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hey guys, with all the talk of broke brains/sad brains/ironic not ironic st louis racism and ironic beheadings, we lost what brought us all here. see if goons went on dates with each other maybe we could learn to love again im forum user pon de bundy, i had plat before m'ladies but i was banned for posting goatse and it was taken away by the mods. but tahts my posting persona, see in real life, i am a 26 year old albanian american with many good qualities. -good at counterstrike -former everquest player(former so i have self control) -my dad owns a pawn shop -i have lots of money and free time -i'm muslim but not too strict  attached is a photo of me so you know im here to network with other goons oh and im gay
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hi im a fat ugly waste of oxygen and i'm desperate for the touch of a woman. please either love me or buy me a gun to shoot myself with.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:28
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Congrats on inheriting Robin Williams' hairy forearms.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:28
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i'm already taken but i'm always up for a cuck pm me, guys
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Aug 18, 2014 21:29
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I'm just the wingman.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:30
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Maybe goon love is the best love?
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Aug 18, 2014 21:31
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Can someone from way back tell us some stories from the old Goon Love threads ? Thanks guys ! 
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Aug 18, 2014 21:33
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i don't understand why this isn't working.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:35
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Pon de Bundy posted:see if goons went on dates with each other maybe we could learn to love again i'll have to say no to that one, jimmy.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:36
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Pon de Bundy posted:i don't understand why this isn't working. show us yours nips
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Aug 18, 2014 21:36
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27 straight male Dallas, TX - Former EVE online player (former - self control) - Automobile owner (hyundai automobile, late model) - Good with my body orifices and appendages (fart control, finger control, tongue control) - Full size bed w/ new comforter set - Fertile semen Looking for - Hot, cool woman get at me
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Aug 18, 2014 21:37
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Are you from Michigan OP ? A lot of Albanians in Michigan, sadly 
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Aug 18, 2014 21:37
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Pon de Bundy posted:i have lots of money exactly how much money are we talking here
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Aug 18, 2014 21:37
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dick posts should be mandatory so nobody goes into anything blind
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Aug 18, 2014 21:37
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Pon de Bundy posted:i don't understand why this isn't working. you do not have PMs or any contact information, i do though so hit me up instead ma'ams/mens
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Aug 18, 2014 21:38
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hi im cute
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Aug 18, 2014 21:38
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mirin dem delts OP
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Aug 18, 2014 21:39
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i be that pretty mother fucker
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Aug 18, 2014 21:39
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macky2dope posted:hi gently caress up if true
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Aug 18, 2014 21:40
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uhh please don't look at my physical body, my reprensentation of who i am is NOT MY PHYSICAL BODY it's my mind. and yes I do live in michigan.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:41
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oh also im a tiny dykey lady, i like to make both men and women cry
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Aug 18, 2014 21:41
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don't want any cuties hell naw, gimme some ugly incel motherfuckers i'll make em scream
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Aug 18, 2014 21:41
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I also have an AK. Let's go shooting man !
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Aug 18, 2014 21:43
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Lt. Dans Legs posted:show us yours nips are your nips hairier than your arms? this is critical
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macky2dope posted:oh also im a tiny dykey lady, i like to make both men and women cry hot, pm me
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Aug 18, 2014 21:44
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I'm shithouse Dave, I'm a legal adult, i live in a house and I drive a Chevy. Having these attractive features naturally I am already married so you're poo poo outta luck there son.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:44
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Pon de Bundy posted:hey guys, Reported to FBI
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Aug 18, 2014 21:45
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Hi, I'm desperately lonely but also my self-esteem is low that I'm pretty sure I don't deserve love.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:46
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boom boom boom posted:Hi, I'm desperately lonely but also my self-esteem is low that I'm pretty sure I don't deserve love. same
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Pon de Bundy posted:uhh please don't look at my physical body, my reprensentation of who i am is NOT MY PHYSICAL BODY it's my mind. and yes I do live in michigan. Your husk is like a coconut. A hairy, hard exterior, but inside full of creamy milk.
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boom boom boom posted:Hi, I'm desperately lonely but also my self-esteem is low that I'm pretty sure I don't deserve love. go with your gut
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Aug 18, 2014 21:46
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Kirk Johnson posted:mirin dem delts OP
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boom boom boom posted:Hi, I'm desperately lonely but also my self-esteem is low that I'm pretty sure I don't deserve love. I have pretty low self esteem although I'm not particularly lonely either. I can't decide if the inability to be alone is a sign of weakness or a respectable survival trait.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:48
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Thread is better than Tinder so far.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:49
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any asian women sign up, hook me up
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Aug 18, 2014 21:49
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will have sex with anything hit me up
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Aug 18, 2014 21:50
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boom boom boom posted:Hi, I'm desperately lonely but also my self-esteem is low that I'm pretty sure I don't deserve love. everyone deserves love, except maybe pedos i guess, and me because i am ruthless machine destined only to post. NutritiousSnack posted:any asian women sign up, hook me up I have black hair and can do that racist thing with my eyes, is the woman part a dealbreaker?
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Aug 18, 2014 21:51
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I have a GBS girlfriend.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:51
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NutritiousSnack posted:any asian women sign up, hook me up 2 of my last 5 matches have been asian. i'm only swiping right, so its not bias on my side lol
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My arms feel tingly.
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