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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
The cutting room floor is a cool site full of cut content in games. check it out!!: !HERE!

https://tcrf.net/Pachi_Com_%28MSX%29

quote:

.SHIKO SHIKO PYU PYU
translated:
Masturbation noises. (SHLICK SHLICK SPRAY SPRAY)

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Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

I'm a big fan of this site and unused content in general. Farewell. *digs hole to center of the earth and then dies*

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

My favorites

https://tcrf.net/Erika_to_Satoru_no_Yume_Bouken

quote:

Programmer "Hidemushi" left a particularly vulgar message for his co-workers which is accessible after waiting an hour and a half at the ending screen and pressing a combination of buttons on both controllers.

"Mmm, that's a nostalgic song playing. Those were good times. Meanwhile, who the hell are these people with this project? I'm so glad it's over. You think it's nothing but good memories? Hell no! Let's use this space to give out some thanks.
First off, Kaoru Ogura, who ran off with some guy in the middle of the project. Yes, you, you bastard. Don't show up at the office without showering after having sex 6 times the previous night. Next, Tatsuya Ōhashi. Yes, you, you bastard. Don't give me your flippant poo poo — coming in late on the day we ship the ROM like nothing's amiss. You can give me all the porn you want; I'm not forgetting that one. All that loving weight you put on. No wonder you paid out 18,000 yen and still got nothing but a kiss out of it. Kenji Takano, Namco debugger. You are a part-timer; don't dick around with the project planner. And finally, Kiyoharu Gotō, the biggest thorn to my side in this project. Yes, you, you bastard. Once I get a time machine, I’m sending you back to the Edo period. Go do your riddles over there.

Ahh, that's a load off... wait, no it's not. Kiyoharu Gotō — yes, you, you bastard. Aaaagh, just disappear already.

Come to think of it, some people were helpful to me, too. Mr. Okada, who took all the good stuff. I know all about your abnormal tendencies. Yamagishi, who swore off soaplands until the project was over. Go ahead, knock yourself out now. Iwata, who joined in midway and gave it all he had. Sorry I yelled at you. Keep hanging in there. Fujimura, Udopyu, you probably had it the worst of all. Thanks. I mean it. Gotō's the one to hate here. Also, Takayama, Kudō, Suzuki, Makki, Kaneko, Aihara, Sato (the angel of my heart), Iga. Thanks, everyone.

Yoko-G, good work. This game is dedicated to your wife's birthday."

https://tcrf.net/Ganso_Saiyuuki

quote:

Hidden in the game's graphics is a rather perverted message from the game's designer. The last two lines rhyme, like a playful singsong.

26 years old, born 1960 in Toyokawa City, Aichi Prefecture. ...
I wanna lick your pussy!
I want a perverted miss. I like vagina and the clitoris!

Jawtramp
Nov 27, 2010

by XyloJW

Average Bear posted:

The cutting room floor is a cool site full of cut content in games. check it out!!: !HERE!

https://tcrf.net/Pachi_Com_%28MSX%29

from the same game but the Famicom version: https://tcrf.net/Pachi_Com_(NES)

code:
I'M SAYING WHAT I WANT FROM HERE ON IN !!
Mr. GOUHARA from JPM planning does absolutely nothing but gives me all sorts of crap anyway. SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!

DEG/NANA/KOYA from company "T" [presumably Toshiba EMI]
You RETARDS say one thing, then something else later all the time. I worked ALL NIGHT working on what you told me to; don't say to me "it was better before"! Who the hell do you think is going to play this, with its boring bonus stage and the balls that get stuck? If you use SELECT to put the JOY right, that'll make it +1, you idiot! You're a sound company; quit ignoring pachinko sounds and trying to put these weird sounds in instead! Do you WANT it to be this hard to hear the balls?! I've left the PREVIOUS sounds, so edit this if you want to hear it. Set hex address AFFC to 1FAF and AFC4 to E0EE to get decent sounds. (Tiger_V & Kugi) Company "T", you idiots! GOU, you retard! Anyone can tell you what good sound is!

Does company "N" develop with company "I"'s PROS80? I'm AMAZED they can make stuff on that weird (3″ floppy disk) machine! Do they trace the holes when drawing art, too? [i.e. Do they program graphic data directly without the use of any artist tools?] If you're sick of tracing holes, I'll sell Bear's art machine (ROM) and debugger for 5 million YEN... Tel 03-864-6880 That's cheap if you want pretty art!!!

Why did they take out the 6502's decimal mode [from the NES architecture]? It's a decimal computer... Did they mess up the mask cutting or something?

