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I believe in the virgin birth.
I do not believe in the virgin birth.
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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Merry Christmas! I'm sure everyone is getting ready to give and receive Gifts from their loved ones and family members.

That's all well and good, everyone loves the presents at Christmas, however, all too often people forget why we're celebrating this holiday. December 25th is the day Jesus Christ was born, two-hundred and fifteen years ago. You read that right, we date our years from when this guy was born!

It all began when the Angel Gabriel appeared to Mary, who was married to a man named Joseph. Gabriel told Mary that she would give birth to a boy, as a virgin.



Nine months later, the Roman census is occurring and Mary and Joseph have to go to their home town to register with the Empire. They are unable to find a place to stay, so they have to room in a stable. The savior of humanity was born in a stable! Now that's a humble origin.



Once she had the baby, three wise men who had seen a new star in the sky knew that it meant Jesus had arrived. They presented Jesus with the gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.



So that's why we celebrate Christmas: To recognize the miraculous birth of Jesus Christ, son of God.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Welcome back

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is that Naruto Jesus

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
God raped mary

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


Hi! How's GBS going?

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
I request more religious/anime crossover fanart

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

did not read

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i liked it better when op was banned

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

TEAYCHES posted:

Hi! How's GBS going?

We got some new mods and there was a really good jeb bush photoshop thread.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Hector Beerlioz posted:

We got some new mods and there was a really good jeb bush photoshop thread.

Oh, cool, I like genesplicer. He's old but still with it.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Hail Santa

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


I get what you're doing here, and while I love Santa too it's pretty ridiculous that he has overshadowed what is supposed to be a celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ.

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

Second Sun
Apr 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I could say the real reason is the birth of Loki or Zeus it's just as real as your religion lols.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
saw tons of white ppl all dressed up going to church in an affluent coastal community as i rode by on my motorcycle a few hours ago...i dont get it - do they think they gonna get a gold star when they die and go to heaven? just show ur love and compassion to all those around you and strive to make tonite a peaceful night for all...thats all god needs u to do

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Seriously tho what about Kwanzaa being ignored around here smh

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

Oh, cool, I like genesplicer. He's old but still with it.

I'm convinced making mods is how the administration destroys good posters they can't ban outright

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ChickenWyngz posted:

Seriously tho what about Kwanzaa being ignored around here smh

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

I kwan zum of that rear end

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
hachi machi

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNn0cCpkMWo

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The solstice is the reason for the season.

Hail Satan.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
all I want for Christmas is TEAYCHES to be permabanned

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

all I want for Christmas is TEAYCHES to be permabanned

Why?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

happy holidays

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

bump

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

THS is ISIS???
Figures...

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
THS is good you dummies

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
:gas:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


rude

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

gently caress off

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Broenheim posted:

gently caress off

:(

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
If Mary was married, how was she still a virgin?
Feel like something got lost in translation, there.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I enjoy seasons! Get with it!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Nooner posted:

THS is good you dummies

Your new avatar made me mistake you for DGSW at first.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Nooner posted:

THS is good you dummies

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
he's not

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIs27Z5Hrk

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


that seriously hurts

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Jess Christ is technically the only son to have his dick in his mom's pussy entance before being born makes you think

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