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My Goddamn English Professor posted:For this paper I would like you to consider how one text on the syllabus describes, enacts, complicates and/or resolves one particular paradox. (You need not choose one from my list above – feel free to consider your own.) Your paper must develop an argument that does two things: Holy poo poo kill me I DON'T CARE AND I'M MAJORING IN ENGLISH IT'S A NOVEL FROM OVER 200 YEARS AGO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:I'M MAJORING IN ENGLISH
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Oct 23, 2015 07:33
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There's a car in Grand Theft Auto called the Coquette. Perhaps you could work this into your paper. http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Coquette
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Oct 23, 2015 07:35
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im coquette
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Oct 23, 2015 07:41
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i meant cockette. its my band\ sorry for the spelling mistake
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Oct 23, 2015 07:42
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symbolic posted:i lost sympathy for you I am doing it because it's pretty loving easy. My better major is Sociology, which is actually a bachelor's of science so I have to do calculus and higher level statistics. I also care a whole hell of a lot about what you think. Thin Privilege posted:There's a car in Grand Theft Auto called the Coquette. Perhaps you could work this into your paper. I am genuinely doing this.
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Oct 23, 2015 07:54
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:I am doing it because it's pretty loving easy. My better major is Sociology, which is actually a bachelor's of science so I have to do calculus and higher level statistics. also i assume you're double majoring, in which case, you poor bastard
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Oct 23, 2015 07:57
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Thin Privilege posted:There's a car in Grand Theft Auto called the Coquette. Perhaps you could work this into your paper. this is what i immediately thought of too
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Oct 23, 2015 08:00
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symbolic posted:worship me, shiny and gay Praise to you mein Allah Majors: English Rhetoric (this class is one of my goddamn lit requirements) Sociology (concentration: Labor Relations) Minors: Economics Creative Writing (ha)
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Oct 23, 2015 08:06
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Praise to you mein Allah Marxist spotted
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Oct 23, 2015 08:13
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Praise to you mein Allah major: English professional writing (possibly tacking on business) minors: history and communications
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Oct 23, 2015 08:16
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I read that book en route to receiving my English degree. It is dumb and bad. I suggest you put that in your essay!
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Oct 23, 2015 08:26
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mdm posted:Marxist spotted *Clears Throat rather loudly* Marx-Leninist, thank you symbolic posted:i probably shouldn't be judging I have to tell you, I would tack on business, econ, math, history, or whatever else you are loving interested in. English is like one of THE worst looking majors on its own. It's a nuanced history of Britain combined with writing pretty goddamned often. Thing is, it's like the best double major to have if you're even remotely serious about anything else. Sciences? You're everyone's technical writer (better pay for you) Social Sciences? You know how to communicate with others without sounding like an rear end in a top hat. Business? Read sciences. Other Humanities? Depends on what it is, but if you're majoring in some sort of marketable ability (i.e. Design) then you have a huge step up because you don't sound like a fascist when you write.
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Oct 23, 2015 08:30
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Marx-Leninist, thank you cool im a marxist feminist lets eat each other alive some time
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Oct 23, 2015 08:40
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Learn a trade and make America great again.
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Oct 23, 2015 09:18
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Oct 23, 2015 10:56
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"Well let's see here what skills or knowledge do I have that I want to develop further... Man, I can't think of anything! I'm useless! No wait, I can speak english!! That's it!!!!"
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Oct 23, 2015 10:59
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"A french title?? In MY english degree????"
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Oct 23, 2015 11:01
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you should major in getting a clue
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Oct 23, 2015 11:03
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Enfield posted:you should major in getting a clue and minor in fart smelling & fartography
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Oct 23, 2015 11:11
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drat
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Oct 23, 2015 11:40
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Son of Rodney posted:"Well let's see here what skills or knowledge do I have that I want to develop further... Man, I can't think of anything! I'm useless! No wait, I can speak english!! That's it!!!!" That made me chuckle 
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Oct 23, 2015 11:47
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did you write your paper yet
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Oct 23, 2015 11:55
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Enfield posted:did you write your paper yet Yeah, now I'm just dicking around until my class at 9:10. A lot easier than I thought it would be.
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Oct 23, 2015 11:58
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sos youre mother, LOL
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Oct 23, 2015 12:06
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It might not be the essay topic you want, but it's the essay topic you deserve (Poli Sci B.A. and starting History M.A., no room for judgement here)
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Oct 23, 2015 19:42
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Looks like Twerkteam Pizza will never be the head of a major corporation. I'll just take a regular coffee, thanks.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:45
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FWIW OP, it's my 3rd favorite car in GTAV
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Oct 23, 2015 19:51
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wow college homework dude gently caress how you gonna get through it
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Oct 23, 2015 19:54
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Mad Monk posted:Looks like Twerkteam Pizza will never be the head of a major corporation. This is a video store.
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:wow college homework dude gently caress how you gonna get through it By shitposting.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:07
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What is The Coquette about OP
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Oct 23, 2015 20:08
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Pththya-lyi posted:What is The Coquette about OP It's an Epistolary novel about this flirty bitch who has such a rough time choosing whether she wants to marry some douchebag major or some nerd reverend. It's set in the 18th century like right after the American Revolution. Bitch ends up getting engaged to the reverend dude, but still keeps major general human being at her side. Eventually the reverend dude gets pissed off that his fiance is friends with major dickbreath because dickbreath is trying to hit that. Zoom ahead a year and this girl has depression and some chronic condition. She meets the now married major dickbreath at a party, but what the bitch doesn't know is that major deeznuts is penniless. They gently caress. She gets preggo with deeznuts child. Deeznuts sets up to take her to a hospital upstate, where she dies giving birth to a stillborn. Her family and friends grieve while major damascus is persecuted for fowl play. roll credits, everyone laughs.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:23
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:It's an Epistolary novel about this flirty bitch who has such a rough time choosing whether she wants to marry some douchebag major or some nerd reverend. It's set in the 18th century like right after the American Revolution. sounds like a rip off of Far from the Madding Crowd.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:40
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Mad Monk posted:sounds like a rip off of Far from the Madding Crowd. It was published anonymously 75 years before
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Oct 23, 2015 20:44
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:It's an Epistolary novel about this flirty bitch who has such a rough time choosing whether she wants to marry some douchebag major or some nerd reverend. It's set in the 18th century like right after the American Revolution.
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Oct 23, 2015 20:45
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symbolic posted:sounds like a good read It was meh, I mean it was easily digestible at least
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Oct 23, 2015 20:48
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shoot up the school, op
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Oct 23, 2015 20:49
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Zzulu posted:shoot up the school, op Nah I got a good thing going, Thanks.
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Nah I got a good thing going, Thanks. Not if you're writing about human being fuckin books, you don't
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