Anyone who happens across this is a pervert! There's another message in the MSX Pachi Com... If you're a pervert, buy it and see! It's in Okinawan dialect, though!
DON'T TELL ANYBODY YOU SAW THIS!!!
by Y.S

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

you used cut twice in the title & it takes away from the joke imo

Jawtramp
Nov 27, 2010

by XyloJW
from https://tcrf.net/Karateka_(Atari_7800)


quote:

This subliminal message is stored at 0x079D:
code:
MOMMY AND ME      ARE ONE.
This is a reference to an experiment that took place in 1985. The experiment was meant to study the effects of subliminal messages on the unconscious mind. The phrase "Mommy and I are one" was alleged to be effective in raising self-motivation.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i've seen this site's 404 page a bunch of times because i ctrl+click the random page like 20 times and read anything cool that shows up

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

https://tcrf.net/SpellCraft_%28SNES%29

quote:

I would like to take a minute and thank Katie G for all the sacrifices she has made for me. I am really grateful you allowed me to peruse my dreams and leave after 5 years together. Your unselfishness can never be repaid, but I want you to know I'm sorry for what I put you through. I still love you. I hope you and Paul have a great life together and a wonderful marriage, if it happens.

quote:

This is Bonnie M, the woman I should of married. But, because of my stupidity and fear of commitment, I have lost her forever.
Bonnie, you are the greatest woman I've ever dated. Best of friends, what more could I want? I'm again sorry for what I've done to us and will regret it the rest of my life.
I hate making mistakes!
I love you Bonnie!

BiG TrUcKs !!!
Feb 25, 2007

My life is the most blessed and most cursed in existence (blessed spiritually, cursed physically)
GO JAGS

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
I like old C64-era games that either have "gently caress you hacker get the gently caress out of my stuff" or "you hacked this, do you want a job, we need asm dudes"

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the copy protection companies should encode job offers in there somewhere

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

you used cut twice in the title & it takes away from the joke imo

i agree with daikatana ritsu

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
"Mmm, that's a nostalgic song playing. Those were good times. Meanwhile, who the hell are these people with this project? I'm so glad it's over. You think it's nothing but good memories? Hell no! Let's use this space to give out some thanks.

First off, Kaoru Ogura, who ran off with some guy in the middle of the project. Yes, you, you bastard. Don't show up at the office without showering after having sex 6 times the previous night. Next, Tatsuya Ōhashi. Yes, you, you bastard. Don't give me your flippant poo poo — coming in late on the day we ship the ROM like nothing's amiss. You can give me all the porn you want; I'm not forgetting that one. All that loving weight you put on. No wonder you paid out 18,000 yen and still got nothing but a kiss out of it. Kenji Takano, Namco debugger. You are a part-timer; don't dick around with the project planner. And finally, Kiyoharu Gotō, the biggest thorn to my side in this project. Yes, you, you bastard. Once I get a time machine, I’m sending you back to the Edo period. Go do your riddles over there.

Ahh, that's a load off... wait, no it's not. Kiyoharu Gotō — yes, you, you bastard. Aaaagh, just disappear already.

Come to think of it, some people were helpful to me, too. Mr. Okada, who took all the good stuff. I know all about your abnormal tendencies. Yamagishi, who swore off soaplands until the project was over. Go ahead, knock yourself out now. Iwata, who joined in midway and gave it all he had. Sorry I yelled at you. Keep hanging in there. Fujimura, Udopyu, you probably had it the worst of all. Thanks. I mean it. Gotō's the one to hate here. Also, Takayama, Kudō, Suzuki, Makki, Kaneko, Aihara, Sato (the angel of my heart), Iga. Thanks, everyone.

Yoko-G, good work. This game is dedicated to your wife's birthday."

https://tcrf.net/Erika_to_Satoru_no_Yume_Bouken

https://tcrf.net/Category:Prototypes this is one of the best categories, also

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

rediscover posted:

i agree with daikatana ritsu

poo poo and I just realized "TCRF" has the right amount of syllables. Mods please change the thread title

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
Fire Matt after kicking him decidedly in the nutsack

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Rugrats Munchin Land posted:

sample.dls has some strange sound effects. Most are audio clips in other languages and have heavy echo, while one is a heartbeat.

https://tcrf.net/Rugrats_Munchin_Land

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

The second sequel to Metroid Prime makes a bold statement about brown-grey-and-bloom HD gaming by adding blue in exchange for the lack of HD. Seriously, this is the bluest game that has ever existed. It's bluer than a blues singer's sky-blue yacht in the middle of the Atlantic, at mid-day.
Anyway, this game has a lot of unused scan data. Like, Etecoons and poo poo. Some of this data is actually interesting flavor, and it's kind of sad if wasn't present. Also, most of it's in German, and seems to date back to a FAR earlier version of the game.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



https://tcrf.net/Arcanum:_Of_Steamworks_and_Magick_Obscura

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Bust-A-Move posted:

Hey, wait a second; why would you copy this? In the name of the ROM, I will punish you!! If you're reading this, you're a bad person. Oh? You weren't trying to copy it, you say. Well, I'm sorry then. Got it, everyone? You can't go around copying games! Copying games is just for bad old men. So, anyway, thanks to those who bought this game. Best regards!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

pre:
Line Of Fire was written by Richard Aplin for Creative Materials &
U.S. Gold from July-November 1990.

