i haven't shit solid in months

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MY BF LESLIE SAID: by Lowtax

and they always smell like corned beef hash (i only eat corned beef has once a fortnight)

# ? Jul 27, 2014 16:27

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TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

and they always smell like corned beef hash (i only eat corned beef has once a fortnight)

Your liver is probably failing. Or you drink too much caffine and animal fat.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 16:28

SirEvelynTremble: FUCK YOU HITLER
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Colon transplant's your only option

# ? Jul 27, 2014 16:31

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nice, cool.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 16:32

Faux-Ass Nonsense: by Lowtax

eat a bunch of gnocchi

# ? Jul 27, 2014 16:45

Philthy

Probiotics

# ? Jul 27, 2014 16:46

Fairly passive: Not as productive as I should be

I've given up coffee and tea. Now I'm backed up all the time and I can feel the weight of the chunks of raw broccoli in my colon.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 16:51

TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

Fairly passive posted:

I've given up coffee and tea. Now I'm backed up all the time and I can feel the weight of the chunks of raw broccoli in my colon.

drink more animal fat

# ? Jul 27, 2014 16:51

RideTheSpiral

Conbiotics

# ? Jul 27, 2014 17:00

Brainworm: ...one of these--
As he hath spices of them all, not all,
For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd...

Low carb it. You'll only poo poo once a week. It'll be neutron-star dense and so solid you'll swear The Thing is sodomizing you from the inside.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:43

Filippo Corridoni: I'm the fuckin' man
You don't get it, do ya?

you must be so goddam unhealthy

# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:44

psyopmonkey: by Lowtax

I have poo problems too. I dont poo solid. Its not best at all.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:45

Pannus

maybe you have crohn's disease op

# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:46

Chamale: I'm helping!

if you eat 2 pounds of carrots you get really crumbly orange poo poo

Source: My Butthole

# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:48

FAGGY CLAUSE: by FactsAreUseless

i just took a poo poo that looked like someone paper shredded a trader joes bag and soaked it in water for a few days

# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:49

TOILETLORD: by XyloJW

can we all agree its the best when you have a light fart your entire log plops out no effort and its a zero wipe.

# ? Jul 27, 2014 18:50

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Maybe get your mind off of it by making cat poop cookies

Jackie Smith posted:

These showstoppers are great at parties. For added effect, mix in coconut (tapeworms) ramen noodles (roundworms), or peanuts. You can also coat the scoop with melted chocolate for a startling effect.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/cat-poop-cookies-ii/

Or some other type of arts and crafts

# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:00

vyst

Are you fat OP?

# ? Jul 27, 2014 19:52

OMFG FURRY: [snarky comment]

have some yogurt

# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:12

naem

Eat healthier

# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:13

ilikedirt: king of posting

oh yea op the n what,,,, do u call this thread?????? :owned:

# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:20

porkchop_express

less anal sex or more or at least just have dad pull out

# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:44

Decebal

Do some Oxys OP ! It will solidify that poo in no time & you have a nice time while you wait

# ? Jul 27, 2014 20:45

Pendent: The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius

I used to have the same problem op. Eventually I realized it was because my body doesn't do well with coffee. Lots of nice solid shits since. Hth

# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:17

BrawndoTQ

dontcareaboutname posted:

can we all agree its the best when you have a light fart your entire log plops out no effort and its a zero wipe.

most def

# ? Jul 27, 2014 21:18

Cthulu Carl

OP, I just want to let you know I just pooped and it was so solid that my first wipe was so clean I had to go in again because I thought I might have missed my bumhole. :smug: