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the first thing he did was tell me a story about how he punched his wife's horse in the face and laughed at it because he's gonna cut off its testicles tomorrow
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Run him out using below average flames. |
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Apr 6, 2015 18:34
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ha that horse doesnt evedn know |
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Apr 6, 2015 18:34
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I am not going to help him do his job even though he's new b/c I don't want him to confuse my attempt to assist as a horse and sock me in the eye |
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Apr 6, 2015 18:36
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What kind of work are you in that an appropriate icebreaker is a story about punching a horse and then wailing on his balls?
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Apr 6, 2015 18:52
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Koishi Komeiji posted:What kind of work are you in that an appropriate icebreaker is a story about punching a horse and then wailing on his balls? IT repair |
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Apr 6, 2015 18:56
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crust munch posted:IT repair please come to brooklyn ny and fix my computer that has been broken for months |
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Apr 6, 2015 18:59
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*gets so excited about cutting off horse balls that i punch one in the face* this will make a great anecdote one day
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Apr 6, 2015 19:03
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BYOB Rachel posted:please come to brooklyn ny and fix my computer that has been broken for months as a native new yorker I'd love to except I'm west coast best coast now. if you legit need help pm me and I will tech support your pale rear end |
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Apr 6, 2015 19:24
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Chef Shimi posted:Run him out using below average flames. lol ---------------- |
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Apr 6, 2015 19:25
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Chef Shimi posted:Run him out using below average flames. 
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Apr 6, 2015 19:27
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crust munch posted:as a native new yorker I'd love to except I'm west coast best coast now. if you legit need help pm me and I will tech support your pale rear end nah someone tried once and it was deemed un-fixable over pms basically my machine blue screens on start-up after the windows screen appears and well that's it |
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Apr 6, 2015 19:32
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put up a horse calander, leave horse magazines lying around, horse mug etc
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Apr 6, 2015 19:36
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start a horse fighting business |
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Apr 6, 2015 19:38
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BYOB Rachel posted:nah someone tried once and it was deemed un-fixable over pms you have 2 options 1) reformat 2) get a new computer
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Apr 6, 2015 19:43
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these are good suggestions but if only I could make him a statue of a horse getting punched in the head with the words 'gods chosen people' embossed underneath |
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Apr 6, 2015 19:54
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He's insisting I'm using the wrong screwdriver for the job now |
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Apr 6, 2015 19:59
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Chef Shimi posted:Run him out using below average flames. |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:01
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He doesn't even main fox in smash bros |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:02
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He's telling me that he can pick up anything with his toes and that it 'isn't racist' and also 'black people are more racist than white people' hoo boy he was a skinhead in high school |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:07
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Buy your coworker an account and show him byob.
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Apr 6, 2015 20:10
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I wish I was joking
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Apr 6, 2015 20:11
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man this guy is day one oversharing like nobody's business |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:16
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| decorate his cube with mlp and other horse things when he is out to lunch | |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:18
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I was gonna make a bunch of jokes about his lovely behavior but now I'm kind of shell shocked with his claims about black people |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:22
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start calling him lil' hitla' he'll start respecting you |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:25
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sounds like management material to me. better start kissing his rear end now |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:26
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hm...wwtmd |
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Apr 6, 2015 20:26
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Reminder that my friend BYOB poster Al Borland once punched a goose out of mortal fear for his safety and well being. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Apr 6, 2015 21:22
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Koishi Komeiji posted:What kind of work are you in that an appropriate icebreaker is a story about punching a horse and then wailing on his balls? lol crust munch posted:He's telling me that he can pick up anything with his toes and that it 'isn't racist' i bet he's an 'equal rights, equal fights' guy, which I always thought was a really insanely telling analogy to make, because it means either 1) you wish you could punch women in the face and have it be socially acceptable OR 2) you think having a propensity to get into fights is a perfectly acceptable reason to accord you with extra rights in our society, even though getting into street fights or bar fights or whatever is universally frowned on, man or woman. like being a man who gets into fights doesn't mean you're taking risks to protect people or something, it generally just means you're an insane violent rear end in a top hat ideally the # of fights you get in should be zero, you know? |
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Apr 6, 2015 21:59
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joke_explainer posted:lol actually, worldstar |
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Apr 6, 2015 22:00
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worldstar wrrrlllddstarr WORLDSTAR |
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Apr 6, 2015 22:11
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dang maybe I was wrong thatsbadass... |
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Apr 6, 2015 22:20
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maybe im the loser for hating on horse punching... |
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Apr 6, 2015 22:21
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does your coworker look like the dude in that gif?? |
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Apr 6, 2015 22:22
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not pictured: where conan goes and wails on that horse's balls |
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Apr 6, 2015 22:22
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joke_explainer posted:does your coworker look like the dude in that gif?? no he's fat and bald with a goatee |
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Apr 6, 2015 22:23
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no wait it's a poorly groomed horseshoe/banger/hulk hoga n |
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