on tests

teacher: Charlie, you're really going to need to make some changes if you want to pass this class. why don't you join me after school for some remedial geography? i think it could really help you out.
goth: what is.... earth?
teacher: well, we can talk more about that if you let me help you study for the upcoming exam.
goth: it's nothing but a prison. a decaying orb in this empy, cold, and harsh universe.
teacher: you're going to fail

# ? Jul 27, 2014 03:15