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i tied up a condom and placed it just where people would see it when they looked into my room. now everyone thinkjs ive had sex...
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edit: fixed a spelling error
bwatts fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Oct 5, 2014
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Oct 5, 2014 17:42
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- Adbot
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Jun 8, 2024 08:51
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- bwatts
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ive singled out somebody who i determined was weaker than me and now i make fun of them in front of everyone. might not be the traditional 'trolling' but thats pretty trolly if you ask me
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Oct 5, 2014 17:43
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- Looke
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ejaculating into a condom tying it off and then leaving it somewhere so that eventually the gases from the decomposing semen explode the condom and get someone soaked in my ejaculate
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Oct 5, 2014 17:43
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- bwatts
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i lied and told somebody i was a smoker to fit in with them. now they give me cigarettes all the time and im just piling them up in my bedroom
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Oct 5, 2014 17:44
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- bwatts
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1) catch a cold
2) sneakily sneeze on people around you
3) ???>??
4) profit
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Oct 5, 2014 17:45
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- Looke
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i tell my flatmates that i don't like take away so now every time they order it i eat it and they don't suspect me because they believe i don't like it
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Oct 5, 2014 17:46
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- FartGhost
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i go to church even though im not religious so i spread all my dark godless energy all over the place
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Oct 5, 2014 17:49
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- bwatts
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i go to church even though im not religious so i spread all my dark godless energy all over the place
that not an ok thing to do you sick piece of poo poo.
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Oct 5, 2014 17:50
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- Looke
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1. tell girl I put condom on
2. have sex with her
3. ????
4. have baby
le epic
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Oct 5, 2014 17:51
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- Captain No-mates
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this one time i was talking to this girl at a bar and she seemed pretty into me and then i dropped the fact that i was in a comitted relationship and had no time for her wiles.
get this though: i'm not in a relationship at all 
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Oct 5, 2014 17:54
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- Captain No-mates
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when i get take out with my housemates they always seem to get my pal josh's order wrong since he's gluten intolerant. its uncanny, basically every time!
well guess what: when i order i do it wrong on purpose just to get his goat
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Oct 5, 2014 17:58
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- bwatts
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i deliberately buy the same version of pokemon as my friend so we cant get the version exclusive 'mons.
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Oct 5, 2014 18:01
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- Looke
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when i got to visit friends up north they tell me to get a day rider bus ticket so i don't have to pay a lot. i ask for singles instead
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Oct 5, 2014 18:03
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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i deliberately buy the same version of pokemon as my friend so we cant get the version exclusive 'mons.
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Oct 5, 2014 18:03
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- Rahgozar
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i deliberately buy the same version of pokemon as my friend so we cant get the version exclusive 'mons.
brutal
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Oct 5, 2014 18:08
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- Looke
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Oct 5, 2014 18:10
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- Bwee
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i deliberately buy the same version of pokemon as my friend so we cant get the version exclusive 'mons.
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Oct 5, 2014 18:23
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- FluffieDuckie
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when a friend invites me to a party and says "please, no gifts" i always bring one. they're like "oh, you shouldn't have" and i'm like i know
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Oct 5, 2014 18:31
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- smoobles
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im a huge gay idiot
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Oct 5, 2014 19:28
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- FluffieDuckie
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itt smoobles trolls himself
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Oct 5, 2014 19:29
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- posting smiling
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when election season rolls around i register as a republican. then i donate money to the republican candidate and attend rallies and other events for the candidate. at this point, the dweebs in the numbers department are high fiving themselves, basically sure they have my vote and incorporating that data into their projections. but come election day? oh, you know i'm voting green
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Oct 5, 2014 19:53
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- Slot
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sometimes I chil in a cave because the ligt turns my peopl einto big rocks when we go out into the sun
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Oct 5, 2014 20:03
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- Defo Not ICUCMECU
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I like to use the right lane as the passing lane and the left lane as the slow lane
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Oct 5, 2014 20:05
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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anal troll gangtags now please
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Oct 5, 2014 20:20
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- FluffieDuckie
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me too, I got murder 1 reduced to Ultimate Trolling 2 with sentence of internet cred and hi-fives.
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Oct 5, 2014 20:44
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- my new dog
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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I saw a rape and did nothing
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Oct 5, 2014 21:23
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- bird.
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my room mate asks for non-fat milk but i pretend i didn't hear it and buy whole
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Oct 5, 2014 21:47
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- my new dog
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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a little needle in my hand injcets a timed nano capsule of aids blood. Ill sneak by your funeral in 10 years..
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Oct 5, 2014 21:56
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- bwatts
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i occasionally remove the light bulbs from my own cars tail lights so i get pulled over and ticketed, haha wasted a small amount of your time officer, im rich as hell this ticket doesnt matter
you aren't rich. you're poor. that trolling does not make sens.
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Oct 6, 2014 00:02
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Jun 8, 2024 08:51
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- bwatts
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get out of my thread you're being belligerent
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