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clint eastwood is VP. his inaugural speech mentioned something about camps.
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Finally my vote counted
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Aug 8, 2015 01:54
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america is great again
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Aug 8, 2015 01:54
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Time to count my real estate money I'm rich biatch
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Aug 8, 2015 02:03
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Aug 8, 2015 02:08
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Allah Ackhbar?!
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Aug 8, 2015 02:10
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You were all losers and America was a loser, but I gotta tell ya, we're not losing anymore. That's correct, we're gonna be winnin...cuz now you got a winner as a President.
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Aug 8, 2015 02:10
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THIS JUST IN: there has been a terrible hunting accident. Why someone would go hunting on an airplane, the media is baffled. But hush about that now. John Boehner is president. We can all rest easy.
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Aug 8, 2015 02:12
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lets kick russia's rear end
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Aug 8, 2015 02:17
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I don't care as long as I have my animes.
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Aug 8, 2015 02:26
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you're all fired
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Aug 8, 2015 02:28
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Breaking a few hundreds into 1s so I can head on over to the white house strip club/ casino.
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Aug 8, 2015 02:44
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this is a great way to gently caress up and just wind up blinding yourself
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Aug 8, 2015 02:51
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:this is a great way to gently caress up and just wind up blinding yourself gonna be blind either way once all of america is coated in highly reflective gold
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Aug 8, 2015 02:52
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Aug 8, 2015 03:02
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Trump would default on the national debt (after quintupling it), sue China, resign as president and go into hiding in Antartica.
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Aug 8, 2015 03:05
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:this is a great way to gently caress up and just wind up blinding yourself I have to sign for high explosives ok? A gun is a simple background check and a shotgun is even easier.
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Aug 8, 2015 03:48
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rip megyn kelly
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Aug 8, 2015 03:49
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what kind of a loving name is megyn anyways smh
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I don't care as long as I have my animes.
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Excelzior posted:what kind of a loving name is megyn anyways You know those crazy 'womyn'. God I hate politically correct feminazis. why can't things be like the good old days The Something Awful Forums > Main > RSF: Election Erection > ITT Trump was just sworn in as president Oh wait they are again!
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Aug 8, 2015 04:02
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Concordat posted:Trump would default on the national debt (after quintupling it), sue China, resign as president and go into hiding in Antartica. far less destructive than what Hillary will do
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Aug 8, 2015 12:54
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Insofar as Trump talks about trade hollowing out American jobs and the high value of the dollar being a huge problem for American manufacturing he's actually making more sense than most of the other candidates. He'd be a much more hilarious President but it's hard to imagine he could be worse than George Dubya.
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Aug 8, 2015 19:56
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Anyone else hear the ringing of bells? It's the weirdest thing, not a steeple to be seen for miles but I keep hearing this low, constant tolling. Sky's redder than usual, too.
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Aug 8, 2015 20:00
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i'm naked on the roof of my house crying and laughing and ejaculating and there's blood running down my forehead but i don't know why
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Aug 8, 2015 20:47
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i'm screaming USA USA USA until my throat is shredded and bleeding and i can no longer feel my tongue it's just jostling around in my mouth like a dead thing
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Aug 8, 2015 20:48
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*Has just been sold to China along with the entire state* Wow, Donald sure did get one over on those Chinese. I'm sure he'll buy me back soon this is just business strategy.
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Aug 9, 2015 01:35
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I affix my wig and Trump mask. The harrowing can begin at last.
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Aug 9, 2015 03:40
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Aug 9, 2015 03:47
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There it is again! Another glimpse of that cyclopean hairpiece, its angles somehow seem wrong. It awakens. D'Trump has come...
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Aug 9, 2015 04:05
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Honestly suprised there isn't a Megyn Kelly - Trump porn parody by now. Nailin Palin did very well internationally, what's the hold up?
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Aug 10, 2015 10:30
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Man I'm sitting pretty and living fancy free now that Trump tossed that Kenyan usurper out of the White House!
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Aug 10, 2015 12:45
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Helical Nightmares posted:Honestly suprised there isn't a Megyn Kelly - Trump porn parody by now. trump would probably actually sue someone over oti, and while the resultant jokes about "trump claims his penis is far huger and more luxurious than is depicted in the film" would be hilarious to all, actually defending a lawsuit would be a pretty big problem for most porn producers
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Aug 10, 2015 16:19
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January 21, 2017: Donald Trump is sitting in the Oval Office, sweating profusely and nursing a bottle of whiskey. My God, how did it come to this?! It was only supposed to go on for a month or two, you know, get the brand back in the public eye and get some rubes to invest money, then run away laughing. But now...gently caress. gently caress gently caress gently caress.
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Aug 10, 2015 16:36
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thanks donald for making aberdeenshire the 51st state, its a very poo poo bit of scotland because he's built golf courses all over and ruined it
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Aug 10, 2015 20:50
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Florida is ready to be turned into golf courses by The Donald. With the amount of sinkholes opening up the whole place is basically one big putting green.
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Aug 10, 2015 20:55
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the yoogest, classiest inaugural ball of all time. fondue pots the size of wading pools are rolled out onto the white house lawn. the centerpiece is a brined roast emu stuffed with tiffany's gift cards.
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Aug 10, 2015 21:58
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The president is a big embarrassing buffoon but signs the same legislation Hillary would have, continuing our gradual sell-off of all public space and resources and intellectual commons and real wages vs. productivity continue the same disheartening spread and the middle class slowly erodes away. Minorities are murdered by police with impunity just like they were under the black civil rights lawyer president, but I guess federal administrative agencies get a bit worse with more cronies and fewer true-believer careerists Everyone who points out this striking lack of change from the status quo is shouted down because it's their fault we didn't elect Hillary to do the exact same poo poo
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:trump would probably actually sue someone over oti, and while the resultant jokes about "trump claims his penis is far huger and more luxurious than is depicted in the film" would be hilarious to all, actually defending a lawsuit would be a pretty big problem for most porn producers That's a really good point.
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