Nair on my balls?

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Machai

Is it okay to use Nair on my balls? I know it says in the warnings not to use on my genitals, but I really want silky smooth hairless balls. Will it hurt? Will it make me infertile?

Pros
-Hairless
- So nice, so smooth
- Yah, yah, silky smooth
-Can be traded for titanite

Cons
-May hurt
-May make me unable to reproduce
-May be too small to trade for anything better than a lifegem

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:27

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 11:04

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

once you have turned your furry worthless ballsack into buffed quartz i think you will know you have made the right choice

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:30

GEExCEE

go for it

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:35

Blue's Clues

umm, who doesn't already nair his nards? I learned that in like sixth grade. stay away from the meatus and you'll be fine.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:38

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i insert nair directly into my urethra for a slick mineral finish all the way through

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:45

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

pro-tip: that turkey marinade injector you bought on a whim holds a lot of nair

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:45

treasure bear

have we come to a consensus yet? this is important.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:05

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

little known fact: bear skin is all ball sack

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:07

dogcrash truther

women like hairy balls. you are making a mistake

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:07

dogcrash truther

lets be real for a moment: somehow the idea is that the thing about balls that women don't like is hte hair, instead of the weird ballsack. its' the ballsack, people, and if it doesn't have hair on it, theres no distraction from the sack.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:07

GEExCEE

ball hair serves an important role not in strictly darwinian, but in sexual selection among primates

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:08

dogcrash truther

[a roomful of men chanting] "distract...from the sack! distract...from the sack!"

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:08

i am he

wanna see the world record raisin

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:09

dogcrash truther

i am he posted:

wanna see the world record raisin

gently caress yes

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:09

bwatts

ill play cptain falcon and pwn you with nairs.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:10

GEExCEE

which would you rather have slapping against the bottom of your asscheeks - a nice hairy set of normal sized balls to minimize chafing and abrasions; or an enormous, giant-brain-like pair of baby-smooth testes with byzantine rivulets of scrotal flesh folding in on each other to create almost fingerprintesque sworls that read: "Yolo"?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:12

dogcrash truther

GEExCEE posted:

which would you rather have slapping against the bottom of your asscheeks - a nice hairy set of normal sized balls to minimize chafing and abrasions; or an enormous, giant-brain-like pair of baby-smooth testes with byzantine rivulets of scrotal flesh folding in on each other to create almost fingerprintesque sworls that read: "Yolo"?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:13

Stormyish

Bring your own ballsack

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:17

Scaly Haylie

make like the spiderman in your av and get electro

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:18

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

GEExCEE posted:

which would you rather have slapping against the bottom of your asscheeks - a nice hairy set of normal sized balls to minimize chafing and abrasions; or an enormous, giant-brain-like pair of baby-smooth testes with byzantine rivulets of scrotal flesh folding in on each other to create almost fingerprintesque sworls that read: "Yolo"?

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:22

Stormyish

also I'm pretty sure hair reduces friction, which is one of the reasons why we still have pubic hair.
in terms of beard hair, I have no idea what our ancestors were rubbing their chins on and I don't want to know

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:23

VWVWV

there was plenty of pensive chin-rubbing to be done before we got fire, the wheel, nair, etc.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:27

Blue's Clues

GEExCEE posted:

which would you rather have slapping against the bottom of your asscheeks - a nice hairy set of normal sized balls to minimize chafing and abrasions; or an enormous, giant-brain-like pair of baby-smooth testes with byzantine rivulets of scrotal flesh folding in on each other to create almost fingerprintesque sworls that read: "Yolo"?

holy poo poo

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:29

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

ballsack on fleek, da fuq

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:29

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

have you considered stylizing? some beads, or a rat tail can give your balls the oomph they need to stand apart

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# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:32

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Nair doesnt work that well. What you want to do is hot wax your balls.

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# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:32

Grass Effect

Al Borland posted:

Nair doesnt work that well. What you want to do is hot wax your balls.

After a close inspection of the weird hair follicles down there, I'd say that's not a favorable choice.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:12

slam dunk: on fire

i hope you like your balls sticking to your leg and/or taint because that's what you're going to get just sayin.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:39

Blue's Clues

slam dunk posted:

i hope you like your balls sticking to your leg and/or taint because that's what you're going to get just sayin.

says the guy who doesn't lather his scrote in petroleum jelly.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:43

Machai

slam dunk posted:

i hope you like your balls sticking to your leg and/or taint because that's what you're going to get just sayin.

