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cruft

But I absolutely suck at posting.

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platonicbackrub

Hey Cruft

cruft


Sup! I have no idea who anybody is anymore.

treasure bear

i will park here maybe, on top of your thread!

Salmiakki


the cruft is back baby

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

cruft

okay I know who you two are.

o/

(That's a thing we do at our new job to say Hello)

posting smiling
i'm good at driving as long as no on is watching.

Matoi Ryuko


cruft posted:

Sup! I have no idea who anybody is anymore.

Oh, is that so?

cruft

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Oh, is that so?

Okay I guess I know who over half of you are, based on my statistical sampling method of "everybody who's posted in this thread so far".

Ace of Baes
Welcome back, Dogcrash Truther

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Matoi Ryuko


cruft posted:

Okay I guess I know who over half of you are, based on my statistical sampling method of "everybody who's posted in this thread so far".

:wave:

treasure bear

welcome back cruft

I need to know who has the best post to emptyquote ratio

Matoi Ryuko


treasure bear posted:

welcome back cruft

I need to know who has the best post to emptyquote ratio

cruft

treasure bear posted:

welcome back cruft

I need to know who has the best post to emptyquote ratio

Okay, I made a force-directed graph.

treasure bear

cruft posted:

Okay, I made a force-directed graph.



the circle, the most powerful shape, thank you

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

cruft posted:

Okay I guess I know who over half of you are, based on my statistical sampling method of "everybody who's posted in this thread so far".

Hello!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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platonicbackrub

treasure bear posted:

the circle, the most powerful shape, thank you

*pushes your circle, causing it to roll*

cruft

platonicbackrub posted:

*pushes your circle, causing it to roll*

This is starting to sound suspiciously like driving. I would like to remind everybody that this is a robots-driving-only thread.

WindmillSlayer

hey cruft

barfdog



hello!


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

cruft


Hey WMS, how's the new job at the National Biscuit Company?

cruft


Sup homecheese, any updates on your termite situation?

posting smiling

hello.

barfdog



cruft posted:

Sup homecheese, any updates on your termite situation?

they've now eaten the entire house. all thats left is a plug socket for my laptop and im piggybacking my neighbor's wifi. its the good life, man.


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

cruft


What up 3-pack, how's the Yeti painting coming along?

posting smiling

cruft posted:

What up 3-pack, how's the Yeti painting coming along?

sorry cruft, i don't get the reference.

<------------ i'm classicist, and i've never painted a yeti

WindmillSlayer

cruft posted:

Hey WMS, how's the new job at the National Biscuit Company?

oh you know, can't complain. except about the biscotti, blegh

Uhhhh hi.

cruft

barfdog posted:

they've now eaten the entire house. all thats left is a plug socket for my laptop and im piggybacking my neighbor's wifi. its the good life, man.

Far out! Like, at least 800 feet.

posting smiling posted:

sorry cruft, i don't get the reference.

<------------ i'm classicist, and i've never painted a yeti

So still not finished, huh? Well, don't give up, champ, even the Ecce Homo wasn't restored in a single day!

cruft

WindmillSlayer posted:

oh you know, can't complain. except about the biscotti, blegh

I thought you guys stopped making Zwieback toast years ago

WindmillSlayer

cruft posted:

I thought you guys stopped making Zwieback toast years ago

i dont knnow anything about the company. i was bluffing.


posting smiling
if this is a trick to get me to make a painting of a yeti it isn't working.

Matoi Ryuko


You've seen the yeti in person??!

cruft

posting smiling posted:

if this is a trick to get me to make a painting of a yeti it isn't working.

actually I was hoping to trick WMS into manufacturing Triscuits (which have one more scuit than biscuits).

WindmillSlayer

its your last day before you execution by lethal injection and you ask for a weed brownie garlic triscuits and sharp squeeze cheeze


cruft

WindmillSlayer posted:

sharp squeeze cheeze

some great pet name ideas ITT for all the teenage yobbers

WindmillSlayer

sharp squeeze cheese was my least favorite character in "the wire"


cruft

WindmillSlayer posted:

sharp squeeze cheese was my least favorite character in "the wire"

Tinky-Winky was pretty great tho.

Piso Mojado

hey cruft, how's the byob statistical modelling effort going?

cruft

Piso Mojado posted:

hey cruft, how's the byob statistical modelling effort going?

Chart should be ready any day now.

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cruft

Piso Mojado posted:

hey cruft, how's the byob statistical modelling effort going?

In all seriousness I was just wondering if I could find anything surprising by mining the thread history. Like, do popular threads tend to feature certain words more or something? Could make for some fun posting.

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