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to invisible person: "um, the bathroom's right over there."
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Aug 28, 2015 16:36
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the invisible man is a really good comedy movie
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Aug 28, 2015 16:37
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*screaming to a friend at a crust show* yeah, i'm totally invisible. i know, it's hard to tell, but look at this cheek here, see? you can see through to the other side. this is me now. gently caress you, i'll chew however little i want, god you're such a bitch sometimes
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Aug 28, 2015 16:38
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Aug 28, 2015 16:38
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hairs are invisible which is a fun way to confound plumbers. I like to quietly sit on the bathroom counter and watch their faces as they pull an invisible clog out of the drain. it's one of life's simple pleasures
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Aug 28, 2015 16:39
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Aug 28, 2015 16:40
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Lil Cunty posted:hairs are invisible which is a fun way to confound plumbers. I like to quietly sit on the bathroom counter and watch their faces as they pull an invisible clog out of the drain. it's one of life's simple pleasures ---------------- |
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Aug 28, 2015 16:41
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if you ever see 10 small gray crescents floating toward you run away because it's probably an invisible person with dirty fingernails coming to strangle you
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Aug 28, 2015 16:45
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when my stomach gurgles I can look down and know exactly what is making the noise. I eat a lot of soup, these days
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Aug 28, 2015 16:50
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if I get pregnant will my baby be imvisible too?  what if it isn't 
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Aug 28, 2015 16:56
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you would be a cloud of bacteria centered on your lower gi tract the world would know how close you are to contracting c-diff |
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Aug 28, 2015 16:59
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my bacterias are almost all invisible thank you very much
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Aug 28, 2015 17:01
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there is one population that is stubbornly visible little do you know you have super smart germs in your gut that yearn to be on social media |
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Aug 28, 2015 17:03
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Salmiakki posted:the invisible man is a really good comedy movie the best part is the ending where dr. griffin is caught by the police after they see a floating blob of sweat come out of a stable
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Aug 28, 2015 17:04
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you call it comedy but it's the tragedy of my life
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Aug 28, 2015 17:05
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Lil Cunty posted:if I get pregnant will my baby be imvisible too? Watching you self during sex is super kinky |
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Watching you self during sex is super kinky Invisible men and women make for some insane porno angles when paired with traditional actors |
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Aug 28, 2015 17:16
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 a picture of me after thanksgiving dinner last year
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Aug 28, 2015 17:18
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Aug 28, 2015 17:20
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because we're native americans, duh
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that doesn't look organic |
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bacalou posted:that doesn't look organic rich in calcium and other minerals though |
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Aug 28, 2015 18:46
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this is exactly why I never leave my house
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Aug 28, 2015 18:47
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there's a marathon that happens here every year where you run and people pour paint over you as you run. i'm going to participate next year and scare the hell out of everyone.
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Aug 28, 2015 18:48
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ma'am please don't be alarmed at the pair of boxer briefs floating around, I have some decency |
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Aug 28, 2015 19:18
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Aug 28, 2015 19:35
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dave. posted:sometimes.. i feel.. that way.. to |
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Lil Cunty posted:if you ever see 10 small gray crescents floating toward you run away because it's probably an invisible person with dirty fingernails coming to strangle you |
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clowns are actually invisible. that's why they wear greasepaint and dress in bright colors. |
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Lizard Wizard posted:clowns are actually invisible. that's why they wear greasepaint and dress in bright colors. to draw attention away from the horror show happening under their humorously large pantaloons
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Aug 28, 2015 20:04
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being invisible must really wreck havoc on your hand eye coordination |
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Aug 28, 2015 20:07
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Spanish Manlove posted:being invisible must really wreck havoc on your hand eye coordination ive been wearing my right contact lense in my left elbow all morning
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Aug 28, 2015 20:12
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I can't even verify if I am in fact all thumbs |
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Aug 28, 2015 20:13
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i swallowed a frog and walked around outside so people would think floating frogs are real. i could have just held the frog but i didnt think of that at the time
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Aug 28, 2015 20:31
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TWIST FIST posted:i swallowed a frog and walked around outside so people would think floating frogs are real. i could have just held the frog but i didnt think of that at the time lol |
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Aug 28, 2015 20:38
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TWIST FIST posted:i swallowed a frog and walked around outside so people would think floating frogs are real. i could have just held the frog but i didnt think of that at the time they are real, some bored scientists put one in a big magnet https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A1vyB-O5i6E |
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Aug 28, 2015 20:42
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TWIST FIST posted:i swallowed a frog and walked around outside so people would think floating frogs are real. i could have just held the frog but i didnt think of that at the time
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dave. posted:sometimes.. i feel.. that way.. to dave. stop, dave. stop, will you?
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