;Dear Cracker,
;To save you time, simply fill in the appropriate lines below..

type "Line Of Fire!
type " Cracked by the utterly amazing and fab _________ of _______!"
type "Hot greets to _____ and _____!!"
type "Lamings and slaggings to _____ of _____ and _____!!!"
type "Call our BBSs on ____-______ and ____-______ for the latest warez!"
type ""
type "I am a sad and immature spotty little twat because _______________."
type "I crack games for free as I have no friends"
type "and am physically repulsive to females because of my chronic _______."
type "I hate my parents because they _____ and make me tidy me room even"
type "when I have been at kindergarten the whole day."
type ""
type "I have played with myself ____ times in the past 24 hours"
type "and have wet dreams about ________ from Neighbours."
type ""
type "The last Kylie Minogue record I brought was ________ and I think"
type "she's lush and fab and ace and wicked because she's _________ and I fancy her."
type ""
type "Press right button for trainer, left for normal.     Probably."
Crap_Demo_That_Crashes_Half_The_Time_And_Has_A_Sprite_Starfield_Oooh_How_Original
run Corrupt_loads_of_memory_all_over_the_place
Game







*****************************************************************************
*If you are under 14 or have a Datel Action Replay, you may not read further*
*****************************************************************************






Right that's that over with.





Firstly....
For those who might possibly be interested, rather than those who just want
to hack the program to bits....

Sega wouldn't let us have ANY credits on the game, so I thought we might
as well put some here.

I (Richard Aplin) wrote the Amiga and ST versions (though at the time of writing
- 12th Nov.1990 - I haven't started the ST conversion yet!)
I much prefer the Amiga (doesn't anyone?) so I have done that version
first, using all the extra hardware, then i'm going to bang out the
ST version when necessary.


"Uncle Art" (actually a limited company!) did the (not very good) music.
- Oh yeah.. Apologies and sympathy to Uncle Tom (the person!) for the
gently caress up with his amazing Double Dragon II music!


The bitmap graphics were grabbed from the arcade PCB video output by Andy Heike
and Nick Vincent with the colour frame grabber, and the sprites were read,
decoded and converted from the arcade machine's Eproms by me. (Not a bit
of bloody help from Sega either!)   They were remapped from 21 million to 16
colours by Andy Heike, Nick Vincent, and some students in Manchester.

I sampled the sound effects from the PCB's sound chip (not very hard at all!)

Tiertex wrote the protection check code (which is utter poo poo - well on form
for Tiertex!)

Steve Fitton and Tony Porter from U.S. Gold provided all the nagging and
hassle which was most unwelcome, but kind of expected anyway.




During the writing of this, I used:

Work
====
3 Commodore A500s
21Mb A590 Hard Disk + 2.5Mb ram
Commodore A1000 + 2Mb ram
Tandon 20Mhz 80386 PC + 40Mb Hard Disk
Souped-up JCL Colourpic video frame-grabber
PerfectSound sampler
Some custom EPROM-reading hardware I built to read the arcade board's roms.
Atari 1040ST (yuk)
+Various extra drives, disks, etc,etc
Lots of coffee

Fun (Notice how the two are divided?!?)
===
Nintendo GameBoy (+Tetris & others)
Sega MegaDrive (+Ghouls'n'ghosts, etc)
Mr.Do! arcade board
Hundreds of records, tapes & CDs and a {<(|loud|)>} stereo
Sony Video Walkman (+Blackadder 1-4, Comic Strip, Young Ones, and others)
Roland D110 multi-timbral LA synth (rackmount)
Cheetah MS6 multi-timbral analogue synth (rackmount)
Yamaha TX7 FM synth (stupidly-shaped black box)
Casio FZ1 16-bit sampler + loads of disks
Alesis Quadraverb 16-bit digital fx processor (rackmount)
Fender Strat guitar (well, a cheap clone)
A couple of guitar fx pedals
DeskTech 6:2 mixer
MicroIllusions Music-X sequencer (Amazing program)
Virtually no musical talent/ability whatsoever
US Robotics Courier HST modem (for P.D. BBSs of course)
Many gallons of beer, Black Bush whisky, Potheen (when available - cheers Mark!)
Various people's floors/sofas/etc in London when at computer shows 
 (most time spent at the bar)

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Donkey Kong posted:

CONGRATULATION !
IF YOU ANALYSE
DIFFICULT THIS
PROGRAM,WE WOULD
TEACH YOU.*****
TEL.TOKYO-JAPAN
044(244)2151
EXTENTION 304

SYSTEM DESIGN
IKEGAMI CO. LIM.

