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i got 2 packs of newports and a carton of marlboro red 100s. lately i have been unsatisfied with life so i feel like this is a good hobby. any tips/tricks/advice? tia
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just put a bullet in your brain as opposed to killing yourself slowly
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Sep 21, 2015 02:23
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fivethree posted:i got 2 packs of newports and a carton of marlboro red 100s. lately i have been unsatisfied with life so i feel like this is a good hobby. any tips/tricks/advice? tia Unpack all of the cigarettes and pool all the tobacco into one huge joint. Just work on that a couple of weeks, carry it around in your back pocket.
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Sep 21, 2015 02:23
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Use one cigarette to light another one FTW
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Sep 21, 2015 02:26
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Start hoarding half smoked cigarettes in a safe dry place for when you've gone full blown addict and you are digging through trash trying to find a puff (should take about 3 weeks)
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Sep 21, 2015 02:27
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Hundos are for women OP. Newports are alright tho. I suggest Red Pall Malls if you want to make a statement with your tobacco smoking.
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Sep 21, 2015 02:27
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smoke pfunks and you can put coke in the recessed filters and you can clumsily pass them to your friends on the dl at the bar and watch them immediatwly dump it on the floor
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Sep 21, 2015 02:30
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dump all the tobacco into water, let it soak overnight. strain out the plant matter and let the water evaporate a bit in the sun, reflect on your life during these few hours. once the water has evaporated enough so that you can drink the remaining liquid in one gulp do it you're welcome
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Sep 21, 2015 02:32
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OP please watch this video as an introduction to cigarette smoking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJ8176MUlY 
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Sep 21, 2015 02:32
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i remember years ago i bought a pack of djarum blacks and i couldnt get through the whole thing because im a pussy bitch lol but they smelled REALLY good
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Sep 21, 2015 02:32
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filters are for pussys
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Sep 21, 2015 02:38
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dont start
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Sep 21, 2015 02:39
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Incomplete Fish posted:OP please watch this video as an introduction to cigarette smoking. ok looks good i look forward to being him
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Sep 21, 2015 02:39
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lonesomedwarf posted:dont start plz dont critique my pasttime tia any serious replies please??
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Sep 21, 2015 02:40
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Learn how to do magic tricks with a lit cigarette. That's always impressive.
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Sep 21, 2015 02:44
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fivethree posted:plz dont critique my pasttime tia Throw the cigarettes away, and go get yourself some cigars or a pipe. If you're going to give yourself cancer, it might as well at least taste good.
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Sep 21, 2015 02:46
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you can buttchug tobacco just like you can with alcohol
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Sep 21, 2015 02:49
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF VAPING???????
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Sep 21, 2015 02:50
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Roll your own American spirits like a super cool authentic fellA
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Sep 21, 2015 02:51
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ive been smoking for years hoping i get cancer so i can jump off a builiding and my will mates get money, but my lungs are too strong
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Sep 21, 2015 02:51
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Don't breath in through your teeth, you will stain them. Slap the pack of cigarettes against the butt side of them to pack down the tobacco for a cleaner and more even smoke.
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Sep 21, 2015 03:11
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always hand out smokes to people who ask. only exception is if you're on your last one.
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Sep 21, 2015 04:06
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Smoke outside.
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Sep 21, 2015 04:08
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idk i got sick of daily tobacco smoking and stopped, but if u really actually take pleasure in smoking which i did then maybe smoke a brand that lasts more than 2 minutes that isnt made from the pink slime of tobacco/leftover shavings swept off the floor like american spirit regular filters or periques? if u just do it to look cool though get a softpack of camel straights, just make sure nobody sees u when u are trying to get the loose tobacco bits out of ur mouth numberoneposter posted:i remember years ago i bought a pack of djarum blacks and i couldnt get through the whole thing because im a pussy bitch lol whats the deal with those i thought obama banned them but i still see discarded packs on the ground every now and then...i would totally get a pack just for a little nostalgia and to light up when im completely loaded Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Sep 21, 2015 |
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Sep 21, 2015 04:13
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Mariana Horchata posted:whats the deal with those i thought obama banned them but i still see discarded packs on the ground every now and then...i would totally get a pack just for a little nostalgia and to light up when im completely loaded cigarette companies lobbied to have all flavored cigarettes (besides menthol) banned because they appealed to children so djarum now wraps them in tobacco paper and not black cigarette paper so they're technically 'cigarillos' and thus legal. so you can't get them at 7/11s or anything now but you can still get them at dedicated smoke shops.
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Sep 21, 2015 04:20
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Necc0 posted:cigarette companies lobbied to have all flavored cigarettes (besides menthol) banned because they appealed to children so djarum now wraps them in tobacco paper and not black cigarette paper so they're technically 'cigarillos' and thus legal. whoa really. thats fucktarded
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Sep 21, 2015 04:21
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they probably cost 6x as much now lmso
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Sep 21, 2015 04:22
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Necc0 posted:cigarette companies lobbied to have all flavored cigarettes (besides menthol) banned because they appealed to children so djarum now wraps them in tobacco paper and not black cigarette paper so they're technically 'cigarillos' and thus legal. ah yes thats it, that actually sounds like a win
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Sep 21, 2015 04:22
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Enfield posted:they probably cost 6x as much now lmso they're about the same here in virginia but yeah it's gonna vary widely depending on your state
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Sep 21, 2015 04:24
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just make sure you get enough tar
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Sep 21, 2015 04:27
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may I recommend ecig OP, I have been advised by the internet's leading Alibaba store page writers that huffing unregulated chinese chemical slurries suspended in antifreeze by running a powerful current through them is a completely safe alternative to smoking also you can get  bacon-flavored smoke:iamafag: for the mothershitting win
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Sep 21, 2015 04:28
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Roll your own. Peter Stockebye's a good brand, I like the Amsterdam Shag. Don't be dismayed at your awful rolling abilities at first, it comes with time and practice. If you happen to find yourself in Europe, you will get laid sometimes simply by knowing how to roll a good cigarette or spliff. These are the things we should be teaching our children in health class and yet we do not. My, how our system fails us.
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Sep 21, 2015 04:32
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inject the cigarettes into your brain
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Sep 21, 2015 04:33
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Jesus Christ posted:Roll your own. Peter Stockebye's a good brand, I like the Amsterdam Shag. Don't be dismayed at your awful rolling abilities at first, it comes with time and practice. If you happen to find yourself in Europe, you will get laid sometimes simply by knowing how to roll a good cigarette or spliff. oh my god i just remembered rolling bali shags in college fuuuuuuuck
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Sep 21, 2015 04:34
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Smoke cock
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Sep 21, 2015 04:34
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OP you should buy a good $50 ecig/vaporizer, you can save a ton of money, they don't smell like poo poo and don't leave you stinking like an ashtray and are fun to mess with Litrilly all cigarette smokers end up like that messy guy in the YouTube
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Sep 21, 2015 04:38
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just smoke weed you baby no breathing stoma, no yellow teeth, etc.
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Sep 21, 2015 04:41
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CAN I THROAT gently caress OPS STOMA TIA
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Sep 21, 2015 04:43
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eat the cigarettes. It's a faster high and a lot healthier because there's no smoke
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Sep 21, 2015 04:43
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I regret my nicotine habituation
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