Is this not a good thing? I always thought that touching them felt good and the hair gets in the way of that.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:47

slam dunk: on fire

i dip my scrote in moroccan oil and use a light spritz of "karma" by lush because I know what the ladies like thank you very much.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 19:48

Machai

Dear BYOB,

The reason I am asking about putting Nair on my balls is as follows.

I recently started dating a lady with a rare form of Alopecia that causes her to get a rash when she contacts human hair. I really like this lady and wish to become more intimate with her, but to do so I need to find a (painless) way to completely shave my genitals. I already shave my face, arms and legs for her and wear a hairnet, but have not found a good way to shave my balls.

Please help,
Hopefully Hairless in Houston

# ? Feb 11, 2015 13:05

Tony Montana: by FactsAreUseless

I've never come to BYOB and don't know you guys, but this is pretty great

# ? Feb 11, 2015 14:19

alnilam

Tony Montana posted:

I've never come to BYOB and don't know you guys, but this is pretty great

welcome!

# ? Feb 11, 2015 14:53

Lil Cunty

Machai posted:

Dear BYOB,

The reason I am asking about putting Nair on my balls is as follows.

I recently started dating a lady with a rare form of Alopecia that causes her to get a rash when she contacts human hair. I really like this lady and wish to become more intimate with her, but to do so I need to find a (painless) way to completely shave my genitals. I already shave my face, arms and legs for her and wear a hairnet, but have not found a good way to shave my balls.

Please help,
Hopefully Hairless in Houston

you need to sugar your ballsack

seriously dude. you just go in to a spa and lay down $50 and some young honey will pour taffy on your nads and rip those funk follicles right out

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Feb 11, 2015 15:50

Finger Prince

Machai posted:

Dear BYOB,

The reason I am asking about putting Nair on my balls is as follows.

I recently started dating a lady with a rare form of Alopecia that causes her to get a rash when she contacts human hair. I really like this lady and wish to become more intimate with her, but to do so I need to find a (painless) way to completely shave my genitals. I already shave my face, arms and legs for her and wear a hairnet, but have not found a good way to shave my balls.

Please help,
Hopefully Hairless in Houston

You could try electrolysis, it's a pretty complex procedure and can be painful, but if you do it all at once it just hurts for a bit and it's over and done with. You can do it at home too, just cut the power cord off an appliance and strip the insulation back about an inch. Put one wire in your mouth and stick one in your urethra (careful when twisting it so you don't get stray copper strands sticking out!), get in the shower and turn it on (helps with rinsing the hairs away when they all fall out), then plug the plug into the wall and *poof*! Hairless! You may need to run an extension cord to a socket outside the bathroom for this, as the ones in bathrooms have this thing that trips them to stop people from performing home electrolysis.

# ? Feb 11, 2015 16:28

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

Machai posted:

Dear BYOB,

The reason I am asking about putting Nair on my balls is as follows.

I recently started dating a lady with a rare form of Alopecia that causes her to get a rash when she contacts human hair. I really like this lady and wish to become more intimate with her, but to do so I need to find a (painless) way to completely shave my genitals. I already shave my face, arms and legs for her and wear a hairnet, but have not found a good way to shave my balls.

Please help,
Hopefully Hairless in Houston

Just wear a hairnet over your balls too?

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 16:43

Ancient Mariner: by Lowtax

have you ever tried using a pair of needlenose pliers and just yanking each hair out one by one?

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# ? Feb 11, 2015 16:46

Senior Management

smooth as eggs

:jerry:

# ? Feb 11, 2015 16:51

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 11:04

i am he

Machai posted:

Dear BYOB,

The reason I am asking about putting Nair on my balls is as follows.

I recently started dating a lady with a rare form of Alopecia that causes her to get a rash when she contacts human hair. I really like this lady and wish to become more intimate with her, but to do so I need to find a (painless) way to completely shave my genitals. I already shave my face, arms and legs for her and wear a hairnet, but have not found a good way to shave my balls.

Please help,
Hopefully Hairless in Houston

whoa

# ? Feb 11, 2015 17:03

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