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Lil Cunty


i'm at work posting on byob like i always do, just checking up on my pizza safety thread no problemo, and some customers came in and they were looking at shirts and stuff and then they left and then they came back and were like "this may sound weird but are you posting in byob on the something awful forums?"

turns out they are gbs goons from connecticut and now my secret identity has been compromised

you guys no joke this really just happened what do i do now?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Well, we're going to have to 'take care' of them

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
it sounds like you're going to have to burn everything and start over with a parachute account. that or

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Well, we're going to have to 'take care' of them

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


did you tell them your screen-name? did you get theirs?

treasure bear

etsy link

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
who the gently caress like outs other goons in the street? That is messed up, man

Lil Cunty


Angry Fish posted:

it sounds like you're going to have to burn everything and start over with a parachute account. that or

nooooooooooo
i've had this account for almost 8 years i'll be damned if i'm getting a new one

i hate to "take care" of them because they seemed really nice but i'm at loose ends here

Sleepy Sip

guess we've gotta give 'em the old ''BYOB Hello''(this means kill them)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:

nooooooooooo
i've had this account for almost 8 years i'll be damned if i'm getting a new one

i hate to "take care" of them because they seemed really nice but i'm at loose ends here

I happen to be in a business where I take care of 'loose ends'

I'll need their names and a brief description of their physical; characteristics.

Lil Cunty


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

did you tell them your screen-name? did you get theirs?

i don't think they got my screen name but they saw my pizza thread and are probably putting two and two together AS WE SPEAK

Lil Cunty


i don't even know their names i was too startled to think clearly or act fast


they could be anywhere

they could be any one of you

City of Glompton

maybe they're cool gibbisers and will keep it to themselves? :ohdear:

i am he

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Siluvayne posted:

maybe they're cool gibbisers and will keep it to themselves? :ohdear:

lol

Lil Cunty



i'm doomed

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WD-40 posted:

i don't even know their names i was too startled to think clearly or act fast


they could be anywhere

they could be any one of you

ok god dammit WD-40 it was me

i was ordering a pizza

i was the guy in the red shirt

you seem less byob material and more reddit tbqh.

i also found your youtube channel wow 2million users? jeez la weez haha that is some very byob poo poo hey guys check out wd-40:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX-HIEwE1QM

Sleepy Sip

show yourself or else

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Angry Fish posted:

ok god dammit WD-40 it was me

i was ordering a pizza

i was the guy in the red shirt

you seem less byob material and more reddit tbqh.

i also found your youtube channel wow 2million users? jeez la weez haha that is some very byob poo poo hey guys check out wd-40:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX-HIEwE1QM

we should also 'take care' of angry fish, imo

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

we should also 'take care' of angry fish, imo

:sidvicious:

Lil Cunty


Angry Fish posted:

ok god dammit WD-40 it was me

i was ordering a pizza

i was the guy in the red shirt

you seem less byob material and more reddit tbqh.

i also found your youtube channel wow 2million users? jeez la weez haha that is some very byob poo poo hey guys check out wd-40:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX-HIEwE1QM

that girl is def not me

i am not as hott

but more annoying

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

we should also 'take care' of angry fish, imo

i'm close i could take care of this this afternoon

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


HUSKY DILF posted:

i'm close i could take care of this this afternoon

I will leave it up to your discretion.

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I will leave it up to your discretion.

theres a matter of payment

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


HUSKY DILF posted:

theres a matter of payment

:heysexy:

Lil Cunty


sleepy sip really fast if you are reading this

black and green

or

purple and teal?

no time to explain but tell me really fast before i leave work which you prefer

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill

:agreed: :gizz:

Sleepy Sip

WD-40 posted:

sleepy sip really fast if you are reading this

black and green

or

purple and teal?

no time to explain but tell me really fast before i leave work which you prefer

black and green also i love you

Lil Cunty


Sleepy Sip posted:

black and green also i love you

thanks bb kiss kiss

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
another byob success story

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Qwerinty posted:

another byob success story

Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
*interrupts u*
ugh
forgive me
*laughs nervously*
are you, ugh
*looks left and right*
are you posting on ugh,
*leans over*
are you posting on, ugh, something awful?

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


honestly you should have expected this after mentioning all the people in town for pax. maybe you should keep an eye on gbs for the upcoming "omg i met some goon" thread. :v:

just be glad they didn't ask about stairs.

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Ape Fist posted:

*interrupts u*
ugh
forgive me
*laughs nervously*
are you, ugh
*looks left and right*
are you posting on ugh,
*leans over*
are you posting on, ugh, something awful?

put a red hanky in your left back pocket and tap your foot twice for yes

verily carefree

Kimmalah posted:

honestly you should have expected this after mentioning all the people in town for pax. maybe you should keep an eye on gbs for the upcoming "omg i met some goon" thread. :v:

just be glad they didn't ask about stairs.

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
they might not have known exactly who you were until you told them exactly who you were :( just now :(

Lil Cunty


Kimmalah posted:

honestly you should have expected this after mentioning all the people in town for pax. maybe you should keep an eye on gbs for the upcoming "omg i met some goon" thread. :v:

just be glad they didn't ask about stairs.

yeah but that was for yobbers not goons!

Kimmalah

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


with luck, the thread made them crave pizza and then the pizza curse will claim its first life.

Lil Cunty


WetNightmare posted:

they might not have known exactly who you were until you told them exactly who you were :( just now :(

aaaaaaaaa I can't stop doxxing myself

Senior Management



If everyone makes a thread about ordering pizza and having a goon delivery boy then they won't know who among us is Spartacus.

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joke_explainer


It's best you never let yourself find out who you are. yobbers privvy to their own personal details face a far greater risk to themselves, historically the #1 cause of death among yobbers

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