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Hi all,
Due to a mixup with a bottle of dish soap that looks a whole lot like a dang bottle of ketchup I accidentally ate a sudsy hotdog. Now I can't cuss?? What the dang heck is going on? Does anyone know how long this lasts? I already lost my job at the docks and I'm entirely screwed if it doesn't go away soon.
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Jul 25, 2015 03:23
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- dogcrash truther
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The same thing happened to me when I fell in a vat of castor oil.
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Jul 25, 2015 04:23
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- Bwee
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go to mexico and get a concussion
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Jul 25, 2015 04:35
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- Qwerinty
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you gotta get your mouth nice and dirty, friend. get into mud and dirt eating, it's getting trendy in certain circles and you'll be back to cussing in no time
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Jul 25, 2015 04:56
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by Fluffdaddy
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YHOU HAVE TO EAT poo poo
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Jul 25, 2015 05:02
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- bog pixie
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use words like golly, goshdang it, and flippin. They're actually not cuss words
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Jul 25, 2015 05:05
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- bog pixie
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do people really need to cuss any more anyway? i think its time to let robots do the cussing for us
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Jul 25, 2015 05:09
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by Fluffdaddy
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EAT THE poo poo SO YOU CANB E COOL LIKE PULP FICTION
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Jul 25, 2015 05:11
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- bog pixie
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f*ck isn't a cuss word either. just omit the vowels
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Jul 25, 2015 05:13
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go to mexico and get a concussion
this was a good joke
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Jul 25, 2015 05:14
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by Fluffdaddy
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is it a movie ref or something
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Jul 25, 2015 05:23
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use words like golly, goshdang it, and flippin. They're actually not cuss words
They are actually better and more shocking in this era of moral decay
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Jul 25, 2015 13:32
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I unironically use heck a lot. I think it's a good word, and I like it even though I'm usually a fan of bad words.
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Jul 26, 2015 01:29
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by Fluffdaddy
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I unironically use heck a lot. I think it's a good word, and I like it even though I'm usually a fan of bad words.
it's heckin' good
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Jul 26, 2015 01:43
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Great googley moogley
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Jul 26, 2015 02:14
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- bog pixie
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any words used to describe algae are good cuss substitutions
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Jul 26, 2015 03:08
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Your posts are the badderlocks. . .
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Jul 26, 2015 03:29
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Oh goodness! Would you kindly reconsider your tendency towards such rampant ... dear, I'll have to say it ... profanity? It's only that some folks here are rather impressionable, and they might, oh dear, not have had the worldly experiences necessary to allow them to meet such ... candid language with character unfazed.
Dear me, considering the topic I feel I've been, please, sorely mislead.
Apologies all for my language herein, but sometimes one must take a definite stance.
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Jul 26, 2015 07:21
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con cuss
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Jul 26, 2015 07:57
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well bust my blisters open with sally fergusins sowing needle and call me two bit dave this is terrible news friend. how are you holding up?
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Jul 26, 2015 10:48
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just say things like "my word", "good heavens", "oh dearie me" and so on
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Jul 26, 2015 11:34
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Haha you're an idiot Hick Magnet! Everyone knows soap in the mouth stops you from cussing with YOUR MOUTH! Not your fingers. You gotta wash your hands to stop the finger cussin.
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Jul 26, 2015 13:02
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That means "with cuss"
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Jul 26, 2015 13:14
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- google THIS
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I keep reading the title as soup and thinking idgi
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Jul 26, 2015 20:24
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- Theglavwen
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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I keep reading the title as soup and thinking idgi
Even still?
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Jul 26, 2015 20:29
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- google THIS
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me, every drat time I see the thread title: huh? what does soup have to do with cussing? oh wait, it says soap. heh.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:36
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Jett: [opens up BYOB] AH, someone finally posted the soup thread! Ah-oh... oh....
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Jul 27, 2015 02:41
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Jul 27, 2015 02:43
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Chili con Cuss
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Jul 27, 2015 02:46
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by Fluffdaddy
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I keep reading the title as soup and thinking idgi
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Jul 27, 2015 02:48
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I'm getting y'all this book for secret santa this year.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:51
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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well she's not getting a tip!
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Jul 27, 2015 17:02
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con cuss
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Aug 12, 2015 23:03
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Ohhh
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Aug 12, 2015 23:13
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soup? what does soup have to...oh
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Jun 8, 2024 16:08
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Very curious to know if Hick Magnet got the cussing problem under control
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