hey I just exercised and its really bad.

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Piso Mojado

take it from me, exercise is really really bad and should be avoided, if possible. do not listen to other people who say its good and fun - they are liars.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:16

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Piso Mojado

stretching is really dangerous. if you stretch too much you will get really tall and thin and will eventually snap in half.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:17

Piso Mojado

punching a bag of sand is really pointless because sand isn't that tough irl.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:24

fuck. marry. t-rex

My martial arts teacher told me to be like water so I punch sand rythmically for hours

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:28

Matey: eat food

i like to exercise my mind

by rewatching everybody loves raymond for the 10th+ time

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:29

Piso Mojado

if the point of weightlifting is to lift heavy things, then your best option is to just keep eating a ton of fast food all the time so you become heavy and dont need the weights. gyms dont like people to know this secret.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:31

ulvir

[me watching a guy doing a 1 rep max in the squat rack] that's really bad for your back and knees, you know

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:40

FreshCutFries

yeah, let me jump on a treadmill and run for an hour without going anywhere. real smart, exercisers.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:44

FreshCutFries

fact: if we shut down all the gyms in the US, we will have enough electricity left over to save a whales life.

not like, a big one or anything, but a midsized one. we can save a midsized whale.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 22:51

Piso Mojado

Thingyman posted:

fact: if we shut down all the gyms in the US, we will have enough electricity left over to save a whales life.

not like, a big one or anything, but a midsized one. we can save a midsized whale.

I didn't know whales were so reliant on electricity. this changes everything.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 23:18

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

makes sense

# ? Sep 7, 2015 23:21

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

"The nausea, headache and vomiting after exercise is just the toxins leaving the body"

Ssssuuure!

# ? Sep 7, 2015 23:59

ulvir

*every muscle in your body hurts and you can hardly bend over for two days afterwards* this is normal and okay, actually.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:03

BeanBandit: Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!

*slips on the sidewalk and twists ankle, tears ligaments, requires medical attention* Whoo! Ha ha! What a workout!

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:29

joke_explainer

Piso Mojado posted:

take it from me, exercise is really really bad and should be avoided, if possible. do not listen to other people who say its good and fun - they are liars.

I work out but I don't get why everybody lies about it being fun or anything other than a drudge. be realistic dude you don't like running. you like the results of running.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:43

joke_explainer

for the longest time I thought I just wasn't dedicating myself hard enough and I'd break through to this wonderful joy of exercising but it turns out that's not the case

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:45

bacalou

riding bikes and doing yoga on a train are both good ways to exercise efficiently

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:47

bacalou

also lifting weights in a weight-lifting powered car

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:47

fuck. marry. t-rex

Actually running can be fun but I do sprints because marathons are lame-o

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:55

fuck. marry. t-rex

[Marathon runner guy] I'm grossly spindly and long limbed and whatever and run limp wristed for effeciency

[Me] SHOTGUN! *pushes guy over and dash 100 yds across the parking lot to the front seat*

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:57

fuck. marry. t-rex

[Marathon guy] I can run until my nipples bleed and I hate every second

[Me] I can beat you up that hill and I can't even think while I do it lol

# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:58

Matey: eat food

BeanBandit posted:

*slips on the sidewalk and twists ankle, tears ligaments, requires medical attention* Whoo! Ha ha! What a workout!

# ? Sep 8, 2015 01:05

cuntman.net

*takes off shirt and puts on black cloth mask with eyeholes cut out of it* welcome.. to the gym

# ? Sep 8, 2015 01:23

fuck. marry. t-rex

TWIST FIST posted:

*takes off shirt and puts on black cloth mask with eyeholes cut out of it* welcome.. to the gym

# ? Sep 8, 2015 01:25

GEExCEE

Piso Mojado posted:

stretching is really dangerous. if you stretch too much you will get really tall and thin and will eventually snap in half.

Lol

# ? Sep 8, 2015 01:26

vermeul: Free Acid

sitting is the new exercise OP

# ? Sep 8, 2015 01:51

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

the brain is the most powerful muscle in your body. i did nothing but math exercise reps for an entire day, and now my brain has swollen to where it has fractured my skull. the doctor says i have a day left to live

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 01:56

smoobles

i like to exercise my free speech, by posting on the internet

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:04

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

why do crunches when you can draw on some sick abs with a grease pencil

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:08

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

bedsores? nope these are buff sores they ooze testosterone and toughness

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:09

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

[Marathon runner guy] I'm grossly spindly and long limbed and whatever and run limp wristed for effeciency

[Me] SHOTGUN! *pushes guy over and dash 100 yds across the parking lot to the front seat*

Spindly guy can catch an antelope tho. You can't.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:10

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

look at ur tiny pecs lol check this out

*crams a freeweight under each moob and does hella squatz*

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:13

Robert Plant

I do my workouts in the bedroom :smug:

It's great because if you do it right it only takes like 10 seconds

# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:16

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

i wear ankle weights when i curbstomp bitches

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:22

Piso Mojado

BeanBandit posted:

*slips on the sidewalk and twists ankle, tears ligaments, requires medical attention* Whoo! Ha ha! What a workout!

# ? Sep 8, 2015 03:06

Macnult

my friend told me that exercising at the gym is cool and fun because it's like grinding xp in an mmo.

That does not sound like it's cool or fun at all.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 04:31

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

It does sound cool and fun in comparison to mmos tho

# ? Sep 8, 2015 04:35

BeanBandit: Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!

*runs so hard he vomits* Oh man, just like World of Warcraft!

# ? Sep 8, 2015 04:36

Piso Mojado

BeanBandit posted:

*runs so hard he vomits* Oh man, just like World of Warcraft!

haha

# ? Sep 8, 2015 04:41

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Piso Mojado

*goes to a gym everyday, maxing all possible gains* "Must...Not...Let...Aeris....Die"

# ? Sep 8, 2015 04:42

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