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Nose hair continues to grow after you die
When you die you might end up in a body farm which is pretty hardcore
Dying is 10x more painful than child birth so don't let women hold that over you
When you die people are always really sad even thugh you were probably a dick
When you die your skeleton shrinks down to miniature size and finds a new host though this takes a long time
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If you are buried below ground your skeleton will become an earth elemental
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Jul 30, 2015 19:41
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- railroad terror
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choo choo
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I'm dying right now
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Jul 30, 2015 19:53
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choo choo
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send help
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Jul 30, 2015 19:53
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Dying is 10x more painful than child birth so don't let women hold that over you
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Jul 30, 2015 20:06
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Dying is actually not scary at all, everyone is just loving with you.
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Jul 30, 2015 20:07
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Also I don't have pm but want a new avatar, please help me friend.
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Jul 30, 2015 20:08
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restore the mellon pug imo
That or the alf one.
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Jul 30, 2015 20:18
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there is no afterlife when you die but you like have an afterdeath, it's just a misnomer like when they say 10 items or less it's actually 10 items or fewer
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Jul 30, 2015 20:19
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When you die, all your family gathers together and makes fun of the size of your sexual organs they also talk about how glad you're dead. .
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Jul 30, 2015 20:19
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if you die while clicking"submit reply" on the byob forums you will be able to sext from the grave
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Jul 30, 2015 20:23
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After dying all your video game saves become real and the resulting confusion will be made into an ok cartoon from japan.
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Jul 30, 2015 20:26
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when you die BYOB will think you just stopped posting for some reason and they'll probably never know the truth
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Jul 30, 2015 22:00
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When I die I want sid to leave a signed copy of his google earth cameo on my grave.
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Jul 30, 2015 22:11
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when I get old my lifeline will be programmed to post to BYOB instead of calling 911
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Jul 30, 2015 22:27
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a long time ago I sincerely suggested we get posting buddies, so some one could know your number to check on you if you didn't post for a month. Because everyone in byob seemed super suicidal. All those posters are dead now so it's no longer necessary.
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Jul 30, 2015 22:46
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You don't have to die if you don't want to. Just be assertive about it.
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Jul 30, 2015 22:48
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HAILGAYSATAN
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A death rattle is your soul playing the maracas
Hello next avatar
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Jul 30, 2015 23:23
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by zen death robot
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you live forever through the things you do in your life and the lives you've touched. live in a big city and touch everyone you meet, just lightly and inoffensively, to maximize your immortality
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Jul 30, 2015 23:28
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They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
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i died, rip
here lies me
i was gay as gently caress
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Jul 31, 2015 00:08
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yeah, me too. I totally have one
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Jul 31, 2015 00:19
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is it me?
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Jul 31, 2015 00:20
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- ChairmanMeow
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yes. Thank you for checking in.
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Jul 31, 2015 00:21
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np, did you die yet because I did
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Jul 31, 2015 00:25
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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yeah, it's ok though because i still have all my stuff.
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Jul 31, 2015 00:28
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