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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
22 muntes, 6 days and 8 farts

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
1:40 up 14 days, 12:58, 2 users, load averages: 1.14 1.54 1.56

I still don't know what load averages means

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Silver Alicorn posted:

I still don't know what load averages means

it means how often you crank one out in front of it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
those numbers should be a LOT higher then

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
power-mac-g4:/ root# uptime
1:51 up 11 days, 13:57, 2 users, load averages: 0.23 0.15 0.10

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we got some nice numbers in here boys but who is gonig to be the first to beat 30. no cheating! i'll buy whomeever beats 30 first a new avatar (of my exclusive choice)

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
20:21:40 up 28 days, 12:48, 1 user, load average: 0.67, 0.29, 0.16

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

echinopsis posted:

we got some nice numbers in here boys but who is gonig to be the first to beat 30. no cheating! i'll buy whomeever beats 30 first a new avatar (of my exclusive choice)

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Silver Alicorn posted:

1:40 up 14 days, 12:58, 2 users, load averages: 1.14 1.54 1.56

I still don't know what load averages means

its the ratio of instructions issued versus instructions completed, as an average over 1, 5 and 15 (i think) minutes

less than 1 means there were fewer instructions issued than the computer has the ability to complete, so your computer is idling

more than 1 means there were more instructions issued than completed, so your computer is having a tough time of it!!

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

is that the compy you were on when you opened this thread

if so, you're gonna lose all your cool poo poo. you want that?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

echinopsis posted:

is that the compy you were on when you opened this thread

if so, you're gonna lose all your cool poo poo. you want that?

what are you going to do break into it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nah i mean i said id buy an av but you cant cheat like log onto a server at your work and use that. and he might lose all his cool avatar things coz i would just put a picture there. does he want that?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
anyway going to bed will resolve this serioes issue tomorrow nitght

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



ahem, my mobile telecommunications device is definitely a computer

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
code:
HAILSATAN$uptime
10:02  up 1 day, 18:57, 11 users, load averages: 3.43 3.84 3.56

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
0:03:39:43

Windows keep force update restarting me...
Also I think it pauses when I put my compy in sleep mode.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
16:07 up 16 days, 15:54, 6 users, load averages: 2,00 1,88 1,83

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
before i got am acbook i turned my computer off every night

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
My iPhone prolly has a low uptime too because coworker keeps showing me new bugs he finds that crashes and force-restarts it.

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
my uptime is 1

Alzabo
Oct 23, 2002

You watched it, you can't unwatch it.


Patch Tuesday is coming up. . .

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

39 minutes... and counting!

57Hz
Jan 27, 2009

A white-noise buzzing sound.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
if your uptime exceeds 4 hours you should seek medical assistance immediately

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i cant find the uptime on windows 8 ctrl alt del and dont care enough to take the time to look for it

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

obstipator posted:

i cant find the uptime on windows 8 ctrl alt del and dont care enough to take the time to look for it



ctrl shift esc for task manager then performance tab i think

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
posting without reading

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



2 days 3 hrs :(

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
420 days 69 hours

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Silver Alicorn posted:

1:40 up 14 days, 12:58, 2 users, load averages: 1.14 1.54 1.56

I still don't know what load averages means

it's the average size of your yogurts

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

it's over 9000, OP

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Variable_H posted:

ahem, my mobile telecommunications device is definitely a computer



what up 102 hour uptime on android phone buddy :respek:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
anyone gonna claim the prize i aint giving out poo poo for people posting their work computers uptimes. personal posting machines only

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:
my posting station died yesterday and it was while working from home :argh:

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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

obstipator posted:

i cant find the uptime on windows 8 ctrl alt del and dont care enough to take the time to look for it



install uptime.exe

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/232243

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