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they should build a net that could be strung between two satellites and it just drives around collecting satellite debris in orbit. when it's full it slings the net into the sun
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Nov 12, 2015 20:57
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they should make scent oil dishes built onto baseboard heaters so you can use them as free scentsy warmers
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Nov 12, 2015 21:00
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all public art installations should be made with bases of hermetically sealed nuclear waste so the public and the government doesn't forget where it is stored and then it leaks everywhere and turns into a superfund or Hanford
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Nov 12, 2015 21:03
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every person in the United States should be required to do a mandatory year in the service sector after high school and before entering college/vocation/etc., to learn how to not be a real fucker
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Nov 12, 2015 21:06
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congressmen should be allowed to authorize vacations and transportation for any of their constituents, regardless of age or voter eligibility, to prevent the summertime blues
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Nov 12, 2015 21:11
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can someone explain to me why dumping garbage in volcanoes is a Bad Idea? bc it sounds like a Good Idea to me but there's enough volcanoes and trash everywhere to indicate otherwise
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Nov 12, 2015 21:14
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Lil Cunty posted:every person in the United States should be required to do a mandatory year in the service sector after high school and before entering college/vocation/etc., to learn how to not be a real fucker this. |
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Nov 12, 2015 21:27
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Lil Cunty posted:every person in the United States should be required to do a mandatory year in the service sector after high school and before entering college/vocation/etc., to learn how to not be a real fucker More if you have a trust fund. |
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Nov 12, 2015 22:04
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mailboxes should be outlawed to cut down on wasteful junk mail. if you want a mailbox you better have a good reason why In this day and age. mailbox permits should cost money, have to be applied for and maintained yearly to pay for the (very reduced) postal service
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Nov 12, 2015 22:05
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they should make a bong that doubles as a recording device so I just whisper my solutions into it for posterity instead of having to make a thread to store them all
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Nov 12, 2015 22:08
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There should be a delivery service where they knock on the door, you slip some bills under the door, they leave the food behind, and you open the door to get the food 47 seconds after you hear the vehicle leave the street.
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Nov 12, 2015 22:18
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There should be a blanket that is big enough to wrap yourself adequately in.
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Nov 12, 2015 22:19
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There should be a beam that could slice through rock cleanly and easily, and it should be given to an artist to turn the Rock Mountains into the world's largest knock-knock joke.
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Nov 12, 2015 22:21
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Nov 12, 2015 22:29
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scissors that make everything you cut feel like fresh construction paper. |
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Nov 12, 2015 22:34
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bog pixie posted:C21H30O2 + CH4O |
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Nov 12, 2015 22:34
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a program that teaches new moms with postpartum depression how to code and test video games, since they are home a lot and sad a lot and that's rly all you need to be a good programmer
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Nov 12, 2015 22:34
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Nov 12, 2015 22:40
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ikr I have really good ideas
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Nov 12, 2015 22:42
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microchips like for your pets but they're injected into the flesh of your purse so if it's lost or stolen you can find it easier
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Nov 12, 2015 22:43
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they should genetically engineer people to have variegated intestines so if a doctor is doing surgery on them he can look at the chart and go "oh easy the polyp is in the teal section" and then they don't have to unravel all your guts looking for the problem
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Nov 12, 2015 22:46
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all cars should have a readout on the dash showing how many lbs of co2 you're releasing into the atmosphere per mile and also a countdown meter to the predicted extinction event, so people can make conscientious decisions regarding their midnight trips to 7-11
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Nov 12, 2015 22:52
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all bathrooms should be gender non-specific but the stalls should be completely enclosed so guys don't hear old ladies fart or whatever they're so worried is going to happen in a mixed bathroom
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Nov 12, 2015 22:57
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paint with bleach in it for humid areas with mildew problems
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Nov 12, 2015 23:02
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they should make electronic mobiles for hanging over babies cribs that take pictures of the baby in real time and then runs them through googles deepdream network and projects the resulting images above the baby I don't really know what this solves but those babies will trip the gently caress out
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Nov 12, 2015 23:10
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I guess it's a solution to baby sobriety
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Nov 12, 2015 23:11
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the 5th to last tissue in the box should be dyed blue so you know it's time to buy more Kleenex before you run out
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Nov 12, 2015 23:18
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tampons should have the same stuff in the center of them that warming lube has in it but it's moisture activated so you get spicy and know to change before you ruin your panties
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Nov 12, 2015 23:21
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Lil Cunty posted:microchips like for your pets but they're injected into the flesh of your purse so if it's lost or stolen you can find it easier the chip on pets only works if someone turns the pet in, which is unlikely in the case of a stolen purse ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2015 23:26
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all of your other ideas are 100% solid tho
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smoobles posted:the chip on pets only works if someone turns the pet in, which is unlikely in the case of a stolen purse I was thinking it would come with a feature like "find my iPhone" where you could gps track it "find my old receipts, gum wrappers and maxed out credit cards"
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Nov 12, 2015 23:28
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decaf coffee with melatonin and tryptophan in it bc sometimes I want coffee before bedtime
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Nov 12, 2015 23:31
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Lil Cunty posted:the 5th to last tissue in the box should be dyed blue so you know it's time to buy more Kleenex before you run out they have these, at my old work they stock little cheapo tissue boxes but the last few would be yellow so you'd know they were almost out |
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Nov 12, 2015 23:37
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somebody should make a tamagotchi thats a tiny Buddha who lives off meditation and when you don't meditate his smile gets smaller and smaller until you're reincarnated as a goat
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Nov 12, 2015 23:38
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google THIS posted:they have these, at my old work they stock little cheapo tissue boxes but the last few would be yellow so you'd know they were almost out a questionable color for the circumstance but an otherwise excellent idea that im glad I thought of
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Nov 12, 2015 23:40
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Lil Cunty posted:paint with bleach in it for humid areas with mildew problems this exists actually, but not bleach rather antimicrobials. |
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Nov 12, 2015 23:41
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Piso Mojado posted:this exists actually, but not bleach rather antimicrobials. I'm insanely smart
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Nov 12, 2015 23:41
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press on jewels and beauty marks that have medicated adhesive on the back for sticking over zits. it hides them and helps get rid of them both
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led lights for night joggers that are powered by kinetic energy. the incentives of personal safety and visibility keep you running even after you get tired
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