The Hobbit and a Hot Wheels Game posted:

I LIKE MONKEYS. I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. drat cheap monkeys...I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad...I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed...I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad...I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys.

in the monster crabman's text for serious sam: the gamecube one:

# e_CrabMan and i don't give a drat, crabman - thats just who i am

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Silver Striker posted:

I'm a big fan of this site and unused content in general. Farewell. *digs hole to center of the earth and then dies*

Yeah this. I used to browse Secrets of Sonic Team years back when that updated still, and I thought all the unused or altered content was fascinating

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
the Chrono Compedium stuff is good except it's so overanalyzed that it's a chore to read. zeality is a really weird dude.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

As was the case with New Play Control! Pikmin and New Play Control! Pikmin 2, in the European version of the game, Yellow Wollywogs and Wogpoles have been renamed to Yellow Wollyhops and Wolpoles, as "wog" is British slang for a dark-skinned person.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Doctor Goat posted:

# e_CrabMan and i don't give a drat, crabman - thats just who i am

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Doctor Goat posted:

# e_CrabMan and i don't give a drat, crabman - thats just who i am

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Doctor Goat posted:

in the monster crabman's text for serious sam: the gamecube one:

# e_CrabMan and i don't give a drat, crabman - thats just who i am

Powerful.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i like seeing some of these because they're writing text for nobody to read and that means they say some weird stuff

my absolute favorite one ever:

Sega smash pack for Dreamcast posted:

To whomever releases this pack..

Let me give you a few bits of info:

- I emulate a U.S. Genesis, including territory lock-out.
- ".sga" files are standard Genesis/Megadrive ".bin" files renamed.
- The emulator is looking for some parameters to be passed via Ginsu.
If you don't know what that is, you'll figure it out:

MDE_US.BIN ALTBEAST.SGA MODE2 SKIP0 SOUND0

MODE0 = standard, fastest video mode settings
MODE1 = slower, supports some extra features
MODE2 = slowest, includes window layers (used by some games)
MODE4 = same as MODE0 with background skewing

SKIP0 = no sprite skipping until maximum reached
SKIP1 = moderate sprite skipping, used to prevent major slowdown
SKIP2 = maximum sprites skipped

SOUND0 = standard sound emulation
SOUND1 = sound tempo increased

And don't forget to pay your respects to Uncle Sonic.
Sony just doesn't get it.

- Gary

it was in a text file called ECHELON.TXT, echelon being THE dreamcast piracy group

another good one:

in a gif file on the out of this world for mac os classic:




one of the quake 3 characters was called corpseraper by other bots in the beta

Heran Bago
Aug 18, 2006



I made a thread about this poo poo in Games that got pretty ignored.

The Kins posted:

Somebody dumped the debug symbols from Carmageddon 1, and some of the symbol names are... well... let's just look at them:

MakeFlagWavingBastardWaveHisFlagWhichIsTheProbablyTheLastThingHeWillEverDo()
DrawSceneyMappyInfoVieweyThing()
GetLargestPacketSizeOoErBetterInsertLinfordChristieJokeHere()
PDGrabLargestMammaryWeCanPlayWith()
AmIGettingBoredWatchingCameraSpin()
CalcOpponentConspicuousnessWithAViewToCheatingLikeFuck()
DontLetFlicFuckWithPalettes()
LetFlicFuckWithPalettes()
OoerrIveGotTextInMeBoxMissus()
FindAHeadupHoleWoofBarkSoundsABitRude()
SaySorryYouLittleBastard()
CarWorldOffFallenCheckThingy()
KnackerThisCar()
_gNumber_of_cops_before_faffage
_gReally_stupid_ped_bug_enable
_gMinimum_yness_before_knackerisation
_gWanky_arse_tit_fuck
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3681805

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
there is a golem made of gorons in the twilight princess code and nobody knows wtf the deal with it is

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Doctor Goat posted:

in the monster crabman's text for serious sam: the gamecube one:

# e_CrabMan and i don't give a drat, crabman - thats just who i am

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
This is not as fun of a website as I thought it would be. It's mainly just unused boring textures, or blank space that technically exists in the game but doesn't even represent anything.

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Silver Striker
May 22, 2013


Matt sounds like a real rear end in a top hat.

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