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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
All the other companies, Apple, HP, Lenovo, these guys HATE making money and do so only incidentally. Microsoft, however? They only care about profit. These losers make me sick. If anyone deserves to have the dollar sign in their name, it's Microsoft.

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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
(after typing Microsoft as Micro$Oft) I hope someone notices that i spelled Microsoft as Micro$Oft

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Only get software approved by the F$F

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
nice Microshaft op

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
mikkkro$oft loseblows eight point one my balls

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
miKKKro$hit is the new hotness

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
dammit

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
posting in this thread to satirize my love of funny c0k-8ter

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
Very fresh and original jokes fellas, ha ha

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
Anroid. Lmfao

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
using F$f is a good idea


what about £pple

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you
qa confidential as relevant as ever

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newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

echinopsis posted:

using F$f is a good idea


what about £pple

cool royksop debut single

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
godspeed op. Voted 5

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

god why do people do this fake school assignment bullshit

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

microdollarsignoft

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

i love money but im not in love with money

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012

A Pinball Wizard posted:

god why do people do this fake school assignment bullshit

Jesus loving christ.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

A Pinball Wizard posted:

god why do people do this fake school assignment bullshit

reddit kramer

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
op how do you suggest i show my dislike for former president george w bush

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


makkkro$hit wangblow$ $ukkks!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Condiv posted:

makkkro$hit wangblow$ $ukkks!

same but youre po$ts

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


dsyp :classiclol:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


1/5

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
micro$oft earns its name by dicking its customers over in the easiest way possible. it just grabs you by the hips and rams itself in there.

Apple does it gently, wines and dines you first. calls you Jennifer and sensually inserts itself into the gaping void that is your life.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
actually apple is the really hot one you have to wine and dine (ice wine and non-chain food) and once you finally get to date her she wont let you see your old friends anymore

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

newreply.php posted:

actually apple is the really hot one you have to wine and dine (ice wine and non-chain food) and once you finally get to date her she wont let you see your old friends anymore

your old friends from microsoft office come to visit you one day. they've changed; they're constantly hitting you up for money and want to do fewer things

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

newreply.php posted:

actually apple is the really hot one you have to wine and dine (ice wine and non-chain food) and once you finally get to date her she wont let you see your old friends anymore

always remember that classy ladies have the best secrets

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

duTrieux. posted:

always remember that classy ladies have the best secrets

there's a Jennifer Lawrence joke here

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
Netcraft confirms op is gay

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
which one is your drug dealer

pram
Jun 10, 2001

text editor posted:

Netcraft confirms op is gay

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
remember when being super mad at microsoft was a thing because they were ruthless efficient market operators?

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
holy poo poo slashdot doesn't have that gates borg icon for microsoft any more

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

echinopsis posted:

which one is your drug dealer

it's u

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


as long as he's not being super racist/sexist/terrible who cares, sometimes the fyad troll threads are funny

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

but usually (no they will) not :xd:!!

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

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