- ham_sanitizer
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for a very large and impressive tech company. i can't say which, but let's call it lycrocroft. i'm here to bring you a few of my predictions.
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May 12, 2015 23:46
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- ham_sanitizer
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in the future, all entertainment will be rear end-based. rear end-based music performed on asses, movies about the rear end screened onto asses using projectors inside an rear end...all entertainment WILL be rear end-based. this you can bet on.
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May 12, 2015 23:46
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- ham_sanitizer
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secrets will be gone. no more secrets. but since secrets are essential, here's what will take their place: everyone pretending like they don't know things. your boss will pretend like he doesn't know you abuse prescription medication, your significant other will pretend you love them etc.
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May 12, 2015 23:47
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no more smartphones, starting tomorrow. people lust after authenticity now. smartphones are out.
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May 12, 2015 23:47
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- ham_sanitizer
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craft beer will officially jump the shark in 2023, when a dock worker enters a dive bar and is told they do not serve any budweiser products. this man, hank polowski, will start a terrorist group that disembowels people who make craft beer.
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May 12, 2015 23:47
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- ham_sanitizer
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cable tv will die and be replaced by wireless tv, which only runs ads and the show modern family
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May 12, 2015 23:48
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- ham_sanitizer
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in 2020, everyone will have a podcast: this will be required by law.
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May 12, 2015 23:48
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will there be a :frogpop: smiley in the future
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May 12, 2015 23:49
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- ham_sanitizer
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will there be a :frogpop: smiley in the future
my research shows yes, and that :frogpop: will be a picture of an rear end
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May 12, 2015 23:49
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- ham_sanitizer
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netflix is going to start making porn
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May 12, 2015 23:57
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- ham_sanitizer
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I think this sort of thing already happens a lot today. They have to co-exist with secrets because if there were no secrets then you'd know that everyone knows your secrets, so if someone was pretending to NOT know your secrets yoiud know that theyrle lying to you ...!!!
the only person who will actually know there are no secrets is me, and i won't tell anyone. it'll be...wait gently caress
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May 13, 2015 00:03
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we'll have flying cars in the future but roads will be built so high that youll have to drive anyway
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May 13, 2015 00:04
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- ham_sanitizer
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This prediction is getting much more complicated than you...... predicted... eh?
you're going to get hit by a bus.
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May 13, 2015 00:07
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you're going to get hit by a bus.
lol
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May 13, 2015 00:09
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- nonazis
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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netflix is going to start making porn
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May 13, 2015 00:35
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Hey Ham Sanitizer I'm too tired to read this thread please shoot me a PM telling me the best parts of it.
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May 13, 2015 00:44
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- ham_sanitizer
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Hey Ham Sanitizer I'm too tired to read this thread please shoot me a PM telling me the best parts of it.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3719731&userid=211050
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May 13, 2015 00:46
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Dude just give me a summary. Don't make this harder on me than it needs to be.
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May 13, 2015 00:49
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- beer pal
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seems like jokes about predicting the future... i read a couple posts so far
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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May 13, 2015 00:56
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- Miss Psychosis
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seems like jokes about predicting the future... i read a couple posts so far
Did I ask you?
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May 13, 2015 01:02
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- beer pal
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sorry.. just trying to help out
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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May 13, 2015 01:06
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- treasure bear
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i the future i think futurists will be revered
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May 13, 2015 01:16
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- tao of lmao
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*singing* in the year two thousand...
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May 13, 2015 01:54
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- The X-man cometh
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Lycos is still a thing?
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May 13, 2015 02:04
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- POWERBALL
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by zen death robot
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we'll have flying cars in the future but roads will be built so high that youll have to drive anyway
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May 13, 2015 02:06
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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*singing* in the year two thousand...
only 90s kids...
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May 13, 2015 02:07
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- ham_sanitizer
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time travel will replace nostalgia for the past with nostalgia for the future
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May 13, 2015 02:13
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- cuntman.net
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cancer has been cured but only after it mutated into a giant monster and destroyed tokyo
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May 13, 2015 02:20
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- Gone Fashing
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KEEP POSTIN
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good thing neo tokyo was saved
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May 13, 2015 02:21
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- cuntman.net
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theyre about to give godzilla the nobel prize for curing cancer
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May 13, 2015 02:22
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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Imagine a hoverboard air-grinding on a human face... forever
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May 13, 2015 02:24
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Imagine a hoverboard air-grinding on a human face... forever
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